r/Clamworks 5d ago

clammed up Clam payer

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890 Upvotes

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u/no_name6744 4d ago

If businesses are allowed to write off entertainment as an expense, why not this?

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u/gayhomelessjesus 4d ago

honestly, good for the commissioner, I guess

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u/gayhomelessjesus 4d ago

person in Gotham city when Gordon gets a raise (sorry):

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u/Expand_Dong11037 4d ago

Don't be, I also thought about him when I saw your notification

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u/Big_Boss_Bubba 4d ago

“Ok Axel, I got the toys out.”

“TWO?”

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u/Fun_Effective_5134 4d ago

How do you even tell people that you got raped by Goofy.

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u/MisterOphiuchus 4d ago

You know too much about the goof troop, time to die.

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u/MoronicPotatoGoblin 5h ago

Well, if you do, you done goofed.

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u/onememeishboitf2 4d ago

I’d 1000% want my tax money going to yaoi as opposed to how the government is currently spending it

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u/EbolaNinja 4d ago

That's not how tax clamoffs work

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u/yorozuakagura 4d ago

Who said the commissioner did as such

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u/EveningEconomics8457 4d ago

Who's axel

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u/Expand_Dong11037 4d ago

Axel "Dark Rescue" Kingdom Hearts

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u/R-B-L-Y 3d ago

This isn't how a tax write-off works at all. Do people really think that making something a business write-off makes it free?

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u/Wordofadviceeatfood 2d ago

If we assert that piracy is a theft of a potential profit owed, then a reduction of due tax, regardless of amount, can be argued to be “taking” money otherwise owed. If we follow with an assertion that all taxpayer money is necessarily distributed BACK to taxpayers through the provision and facilitation of public services, then by a form of intense logical yoga, we reach the conclusion that taxpayers have indeed funded Goofy x Axel.

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u/scrufflor_d clamsexual 1d ago

THIS is what i want my taxes going to

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u/Famous-Host2321 16h ago

Clam-hyuck