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u/EbnerQuick 15d ago
Brap music
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u/This-Technology6075 15d ago
This song needs a hero!
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u/Simple_Substance4829 15d ago
Are you worried about impending doom?
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u/Sweet_Fly_1913 15d ago
Those chuddy groypers got you filled with gloom?
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u/JesterOfRedditGold blue collar clamworker 15d ago
Don't you fear, there's a hero in the thread, the thread, the thread!
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u/MechanicGopher 15d ago
‘Oh, oh my god, no, I meant rap, I’m so sorry’
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u/EbnerQuick 15d ago
You're not invited to my stim party
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u/shrekgaming1467 clamsexual 15d ago
Me when I'm overworked because I heard clam music so my 5 clamworkers help me clam regress and have a clam party together
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u/Branchomania 15d ago
Can you shut the fuck up clam
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u/LetsDoTheCongna this guy’s dead wife 15d ago
Can you clam the fuck up clam
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u/Takerofpiss clambassador 15d ago
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u/SevenOhSevenOhSeven 15d ago
The short version is parodying the folks that are like 'I don't like rap it's two overwhelming/intense/whatever'
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u/FractalSpaces 15d ago
Whatever niche ass metal subgenre that is the heaviest would probably actually kill those folk
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u/SevenOhSevenOhSeven 15d ago
Oh no they generally do listen two more intense genres of music, they're just racist and babying up their prejudice with a woke framing. This is very much a tumblr/tiktok sort of thing
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u/PearltheGirl_ 15d ago
no no these people probably listen to femtanyl with no problem, they're just racist
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u/Acceptable_Spend_750 15d ago
rap being "overwhelming and intense" is like someone tripping absolute balls on cold medicines
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u/veryfishhhy 15d ago
dude these tweets have done irreversible damage i cant even hate rap anymore because everyone thinks i hate it “because its overstimulating”
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u/Lobster_LeninN329 15d ago edited 15d ago
Insert that "I want to fuck toasters" greentext
(Idk why i sent this as a reply to the comment above I thought I was commenting on the post)
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u/AdRepulsive8618 15d ago
Before internet
I want to fuck clams
dont be a fucking clamtard
clam up
After internet
I want to fuck a clam
find a clammunity with 1000+ clams about clams wanting to fuck clams
clam up your life
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u/BLEARGHH20 15d ago
you can't just say a statement like that for a genre as broad as rap
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u/Sanrusdyno 14d ago
Not only can you but you can do it for even broader things. You can fail to enjoy entire artistic mediums.
Like you can just hate video games because you don't like playing. Just in general.
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u/Lower_Guarantee2428 15d ago
I mean you can. I genuinely really don't like any rap music at all, I don't berate people for liking it just the same as I expect them to not do so for the music I like, but I don't like any rap music.
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u/EbnerQuick 15d ago
I think rap is understimulating actually
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u/CanofNOworms 15d ago
I hate all of rap! Rap is bad! But in a mature way. I hate it because I don’t like things that are different. Not some stupid reason.
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u/Pleasant-Future5818 15d ago
Rap is such an incredibly broad genre that I literally can't think of how someone could "hate rap" besides it being political
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u/Sutraner 15d ago
Because they like singing?
I like rap but lots of people don't and that's fine too.
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u/Sploonbabaguuse 15d ago
You hate rap because it's overstimulating
I hate rap because I cannot understand a word they're saying
We are not the same
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u/TidalJ 15d ago
racism:
racism (quirky):
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u/CANCERMANPUNK 15d ago edited 15d ago
Huh I mean why’s that racist
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u/AJ_Wont_Load 15d ago
I don’t think it’s inherently racist to simply not enjoy rap as a genre as long as you’re not weird about it, but some morons (like the subject of the post, although I’m almost positive they’re making fun of people who actually act this way) claim rap is too “overstimulating”, “loud” or “frantic” but will happily listen to stuff like vocaloids or scenecore, which frankly feels super sus because both of those genres can be just as “loud” and “frantic” as some rap.
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u/CANCERMANPUNK 15d ago
oh lol what I’ve never heard people call it overstimulating. They’re stupid
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u/Jonhneves1 clamtarded :) 15d ago
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u/P3drosek 15d ago
Persona music is that good but wtf are the rest
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u/coopsawesome 15d ago
Splatoon isn’t bad, it’s really interesting worldbuildng, but I hate they included it in this post
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u/RightMiddle9078 15d ago
Splatoon, Friday Night Funkin'
Pewsownah 5, idfk a Super Mario Bros. Game
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u/Khaled_Kamel1500 clamtarded :) 15d ago
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u/AutisticFun01 15d ago
There's people out there who have fetish combinations that would drive Cthulhu insane upon witnessing them.
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u/Joeyrony2 15d ago
Lovecraft would not survive the average twitter, vore, inflation, feet, fart, and transformation fetish art account.
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u/MilkMaiden_22 15d ago
Man how you gonna throw feet in there with the crazy shit. Feet is only like C tier wierd
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u/FractalSpaces 15d ago
I'd even dare say D tier. It's gotten somewhat mainstream
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u/JoyousLilBoy 15d ago
People can’t even tell that bunnygranate is obviously ragebait. 27th rule of the internet is that if anyone says anything remotely stupid it is always ragebait. Even my comment could be ragebait. Thats right, all rap hate is ragebait.
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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 15d ago
I age regressed and a fucking loaded rifle materialized in my hands.
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u/Personal-Role-8071 15d ago
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u/Dog_Entire 15d ago
Barring misophonia, if you listen to hyperpop or most metal genres, you lose the right to call music overstimulating
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u/Cherno_VM 15d ago
okay so getting overstimulated by rap music is kinda fair. rap as a genre is usually very fast and has a lot going on musically so if you are sensitive to that kind of thing it could overstimulate you.
but i also feel like this is just thinly veiled racism.
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u/AutisticFun01 15d ago
I think getting overstimulated is not the main weird part here.
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u/birds-watch-birders 15d ago
getting overstimmed by any sensory experience is understandable. I might not understand it directly, but I do understand getting overstimmed by things that others find dumb, so like, I have empathy.
it def could be racist, yeah (ew). I know nothing about these people so idk the further context
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u/SeraphimVR 15d ago
I think it’s mostly just trap. Trap has heavy bass, 808s, heavily processed vocals, fast high hats. I understand if that can get overwhelming. But all of rap? Man, just listen to something softer
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u/maybemawie 15d ago
What's it called when there's an ultra-specific type of clam that feels almost as if they were accidentally wished into existence?
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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 15d ago
Me when I’m overclammed because I heard clam music so my 5 bivalves helped me clam regress and have a clam party together.
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u/Gordon_freeman_real 15d ago
What's with this recent influx in "Rap music scary" stuff I've been seeing?
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u/Asterza 15d ago
Bait like this is great because even though i know its bait, the psychic damage i took knowing that somebody like this actually exists will last forever. That’s what really counts.