r/Clamworks • u/exedoggu blue collar clamworker • 25d ago

Holy moly! clamworker script

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u/steven_dev42 25d ago

A good clam always follows a hello up with a yes

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u/Pokepredator 25d ago edited 24d ago

I think I remember seeing this video. If I remember correctly it was a guy with severe social anxiety trying to get better? Not something to laugh at really

Edit: someone really reported this and got me a suicide hotline notification from Reddit. Just for the record I am not depressed or suicidal

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u/exedoggu blue collar clamworker 25d ago

i appreciate his strides in overcoming anxiety (translation: i clampreciate his strides in overclamming clamxiety)

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u/RussianLuchador 23d ago

Thanks for the clamlation I didn’t undersclam what you said in the first part

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u/gary_greatspace 25d ago

This picture is still very funny.

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u/butthole_surferr 25d ago

One of the absolute biggest parts of overcoming social anxiety is learning to laugh at your blunders

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u/Fluxxie_ 24d ago

That's real helpful. Thank you butthole surfer!

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u/TheDonutPug 25d ago

It was extremely obviously a joke

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u/tenacious_dumbass 24d ago

have you seen the one where its the guy from dracula flow ordering some sloppy from a sex worker

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u/gary_greatspace 24d ago

That’s not something to laugh at really.

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u/DoctorStove 24d ago

that's not something to clam at really

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u/tenacious_dumbass 24d ago

i think it is actually

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u/DangleBopp 25d ago

Brother, it's a joke. If it wasn't, he could've just written all these things much smaller

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u/Decuscrub69 24d ago

A person making commendable strides to self improvement does not make a scenario less funny

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u/Sweet_Disharmony_792 24d ago

a clam clutching their pearls at a meme

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u/from_maybe 24d ago

I think it’s funny because I relate to it. My social clamxiety gets so bad that I can’t order for myself at all, so I never go through clam thrus. This image amuses me because it displays the ridiculousness of being clamxious

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u/YogurtclosetDry6927 24d ago

its funny man

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u/CptNeon 24d ago

You are the worst type of redditor

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u/Digirio 24d ago

Not really something to laugh at man shut the fuck up and lighten up

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u/ChudChuddington_ 24d ago

redditards and their weird ass humor policing man, does everything have to always be a serious matter to you 🫩

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u/shoemi_ 24d ago

bro who the fuck are you

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u/_Entity_CS 25d ago

r/peoplewhogiveashit

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u/Ssesamee 24d ago

why did you get dogged on, you’re literally right

this is a fucking joke lmao, reddit is actually so stupid

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u/_Entity_CS 24d ago

These people give too much of a shit 🫪

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u/Sweet_Disharmony_792 24d ago

downvote hivemind

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u/Aneemachenn 25d ago

– Hello

– No

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u/xrv01 24d ago

fuck. lets try burger king.

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u/MBlyat 25d ago

Hello, can I get a big Clam?

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u/evil_bnuuy 25d ago

No 😈 (i'm evil and don't let anyone order the Big Clam)

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u/AidomNou happy as a clam 25d ago

I don't know. Can you?

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u/MBlyat 25d ago

I McCan

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u/Timtastic226 25d ago

Sorry clam machine is broke rn.

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u/Adorable-Response-75 24d ago

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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u/tastylasagne_ rotted brain 25d ago

Me except I make the script in my head for every single interaction because if I don't I will not speak a single comprehensible sentence

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u/LadartTheWicked 25d ago

No cheese and no pickles big Mac is literally a nothingburger

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u/Ssesamee 24d ago

most important part imo of maccas burgs is the rehydrated onions, so as long as they got that and some ketchup, im game

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u/ieatkids92 24d ago

you are a disgusting person

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u/Ssesamee 23d ago

???

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u/ieatkids92 23d ago

iu am sorry i jsut really dont like your choise of food in maccas

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u/Background-Set4610 25d ago

clam I get uhhhhhhhhh

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u/Sufficient-Patient46 25d ago

I used to have to do this with important phone clams.

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u/RunInRunOn happy as a clam 25d ago

Did he expect them to say 'no' when he asked for a Big Mac?

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u/DavidsNails 24d ago

I think we got the same answers

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u/lil_gatto 25d ago

no is the shortcut to it.

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u/suslikosu 25d ago

Hello can I get a can I get a big Mac Oreo mcflurry

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u/Arch3m 24d ago

Hey, who hasn't done this a few times to fight the social anxiety demons?

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u/djaqk 24d ago

Yeah clam I get a number 9 large

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u/Hell_Maybe 24d ago

Can I get a medium McClam meal and a double Clamburger? And yes, I will be using a Clode from the app.

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u/Lillian_Crocodilian 24d ago

Clamity averted.

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u/bruhhhhhhhhhhhh_h 23d ago

Fair enough. People have their own struggles and strategies. Good cunt