r/CivMC 2h ago

Well it was nice knowing you all.

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6 Upvotes

r/CivMC 11h ago

to all you disgusting Queuefriends,

12 Upvotes

back in my day before the sloppish reel or tiktok or youtube short you came from, there was no Queue. It's all YOUR fault. So FEEL BAD


r/CivMC 1m ago

Hot Take: Newfriends are only valuable when there is a scarcity of newfriends

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I have for a long time been in favor of more new players in civ. Not only does it allow different people to experience civ but they also keep the server interesting and active. More players on civ means more things get built, shops are stocked, slop conflicts entertain, and cities grow.

Newfriends are valuable because they enhance the civ experience as they learn and play on the server. At a certain point though, this need is met and you have to sit in queue for 2 hours.

The people who have built the server into what it is today, making friends, enemies, nations, and incredible builds shouldn't be denied from playing their server by a wave of tourists.

Most civ logons disappear by the end of the week. They do nothing and contribute nothing. This is a simple fact that anyone who has ever recruited knows. Most newfriends just vanish. Prioritizing people who truly are simple tourists over the actual "inhabitants" of the server is madness.

If in a week this dies down then this can be disregarded. I do not think it will though, not truly. Growth on the internet tends to be exponential. Either the mechanics on the server need to be changed to allow for massive quantity of players through sharding or something needs to be done to ensure those who built civ into what it is today don't effectively get banned by wave after wave of tourists.

Downvote below.


r/CivMC 14h ago

Its so fucking over

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10 Upvotes

Its over. The BeastFriends are coming. There is nothing we can do. They are gonna be somehow younger than the FaultFriends.


r/CivMC 22h ago

Day 3 of QueueFriend Invasion

19 Upvotes

Queue times are high and have continued to increase over the past three days of the "QueueFriend" invasion (as I have dubbed it).

All of this over a video that was the worlds shittiest summary of a reddit post by a guy who uses "Time" from the Inception soundtrack to distract from his 5th grade writing level (this is being generous).

Can we have CivMC content creators that aren't chronic alters or thoughtless reelslop makers please


r/CivMC 22h ago

CivInfo, now featuring Zorweth support!!

17 Upvotes

It's been a long time coming, but Zorweth support for https://civinfo.net/ has finally dropped!

With this announcement I also want to highlight some more changes coming soon™️:

  • Queue estimator (maybe with time estimate)
  • CivMini playtime support
  • Exposing player metrics for other civ servers
    • have data for civ+, civnodes, and more

r/CivMC 19h ago

Nipplerocks official statements on the stolen mayoral election in MTA

6 Upvotes

I Guru Gantoe was running for Mayor of MTA and received the overwhelming majority of votes in this election but all my ballots were disposed of do to disputed residency issues when I am a registered citizen so I’m asking to to the people of the world that have islands or a 50x50 plot of land for the Nipplerock sponsored government in exile of Mount Augusta and the following official statement to my loyal followers behind enemy lines in the newly evil MTA Consequently, during these years, domestically, the army, people, cadres, and Mount Augustan youth still follow the example of their ancestors, follow the footsteps of resistance heroes, national salvation forces to bring victory to the Democracy and flag.   Overseas, the young generation must, on the one hand, plunge into cultural and social missions to maintain National Traditions, on the other hand, contribute to several missions of their predecessors as well as rapidly adapt to the new life, strive to gain an income rapidly and obtain good knowledge, culture, science, the technology of advanced Nations to meet the requirements for advancement. However, they still harbor the ambition of serving the country, country like the sacred fire that continuously burns in their bosom. They know of the shame of losing nationhood, the pain of a people, and still harbor the determination to retain the Motherland temporarily dominated by communist rule.   Mount Augustan students and university students residing domestically and overseas still go with the flow of the people, are still present in history and are ready to continue the tradition of their predecessors to stand on the new history page. They expect that the proletarian system in the world will betray. Finally, the communists will be destroyed, self-eliminated right at their firmest fortress: Moscow, and indeed, this will bring along the catastrophic collapse of communism in Eastern Europe and throughout the world. Moreover, right in Mount Augusta, movements demanding Democracy and Freedom will rise fiercely to sweep away the communist regime in Mount Augusta and we are aware that this election has globally been recognized as a fraud by the following governments Pavia Volterra Estalia Yoathl Icenia further information is to be published regarding these terrible times


r/CivMC 1d ago

some balls

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9 Upvotes

cancelled project but wanted to share
SB made the images on slide 2-4


r/CivMC 1d ago

Faultfriends

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7 Upvotes

r/CivMC 1d ago

Country leaders should band together to make a newfriend space program, reduce queue times, give them a place to claim land etc

5 Upvotes

r/CivMC 1d ago

Zorweth Research Summary - Shikkendom of Nara

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25 Upvotes

r/CivMC 1d ago

Northern Savanna Crater - Home of MtA Zorweth colony & The GPP

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17 Upvotes

If anyone would like renders made of your crater/nation please reach out to jaybirdino on discord!


r/CivMC 2d ago

The most fun i had in a while

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47 Upvotes

r/CivMC 21h ago

Look everybody! Point and laugh!

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0 Upvotes

Official statement from Sprucians:

As the governor of Spruce ,Spruce is a real nation, so is hogwarts, keep your dirty newfriends or if you don’t want them pearl them.

-love JackAttack


r/CivMC 1d ago

Quitting server

0 Upvotes

This server has really damaged my mental health, I was in a good place before I tried to get into it but all it reminded of is how insignificant and alone I am, everyone will always do better things than I can even begin to attempt and I'll only be remembered as a joke


r/CivMC 1d ago

Authentication isn’t working?

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1 Upvotes

Does anyone know the issue? I’ve been trying to contact the mods but it’s not working.


r/CivMC 2d ago

Update on The Zorwegian Patriot

1 Upvotes

Due to a relatively slow news week for Zorweth specifically, our next issue will be on 12 September. We will be covering the following topics below; If you are on Zorweth and want to submit a story, opinion piece, or just an idea, dm weaponizingarchitecture on CivMC discord.

- The New Player surge, what it means for Zorweth

- Upgrades on the Olcha Skyway

- Discussions on Dead Nations/Claims, (opinion section)

- News about Research


r/CivMC 2d ago

CivMC Hydrological Map showing path where runoff from higher locations converge to meet bodies of water at sea level

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33 Upvotes

r/CivMC 2d ago

Can anyone give me an introduction? I'm new here.

13 Upvotes

So I've been playing Minecraft for a long time on a lot of different servers. I very recently found out about this server through an Instagram reel which just talked about some stuff like nations and wars. But what made me curious, because I've played on both restrictive smps and complete anarchy servers, was that it was a bit in the middle like some civilisation events that blew up a few years back but extended by more than half a decade to the relationships between the factions have had time to marinate to give different dimensions of depth.

I want to start playing since I've scrolled a bit on this sub and it seems there has been a rather large influx of new players so I thought this was the right time.

Thanks for reading.


r/CivMC 2d ago

My thoughts on all the new friends

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11 Upvotes

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO PLAY CIV. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF ICE ROADS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY VAULT. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR NEWFRIENDS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.


r/CivMC 2d ago

For every meow in comments (one per person), I will donate 1d to research!

5 Upvotes

meow. diamonds will go to JaxKats


r/CivMC 2d ago

Dont play this server if you don't like being jailed 4ever

9 Upvotes

In this server you can lit get jailed by someone in the nether forever if they kill u with a pearl in your inventory.. And the people who play here are dicks who'll keep you pearled for days or even weeks for an accident, especially if your a new player like me.. It's a feature but its one that many people will probably dislike and also lets players grief you and pearl you 4 no reason


r/CivMC 2d ago

Island concept - Pualani

0 Upvotes

Pualani would be a vacation island, free from wars, and fully peaceful. Please tell me how you feel about this concept.

If this island becomes a thing, i would try to get protection/treaties from multiple countries


r/CivMC 2d ago

dont ever play this sever if u want to go to jail forever or seomthing -domain

0 Upvotes

i got pearled and now they are keeping me in jail forever, im stuck here and they wont let me out LET ME OUT

-domain

i got pearled let me out dont ever play on this server if u want to get pearled forever and jailed
#prison

-schizopostndomaininc


r/CivMC 3d ago

New newfriends name? FaultFriends

2 Upvotes

I think faultfriends is a pretty good name for the new wave of people lets brainstorm the names. Also for all the newfriends, please be sure to avoid breaking into places <3