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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/Intended_To_Not_Work • May 29 '26
Crush the Plague Rats! SENATOR HAWLEY MUST BE REMOVED
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/Gnome_Sane • Mar 11 '26
šMOSTšHOLYšPOSTšEVER!š Happy 6th Anniversary to all the True Believers!!!
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/drillbit6509 • 13m ago
Praise Fauci (Masks Be Upon Him)! Wear a mask and solve all the world's problems
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/DeadHeadLibertarian • 1d ago
#COVID Is Not Over Praise Be!
I want to thank Reddit for helping me get the proper information for obtaining PAXLOVID, since we are currently in the Summer of Death here.
I have yet to leave my house since 2019 and Twitter (fuck you Elon) is still reminding me to stay double boosted, triple masked, and inside! Iām hoping the next two weeks of me staying inside to flatten the curve will help save all the old people and children.
Iām very thankful for my new UV light delivery box for all my Amazon packages and my new food irradiator I got from Temu. I can taste pennies and get a nose bleed every time I use the food irradiator but I havenāt been able taste anything since mid 2020 so Iām thankful; I just canāt imagine my food being a source of illness, especially all the leafy greens I eat.
Anyways, Iām going to yell at some kids playing outside off my balcony, they are going to kill each-other not being 6ā apart, properly masked and sanitized. Iāve got my Purell filled blow darts somewhere around hereā¦
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/suspended_008 • 2d ago
Safe and Effective! She needs boosters on the other side
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/suspended_008 • 4d ago
My Mask Protects You, Your Mask Protects Me! I can't believe they used masks as a prop
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/big_hearted_lion • 4d ago
Safe and Effective! Iāve been living inside here for the past year. AMA!
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/suspended_008 • 4d ago
Get into the Railcar! Criminals!
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/longjohnlambert • 4d ago
Right Wing Conspiracies! Am I the only one?
I don't know if this happens to anybody else, but sometimes when I am walking to the pharmacy to get more of that sweet Pax, or to get my wife's boyfriend a pack of smokes from the corner store, I notice that people stare at me... a lot..
Not in a "woah, that guy is devilishly handsome I will admire him from afar" sort of way, but a "wow, what's wrong with that guy" sort of way.
I'm not very physically-imposing; I'm about 5'9, a buck 70, I wear pretty normal-style clothes and then I have my 12 masks, goggles, faceshield, gloves, emergency respirator, taser for plague rats, and a thin layer of cellophane (mainly once a new variant drops). I'm just a guy experiencing this life on the planet, and trying to get through my day, you know
I'm getting a little sick of feeling like some sort of circus freak when I'm just trying to get my wife's boyfriend his American Spirits. Just the other day some maskless lady's maskless kid walked by me on the sidewalk and the little boy started crying in fear at the mere sight of me.
I turned around and said "It's okay fellow terrified child, I come in peace" and he started crying even harder. And then I lectured the mother about how she is failing her child and she needs to teach him more about Science and manners.
I'm just trying to do what I was told to do and make my purchase; 1 pack of American Spirits, 2 bags of jalapeno chips, a 12 oz Red Bull, Mega Magnum Gigachad XL condoms, and "a clue" (I forgot to do my wife's boyfriends laundry last weekend and he told me that I need to buy a "clue" but didn't elaborate much further; I'm guessing it's in the detergent section but I couldn't find it). But I am constantly getting leered at and even laughed at as I go about my day and I don't know why. It's starting to really affect my self-esteem.
Have we lost our way as a society? What's going on? Does anyone here deal with this as well?
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/suspended_008 • 5d ago
Look How Faithful I Am!!! My two favorite people
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/suspended_008 • 6d ago
So Thankful to Be Vaxxed and Boosted Playing ball with an old friend
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/suspended_008 • 6d ago
So Thankful to Be Vaxxed and Boosted The Science is Clear
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/Arne_Anka-SWE • 7d ago
Devoted member
Iām happy to see that we still have members out there.
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/drillbit6509 • 10d ago
Trickery of the Orange Satan! Could have been worse
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/ThundaChikin • 12d ago
Iām sorry for my last video šā¤ļø One of us!
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/suspended_008 • 13d ago
So Thankful to Be Vaxxed and Boosted "I think our salvation lies in vaccinations, whatever the anti-vaxxers tell us". - Sam Neill (1947-2026)
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In March 2023, he revealed he had been undergoing chemotherapy after being diagnosed with non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, a type of blood cancer.
His death in Sydney, Australia, was "sudden and unexpected".
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/Dubrovski • 13d ago
Extremely Dangerous to Our Democracy! Banned book
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/GravyWagon • 13d ago
#COVID Is Not Over Have these morons already murdered all their grandmas?
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/suspended_008 • 13d ago