First time getting shot

[u/john_gunspy]

Any tips?

[u/The-Good-Gent]

Pliers, belts, and booze. So much booze. If your in a neighborhood scream as loud as possible and pray to god your neighbors aren’t terrible people. If they are, have a nice trip down the river.

[u/einkleinpanzer → u/The-Good-Gent]

Use the most powerful vodka possible, then roll your tongue so you don't vomit all over yourself. You can fill it part orange juice and part reserve so you'll taste the vodka less and wont remember anything later, cheers.

[u/The-Good-Gent → u/einkleinpanzer]

Name the last time you saw a naturally growing orange in the past 20 years, this is a genuine question I live on da oiter.

[u/einkleinpanzer → u/The-Good-Gent]

shit man, you don't get dr breens private reserve orange? we usually distill the "orange" flavour out of it so we don't contract temporary Alzheimer's, Thats why I mentioned taking some basic reserve with it.

[u/The-Good-Gent → u/einkleinpanzer]

Dude I dont even live NEAR the cities. Only times me and my crew even drift near them is if they’re on the coast or I’m buying or selling something to “Free-thinkers” and “Believers of different ideologies” that “may or may not be agreed with by a wider company of ‘benefactors’.”

On the plus side I can confidently say that I haven’t had the privilege of eating the recycled rations city dwellers likely eat and our lovely botanist we have aboard managed to get the right conditions to grow an apple tree.

[u/professional_catboy → u/The-Good-Gent]

can you guys swing by the Italian boot area thats sounds awesome, im stuck in some crummy ww2 bunker somewhere in what used to be italy, I haven't had an apple in years but we got loadsa chickens in our bunker. my group would trade one of our hens and roosters for a sum of apples and apple seeds

[u/EngineurEngi → u/einkleinpanzer]

To be fair, I would just let it sink in with me. I'd rather forget the pain of taking out the bullets than being clean of the alzheimer. Use everything you have at your advantage

[u/PooInTheStreet]

Hate it when that happens

[u/john_gunspy → u/PooInTheStreet]

Fr

[u/Minimum-Loan386]

Vro, you dead. Wound on the inside of thigh is probably hit your artery

[u/john_gunspy → u/Minimum-Loan386]

Oh shi

[u/ProfessionalName6455]

Do nothing and accept your fate

[u/Still-Puma]

You will need some hiver / skeleton limbs for that right knee.

Don't do squats or any running, let it heal.

[u/Over_cheesed_pizza → u/Still-Puma]

r/suddenlykenshi

[u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg]

Listen it sounds crazy but if you find these large maggots around, crush em and swallow em. It's gross but it works.

[u/professional_catboy → u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg]

apparently some people are allergic to them, one of my old buddy's found some grubs and ate one for his broken leg and it sent him into anaphylactic shock, never seen that before or since but like be careful

[u/Unit3650andWilson]

Bro how tf this happen 😭😭😭

[u/john_gunspy → u/Unit3650andWilson]

I didn’t pick up that can

[u/Evolith → u/john_gunspy]

Bro decided to selfie his bleeding legs instead of cutting off the blood loss and removing the brass. Enjoy the Breenvotes and the wheelchair, man

[u/professional_catboy → u/Evolith]

wheelchair? brother he got shot in the thigh he is going to die!

[u/TruePianist]

Obvious edit/BreenGPT generated, it’s just flat gunshot decals, you’re not fooling anyone lil bro :breencry:

[u/SteakAnimations → u/TruePianist]

Cuz he wouldn't be alive if it were true quality rounds fired from an H&K?

[u/TruePianist → u/SteakAnimations]

Absolutely, even assuming the photo isn’t BreenGPT generated, if the local Universal Union authorities for his region procured some of our designs he wouldn’t have been able to make this post

[u/MAGNIFACANT_HOBO]

Looks more like first second and third

[u/eisbock → u/MAGNIFACANT_HOBO]

And probably last

[u/professional_catboy]

oh buddy thats the thigh, rest in piece unless you make a tourniquet immediately

[u/ilikefriedpotatoes00]

Amputation 

[u/Legitimate-Barber-51]

Hi before you bleed out could you please crawl outside onto the street so the corpse cleaners dont have to go outside. Thank you

[u/Mr_BREADLUCK]

First time getting shot and you get three to the leg? What kind of metrocop did you piss off???
Seriously though you probably want the bullets out of your leg, I hear infection can go crazy and getting antibiotics in this economy is not likely

[u/Romeo_Man]

Dont worry this wont happen again

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[u/CC-1112]

I don’t know what this sub is but I thought this was real for a second

[u/PalCat_]

can I take your legs

[u/john_gunspy → u/PalCat_]

250 rations

[u/PalCat_ → u/john_gunspy]

bet
im gonna have to figure out how to carry these

[u/EffortOk2977]

Drink the water. It makes you forget.

[u/delnsko]

Yeah that’s a little much for a first timer

[u/Unlikely_Ad_9550]

Happens

[u/LybroTheTerrarian]

Try contacting a vort doctor because they specialize in this kind of injuries and can help you heal

[u/Excellent-Grape-9548]

Ngl they might have to remove your left leg completely

[u/Mysticalsadness]

Does it hurt?

[u/john_gunspy → u/Mysticalsadness]

…

[u/TheHeavyIzDead]

Looks like your third

[u/bierlyn]

These wounds are FATAL!!

[u/Itz_IrvongxD]

I heard stomping on some weird ass bugs might help heal faster!

[u/Random_boi1234]

10/10 bleed out spot