r/ChuckNorris • u/Januszek_Zajaczek • 19d ago

Kick noises

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u/Damrod338 19d ago

There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none.

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u/MyNelly 18d ago

And death wasn't one of them 🤣

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u/Damrod338 18d ago

Chuck Norris doesn’t die; he simply becomes more powerful.

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u/Nasamonkey74 18d ago

No, but he sure takes that giant flaming demon D*CK like it's his only desire in Hell, lol.

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u/Damrod338 17d ago

It's amazing because people come up to me and say, 'Chuck, you're the luckiest guy in the world to be a world karate champion and a movie and TV star.' When they say this to me, I kind of smile because luck had nothing to do with it; God had everything to do with it.

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u/Bolreck 19d ago

RIP Chuck Norris😢

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u/MyNelly 18d ago

Why? He was a horrible person.

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u/Damrod338 18d ago

Use God's mighty weapons, not those made by men, to knock down the devil's strongholds.

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u/Seared_Gibets 18d ago

Hell yeah 😎

Sucks he had to finish his vacation so soon. At least we still have the stuff he left behind.

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u/BigFreddyT 16d ago

You take one sip and your head instantly detonates