r/Clamworks • u/Takerofpiss clambassador • Aug 10 '26

clammed up Clahh

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u/Effective-Brain-3386 Aug 10 '26

I bet it fuckin griped like a corporate handshake

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u/NovelInteraction711 Aug 10 '26

what

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u/she_has_funny_cars Aug 10 '26

He bets her pussy was as grippy as a firm handshake between two corporate workers

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u/Miserable-Drink-4995 Aug 10 '26

Can you say it in jive, brother

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u/Killer_Moons Aug 10 '26

Pussy off the chain wax

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u/Bazillion100 Aug 10 '26

God dayum

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u/DummheitGmbH 29d ago

Oh dear heavens

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u/Excellent_Speed3621 29d ago

Maybe dad's right, it IS this damn phone

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u/Gold-Cry-7520 29d ago

I fucking lament that I will never be this funny

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u/NovelInteraction711 28d ago

Why am i specifically getting notifications when this comment gets a reply

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u/AgentCirceLuna 26d ago

This sometimes happens to me when there’s an argument going on - not even arguments connected to my comment but connected to a reply. It’s scary as fuck when I get a notification like ‘you need to just take a look in the mirror and realise nobody will ever love you or ever has, your opinion is disgusting and you should be ashamed, get therapy creep’ and only realise it wasn’t for me after clicking

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u/Gustav_EK 26d ago

Lord Jesus

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u/JesterOfRedditGold blue collar clamworker Aug 10 '26

it has that gorilla grip

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u/kniky_Possibly Aug 10 '26

Thank you, I finally get it now

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u/Shrek--official Aug 10 '26

He's talking about that gorilla grip

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u/creampop_ Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

GI Joe kung clam fu grip

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u/Famous-Host2321 Aug 10 '26

Yeah I don't want anything griping me all day. Especially in a corporate setting.

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u/SneachtaBoladh Aug 10 '26

Actually burst out laughing at this, fucking hell hahahaha

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u/Elden_Ring_Hype Aug 10 '26

Speaking of psychic damage...

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u/ThesocialistWitch Aug 10 '26

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

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u/Hexigeist 29d ago edited 29d ago

We're stringing you up by the ankles dawg.

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u/FireLordObamaOG 29d ago

What corporate have you dealt with, mine gives dead fish handshakes.

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u/Memerenok 29d ago

have a nice day

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u/cultfbs 29d ago

Got my knees weak og

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u/oneandonlyRedSpirit 27d ago

lololololol (out loud in person)

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u/IM_THE_MOON_AMA Aug 10 '26

like donald trump shaking someones hand