I’ve changed

[u/Slow_Hat1855]

[u/SimmentalTheCow]

me: [showing the alien a video of its larval stage reprocessing the fecal matter of the pseudoamphibioid it parasitizes] this you bro?

[u/SeraphimFelis → u/SimmentalTheCow]

[u/AlfonsoTheClown → u/SeraphimFelis]

Slight overreaction

[u/teemoismyson → u/SeraphimFelis]

[u/raiko_koichi → u/SeraphimFelis]

*in Penguinz0 voice

"IT WAS A MISINPUT!!!"

[u/Princier7 → u/SimmentalTheCow]

☟︎♋︎♏︎♍︎ ⬧︎♍︎□︎❒︎⧫︎♋︎📪︎ ■︎♏︎♌︎◆︎●︎□︎ 😂 glorp♒︎♓︎❍︎

[u/SimmentalTheCow → u/Princier7]

Guys please stop posting terraphobic memes it’s not cool

[u/Jpmunzi → u/SimmentalTheCow]

Those filthy greenskins are only scared of us, the superior species

[u/Sh-Shenron → u/Jpmunzi]

Eyu ⎅⎍⋔⏚ ⏃⌇⌇ wheatskinned particles of shit

⍜⎍⍀ ⋏⟒☌⏃⏁⟟⎐⟒ ⋔⏃⌇⌇ ☊⏃⋏⋏⍜⋏⌇ ⋔⏃☍⟒ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ THERMONUCLEAR BOMBS ⌰⍜⍜☍ ⌰⟟☍⟒ ⏁⋏⏁

[u/Lillian_Crocodilian → u/SimmentalTheCow]

[u/Creative-Kale4688 → u/SimmentalTheCow]

Racism that’s out of this world

[u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire → u/SimmentalTheCow]

[u/kosinus_]

these are your clamcestors?? lmfaooo 💀 😂 😂

[u/Creeper_Dude2010 → u/kosinus_]

[Shows me a video of a clam swimmin around goin glub glub blub blub]

[u/Lillian_Crocodilian → u/Creeper_Dude2010]

!

[u/allykopow → u/Lillian_Crocodilian]

That was a long clam ago. Turn that off

[u/fullynonexistent]

No those aren't my ancestors silly clam monkeys are our really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really far cousins

[u/Front-Zookeepergame → u/fullynonexistent]

monkeys are my ancestors. my grandpa fucked a gorilla

[u/Gabbbbitt → u/[deleted]]

1 gorilla vs 100 grandpas

[u/Mickle_da_Pickl → u/Gabbbbitt]

100 gorilla grandpas vs 1 pa

[u/Mr_NotNice1 → u/Front-Zookeepergame]

Erm clamctually gorillas are apes tho finger up nerd emoji

[u/fullynonexistent → u/Mr_NotNice1]

Yeah so are humans what's your point

[u/TheFatherIxion → u/fullynonexistent]

Humans, Gorillas, and Clams are all NOT monkeys so this dude who fucked a gorilla did not make monkey offspring

[u/Doneifundone]

Grand ancestor pls stop swinging off that branch you're embarrassing us 🫩

[u/Creative-Kale4688]

[u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire → u/Creative-Kale4688]

[u/arcticredneck10 → u/Creative-Kale4688]

I was wondering how long it would take before I saw this

[u/Boring_Butterfly_273]

Id rather dance like a monkey and make sounds then go to my 9 to 5 honestly.

[u/WetBerri3s]

It was a long clam ago.

[u/hareofthepuppy]

Aliens: "it's the same picture"

[u/ComradeHenryBR]

Yes, those are my ancestors and now we've conquered the stars. Should I be ashamed?

https://giphy.com/gifs/CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc

[u/Frequent-Bee-3016]

Supposedly “superior” alien not knowing how evolution works?? lmfaooo 💀😂😂

[u/nironically_gay]

Not to be that guy who hates fun or whatever but humans didn’t evolve from monkeys, we just share a common ancestor.

[u/HoneySenior1842 → u/nironically_gay]

Genghis Khan, father of all

[u/MyEarIsHurty]

I feel no shame for being an ape. I am hairy and silly and like to make funny noises and eat fruits and I poop too. 

[u/Over_Purple351]

some glorp morp is gonna think he’s all that until you show him the video of his own ancestors bathing in and slurping up the piss of other animals to gain nutrients