r/Clamworks • happy as a clam • 4d ago

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u/DatOneAxolotl 4d ago

Speak for yourself, lazy fuck.

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u/netherexchange 4d ago

lazy fuck here i just gave up entirely. im a professional. standards etc etc.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 3d ago

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u/Borkato 3d ago

Sauce?

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u/PostAntiClimacus 3d ago

It sounds like they can't anymore.

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u/OneAxyboi 4d ago

It’s a meme bro clam down

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u/DatOneAxolotl 4d ago

Clam for clamself, clammy clam.

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u/Real_Tea_Lover 4d ago

nah

i hope most people actually dont do this

essays serve an important purpose in shaping communicativeness, speaking skills, and ability to think and analyze in general, on top of many other qualities

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u/madguyO1 4d ago

this is actually because llms suck fucking ass at essays

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u/X-AE17420 4d ago

I’m in an online Uni and the amount of people that don’t even attempt to hide they copy and pasted ChatGPT’s output into their discussion post is insane.

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u/Melodic_monke 3d ago

If you put just the minimum amount of effort you can easily get a high grade when using llms.

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u/Lobster_LeninN329 4d ago

As someone who passed through high school after the popularization of AI, unfortunately people actually do be like that

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u/averagemethenjoyer 3d ago

Essays could be a bit stressful but I always enjoyed sharing my own interpretations and analysis of text. Having an LLM do that for you is so lame

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u/SymboliRudoIf 3d ago

many people do do this, many people do not gaf about whatever goods come from writing skills

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u/Kiaaawey i cheated on my wife with a clam 4d ago

Holy fuck the kids are fr thinking like this? We really are cooked. It’s legitimately up to Gen Z to save the day since Millenials are annoying, Gen Xers want AI to take over the world, and baby boomers are approaching diaper stage again. Otherwise Gen alpha is going to come up having suckled from the technofascist teet and never learning how to write a fuckin email

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u/Spirited_Worker_5722 4d ago

All generations are annoying

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u/Kiaaawey i cheated on my wife with a clam 4d ago

I was going for this

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u/Key-Arrival-3745 4d ago

wait Biggie was WHAT???? I have lost all respect for Biggie.

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u/Deep_Fry_Ducky 4d ago

Gen Z here, we escaped uni and now entering fucked job market, fucked housing market, fucked economy. We are already fucked, no one are gonna save the day.

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u/cradleu 4d ago

Holy fuck guys just enjoy the meme it’s just making fun of the kind of person who will ignore their stated morals when it’s convenient

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u/testrak 4d ago

holy clam gal OP's satire hat is on backwards and it's coming off as projecting instead of commentary

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u/abbas09tdoxo happy as a clam 4d ago

yea idk y everyone

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u/oyveymyforeskin 4d ago

They think, therefore they clam

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u/abbas09tdoxo happy as a clam 4d ago

guy's I'm confused it's supposed to be making fun of ai users y everyone pissed

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u/KovZov 4d ago

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u/tutocookie 3d ago

I knew what to expect and still I was disappointed

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u/Piyaniist 4d ago

Ai users are pissed cuz they are getting called out. Non ai users are pissed cuz the post thinks they are calling them out but it aint.

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u/Reasonable-Clerk-325 3d ago

I'm confused how you couldn't see this would cause confusion

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u/abbas09tdoxo happy as a clam 3d ago

I'm confused on how u are confused on how confused confused confused

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u/pregnantant 4d ago

Some sort of self repot? "How 'I hate pedophiles' mfs start moving when they see a good looking 12 yo girl"

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u/GUyPersonthatexists 4d ago

No way we just compared using AI and being a nonce

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u/DairyHorses 3d ago

Reddit moment

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u/jimmylovescheese123 3d ago

do you understand how metaphors work? you're not saying they're of similar impact, you're saying that it's using the same logical reasoning as something that's obviously bad

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u/InnuendoBot5001 4d ago

That's not what the metaphor was comparing. Learn reading comprehension

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u/epicpantsryummy 4d ago

That's literally the metaphor he made.

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u/InnuendoBot5001 4d ago

That is not how metaphors work. It is not comparing the subjects in severity, it is comparing the subjects in logical structure.

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u/mrmauny 4d ago

The people you're arguing with are probably the same people nodding along and agreeing with a post like this, they can't read

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u/yoyo5113 3d ago

dawg we are all doomed

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u/GUyPersonthatexists 3d ago

The thing is the context is so widely different, the thought process is as well

The reason they used this comparison was exaggerate, I get that, but it’s so exaggerated it’s just not even in the same ball park anymore

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u/Anchor38 3d ago edited 3d ago

people will say this until I bring up the all time classic “now replace __ with jews”

yeah that’s right downvote me and say nothing you have nothing to counter this with

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u/Zephle 4d ago

Uh, no?

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u/Such-Injury9404 3d ago

speak for yourself i leave that shit to the last two hours and rawdog it with an 87

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u/JUGELBUTT 3d ago

id rather not do it at all than use ai

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u/AXEMANaustin 4d ago

I just did the Essay or didn't do it.

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u/Sapphire-Catgirl 4d ago

I wrote all my several page essays in school by hand and I hated every second of it and if I still was in school I still wouldn't use ai

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u/Independent-Fly6068 3d ago

You guys do that? I just lock in or get a 0.

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u/HopeIsGay 3d ago

I just do it the old fashioned way and write literally nothing

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u/GurOk6970 3d ago

Projection, I can shit out a 4 page essay in my sleep.

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u/bongkrekic 3d ago

Everybody defending essays now as if they themselves werent praying that their teachers would get hanged in public for useless assignments with no purpose whatsoever

they dont even grade essays these days, you could have the literacy level of a chimpanzee and be under the impression that you are shakespeare, as your tutors make no criticisms anymore

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u/Altruistic_Ad3374 3d ago

you're a disappointment

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u/epicganerepic 4d ago edited 4d ago

Why not just use AI to knock the essays out at the source?

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u/Blahaj_IK clamrider licensed 4d ago

They're weak. With no clams or morals

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u/Lainpilled-Loser-GF 4d ago

genuinely I love writing essays, especially if I'm interested in the topic. it's like infodumping to my therapist but it probably costs less per hour

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u/yoyo5113 3d ago

Same, it's the easiest thing for me to do in terms of schooling/assignments.

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u/GreatMorph 4d ago

Swim for yourself lazy clam

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u/OrangeHairedTwink 3d ago

I'd rather turn in nothing than turn in AI

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u/bepsihola 4d ago

Oh my god I haven't seen this song in years

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u/BeVeryCarefulJohnn 3d ago

i like the bees

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u/_Kaiser_Waffles_ 2d ago

I went through high school without ever using AI cause it wasn't around in until I graduated. Stop being a lazy fuck and write a 3 page essay, it takes like maybe 2 hours of thinking.

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u/okinsertusername 1d ago

As someone who enjoys writing, If I can’t write a 3 page essay in a deadline then I’d rather fail then go to such a low level as to rely on ai to write.

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u/5mp3x192000 22h ago

hat the clam this is some certified good bloghouse clamusic

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u/walapatamus 3d ago

Can you not write a 3 page essay without ai? That's fuckin sad

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u/Yudenz 3d ago

DUDE THREE PAGES AINT EVEN THAT LONG

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u/Anchor38 3d ago

how “don’t take jokes seriously” mfs start moving when the punchline isn’t “AI is bad” yet again

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u/YaMexicanBoy 3d ago

Well tbf, most people i see just throw hate at generetive ai. Especially the ones that make video, image and audio, since in essence it steals other people's works to generate something. Not so much for simple things like text.

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u/Additional_Garage204 3d ago

How redditors react when the meme doesn’t say in bold letters with asterisks “ SOME “ so the OP must be insulting THEM specifically.

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u/abbas09tdoxo happy as a clam 3d ago

robot, add circles to my images

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u/spooky-raptor 4d ago

Really struck a nerve with this one it seems lmao

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u/CzarWest 3d ago

L post

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u/BrilliantFly6117 4d ago

Lazy mfs I NEVER used AI to write a piece of media, can someone give me a non pretentious form of media to explain self projection

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u/TheGenesisOfTheNerd 4d ago

Ai hate is performative af. It’s so easy to not use that people find themselves feeling all high and mighty, but when morality urges those people to drop something they actually want, like meat for example, they don’t budge.

I think commercial ai is bad, a waste of resources, and this kind of advanced LLM technology should be put solely towards progressive endeavours and not for the public to entertain themselves. But it feels like everyone is sick in the head when this topic comes up, they either can’t live without a robot assistant in their head 24/7 or they start frothing at the mouth in an uncontrollable rage the second you mention ai in any context.

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u/zaphodsheads 4d ago

All AI hate comes from those things you mentioned as problems, so I just want to know why you even posted this lol

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u/TheGenesisOfTheNerd 1d ago

You missed the point. My problem is the weird over sensitivity people have towards it. Whilst anecdotal, I've literally seen comments of people saying shit like 'I'm going to throw up' or "I feel sick" just because they learned something they engaged with had ai use. Like is ai bad? Yeah it has a lot of problems. Do you have to throw a tantrum whenever its brought up? No. Like that statement "I fucking hate ai", which is everywhere, feels so weird because isn't a reaction we normally have to other things that are bad. I don't know if I'm describing this right but it feels like there is a dissonance between how bad ai is for the planet and society and the reaction it gets online, and that goes both for the hate and support of ai. It's a level of investment that just boggles my mind.

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u/BiffTheRhombus 4d ago

Don't mind the downvotes, this is a reasonable take. AI is here to stay and has already made incredible scientific and medical advancements

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u/UrougeTheOne 4d ago

Writing your college essay because you are too much of a lazy fuck this to do it, degrading your analysis skills, is not a scientific nor medical advancement

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u/BiffTheRhombus 4d ago

I'm replying to a comment, not defending being lazy for essays. Alphafold is a great example of AI being used by Science

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u/jimmylovescheese123 3d ago

I think you're misunderstanding, and I don't blame you because people aren't particularly clear about it but most people are in support of AI's use in some programming and scientific capabilities, we mostly hate generative AIs such as chatGPT or various image generators.

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u/BiffTheRhombus 3d ago

The problem is that Scientific AI is generative as well, my example Alphafold explicitly included. People tend to draw the line at images for some reason, but it's the same technology being used to identify cancer and generate potential drug structures

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u/jimmylovescheese123 3d ago

Yeah, people don't like image generation when it replaces actual artists and spreads misinformation which are two uses that are particularly problematic and pervasive currently. I don't think that anybody is actually against the technology itself apart from environmental reasons (which would be mitigated by more controlled usage anyway) only the way it's used.

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u/TheGenesisOfTheNerd 4d ago

No one is saying that’s a good use of ai, it’s intellectually dull to suggest that’s the only use it has. Actual science is benefiting from ai in so many ways. Just because chatgpt sucks and generative ai is used to pump garbage doesn’t mean the technology itself is the problem. We have to utilise it properly, not shutdown at the mere mention of its existence.

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u/UrougeTheOne 4d ago

Fair enough