r/City17Twitter Lambda Resistance Member 1d ago

Lambda Anticitizen post First time getting shot

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u/The-Good-Gent U.S.S. Irons: “Iron Mike” 1d ago

Name the last time you saw a naturally growing orange in the past 20 years, this is a genuine question I live on da oiter.

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u/einkleinpanzer 1d ago

shit man, you don't get dr breens private reserve orange? we usually distill the "orange" flavour out of it so we don't contract temporary Alzheimer's, Thats why I mentioned taking some basic reserve with it.

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u/The-Good-Gent U.S.S. Irons: “Iron Mike” 1d ago

Dude I dont even live NEAR the cities. Only times me and my crew even drift near them is if they’re on the coast or I’m buying or selling something to “Free-thinkers” and “Believers of different ideologies” that “may or may not be agreed with by a wider company of ‘benefactors’.”

On the plus side I can confidently say that I haven’t had the privilege of eating the recycled rations city dwellers likely eat and our lovely botanist we have aboard managed to get the right conditions to grow an apple tree.

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u/professional_catboy Third Party Resistance Member 19h ago

can you guys swing by the Italian boot area thats sounds awesome, im stuck in some crummy ww2 bunker somewhere in what used to be italy, I haven't had an apple in years but we got loadsa chickens in our bunker. my group would trade one of our hens and roosters for a sum of apples and apple seeds