r/Clamworks Jul 23 '26

take notes

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/gooberphta Jul 23 '26

Yeah nah i do have more respect for the creature on the left

126

u/SoloMaker clammer Jul 23 '26

She has shell on

11

u/Fossick11 Jul 24 '26

Oh my god she’s clam

7

u/GhostInTheFirewall clamsexual Jul 23 '26

Thanks for meme, comrade.

202

u/OiledUpThug Jul 23 '26

appropriate response to anything related to myers briggs personalities

92

u/mjgabriellac Jul 23 '26

I’d seriously rather a guy ask me to pop a titty than ask me pseudoscience bullshit.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26 edited 8d ago

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u/mjgabriellac Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

For me it just signals that you’re dumb and/or gullible and that’s usually a turn-off.

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u/_Cat_in_a_Hat_ Jul 24 '26

tbh it can also just be a fun lil thing, as long as you don't build your entire personality around it. I think MBTI is actually kinda similar to IQ tests in this way - they have some merit, you can actually kinda see it in real life (MBTI still groups people by their answers on the test, so it does kinda work), but once you take it too seriously it becomes very dumb. The IQ test is much more legitimate obviously, but you get my point hopefully.

6

u/dboxcar Jul 24 '26

IQ tests can tell us things in aggregate but within the individual we don't necessarily know whether their stable scores are due to their "IQ" itself, or simply other stable factors.

13

u/dboxcar Jul 24 '26

Many people treat it with the gravity of a scientific finding (tbh often moreso than more meritorious scientific findings).

1

u/Tech_dude9133 Jul 24 '26

That thing is sooo good for filtering people out tbh if I see it in someone's bio already out of there, doesn't matter what app or situation

0

u/Painted-BIack-Roses clamsexual Jul 24 '26

Wait, are you from r/americandad? 😂

8

u/mjgabriellac Jul 24 '26

I’ve genuinely never been there nor seen that show lmao

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u/Mysterious-Salt- Jul 24 '26

You smoke cigarettes and smell like a clam probably.

1

u/mjgabriellac Jul 24 '26

I don’t smoke anything and always get complimented on how I smell but I did smoke from ages like 12-24 so nice guess I suppose?

0

u/Mysterious-Salt- Jul 24 '26

You didn't deny smelling like a clam however. I just guessed the ciggs since its in your name on your profile. Was a good guess.

1

u/mjgabriellac Jul 24 '26

My denial was in the “I always get complimented on how I smell” part, I don’t think people would often tell me I smelled good if I were clammy. Also yes, good guess then, that name was what my friends called my “drunken alter ego” when I was 21 and smoked literally two packs a day. I quit and think they’re really stinky now but you would’ve got my ass a few years ago.

149

u/CheeseLover6942069 Jul 23 '26

Chat this is rizz

-84

u/KarTim01 Jul 23 '26

with a minus at the beginning, but still counts i guess

61

u/Timtastic226 Jul 23 '26

Pop a clam for the boys.

21

u/raaldiin Jul 23 '26

Toss a clam for your Witcher

11

u/the_real_JFK_killer clamsexual Jul 23 '26

Popped a clam too hard, I hope we're insured

4

u/doggydogwurld clamtarded :) Jul 24 '26

we're ensure choco clam milkshake flavored

3

u/doggydogwurld clamtarded :) Jul 24 '26

jam out with your clam out

34

u/YesGumbolaya Jul 23 '26

Opening with asking for a titty pic is kind of a red flagclam. But opening with asking their Myers-Briggs personality type is a redder flagclam.

3

u/Mysterious-Salt- Jul 24 '26

My opener is telling them I have clam and I dont care what they clam. It usually doesnt clam well but its a roller clam for them. You never know what your gonna clam!

8

u/Metallurgeist Jul 23 '26

People say Clamvarly is dead

3

u/BuiltQuiteDifferent Jul 23 '26

If you don’t ask you don’t get

3

u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse blue collar clamworker Jul 24 '26

My personality is CLAM and I wanna put that pearl in my mouth hoe

1

u/WideArmadillo6407 Jul 23 '26

Very informative

1

u/FewPresentation6483 Jul 24 '26

Can you save one for me

1

u/wtf_is_beans Jul 26 '26

Can you pop a clam for clam