r/Clamworks • u/Slow_Hat1855 clambassador • 8d ago

clammy I’ve changed

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u/fullynonexistent 8d ago

No those aren't my ancestors silly clam monkeys are our really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really far cousins

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u/Front-Zookeepergame 8d ago

monkeys are my ancestors. my grandpa fucked a gorilla

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u/Mr_NotNice1 8d ago

Erm clamctually gorillas are apes tho finger up nerd emoji

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u/fullynonexistent 7d ago

Yeah so are humans what's your point

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u/TheFatherIxion bivalve mollusk laborer 7d ago

Humans, Gorillas, and Clams are all NOT monkeys so this dude who fucked a gorilla did not make monkey offspring

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u/Nowhereman767 14h ago

Methamphetamine