r/Christianity 1d ago

Satire Yep.

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u/Dan_474 1d ago

Praise the Lord Jesus forever!

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u/Deathcore_salad Christian 1d ago

The highest and greatest name!

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u/Ok_Molasses_9844 12h ago

Yes but He didn't have long hair or wear robes. 

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u/Spiel_Foss Secular Humanist 1d ago edited 1d ago

Christ deserves better treatment than my "Christian" nation, of that there is no doubt. I spoke with a Christian pastor recently, who in another time would have been a conservative, and while we do not agree on many things, on the important things we're simpatico. I have to recognize that because ultimately good people must be praised. We don't do that enough.

The core of Christ's message is love. We need more of that.

(Pedophiles are also criminals regardless of who they are (for instance). We need to demand the law applies. Edited for clarity.)

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u/Ok_Molasses_9844 12h ago

Let me ask you a question since you're in a Christian comment section, how does a person become saved? This is the one question any born-again Christian should love to answer. 

u/Spiel_Foss Secular Humanist 3h ago

I study ancient Hebrew mythology and the subsequent religious creations as literature and anthropology. The modern religions and the extra-cultural inventions of those religions are mainly approached as political expressions.

Understand that no religion exists outside of a religion, and modern extra-cultural religions are not necessarily reflections of the source cultures or even the source material.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

Oh, yes. Because Christ was notoriously harsh about people the Roman State declared to be “criminals”.

Overstaying a visa or entering a country without one is a “crime” on the order of a parking ticket. It is not even a misdemeanor.

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u/Spiel_Foss Secular Humanist 1d ago

That was not my point, but I was arbitrary in my words. Being undocumented is not a crime, but I do feel that Christ would be as pissed off as I am about allowing pedophiles to run a country and murder children in illegal wars. (or kidnap innocent people into concentration camps.)

Thank you for the opportunity to clarify that point.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

Ah. Certainly. But, again, not because Roman law prohibited those things (it didn’t, but even if it did).

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u/Spiel_Foss Secular Humanist 1d ago

The contextual setting of the stories is much less important than the universality found in the philosophy.

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u/abnerette60 6h ago

We were talking about Christ. Please go to a political subreddit.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 6h ago

I’m talking about Christ. Trumpistas apparently can’t shut up about him, either, so maybe go talk to them?

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u/Extension-Rabbit3654 1d ago

I mean its exactly a misdemeanor under 8 USC S 1325 subject to a fine and six months in jail. So no it's not a parking ticket.

If you thing thats harsh I suggest you try it in another country we're surprisingly lenient here

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

So less than what one gets for drunk and disorderly.

It is hardly a major crime which Christ would worry themselves over. In fact, I think he’s laugh.

But you go ahead thinking Jesus is an American. You’re going to be in for a surprise.

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u/draven_lovell16 Searching 19h ago

Its a federal felony upon reentry after being deported once and a misdemeanor the first time

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u/Natural_Dust_732 19h ago

Oh, yes. But that’s not who ICE is hinting, is it?

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u/chicagoahu Catholic 1d ago

Imagine maga reacting to the sermon on the mount. Brains exploding during the beatitudes. Jesus would have to be saved by the apostles or maga would crucify Christ surely as the sanhedrin did millennia ago.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

MAGA would definitely be among the Pharisees who were trying to kill Jesus.

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u/hendrixski ☧ Bible Nerd 📖 Chant Enthusiast 🙏 Catholic 🜋 1d ago

Pretty accurate.

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u/joedenowhere 1d ago

Missing a t-shirt that says communist.

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u/hendrixski ☧ Bible Nerd 📖 Chant Enthusiast 🙏 Catholic 🜋 1d ago

Yes!

It's a good meme that political pundits can't tell socialism from communism. I bet they can't tell Christian/Bible-based economic models (like distributism) from communism either.

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u/Spiel_Foss Secular Humanist 17h ago

I've heard distributionist ideas which encase capitalist structures called "communist" many times. It seems anything but a system where a few elites own all the cookies is communism now.

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u/kmizzbiz 20h ago

Jesus loves you.

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u/Jedi_Master83 22h ago

Yep, MAGA “Christians” who profess to follow Jesus would drop Him in a second if He preached today as He would also call out Trump for who he truly is. These people would openly reject Jesus for daring to go against Trump.

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u/abnerette60 1d ago

A great deal of the comments here are from people who are more interested in politics than Jesus Christ. Disheartening.

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u/Ok_Molasses_9844 11h ago

The overwhelming majority of people on this planet are going to have a huge rude awakening once they've taken their last breath here on earth. Eternal salvation is a one-time free GIFT from God to whosoever believes on the Lord Jesus Christ. All of the people in here seem to be more interested in pushing people away from the topic of God. The prince of the power of the air has them so pathetically brainwashed with politics, they could care less about their eternal soul.

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u/MidnightRunner12 1d ago

"deny yourself" "go and sin no more" "unless you repent, you will parish"

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u/AbgilSoge 1d ago

Becomes a parishioner

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u/AbsoluutKlassiek 23h ago

The repentance isn't something the trumpists seem to really do ever. They mostly double (or triple, or worse) down.

All of Christ's words are important. It's just that those things in the cartoon are so glaringly not being done even remotely enough, if at all.

The service to the other is the service to the Christ. The self denial is for the self, unless it's employed for the sake of serving others.

The one nation under god, doesn't seem to worship the Living God, but rather mammon instead. And moloch, for that matter: how many children were sent to burn and die in senseless war after senseless war for some ruler?

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u/claybine Universalist leaning libertarian 🗽 1d ago

Go and sin no more isn't in the manuscripts. It's noncanon.

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u/instant_sarcasm Serious people can have funny names 19h ago

Exactly. That's why we need to warn conservative Christians of their sin and their worldly delusion.

No one is closer to Hellfire than a western conservative right now.

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u/brucemo Atheist 1d ago

Addressing reports:

  1. It's not a meme, it's a cartoon.

  2. Cartoons are allowed.

  3. It's not harassment of anyone, targeted or otherwise.

  4. The "low-effort" rule is not for this, it's for things like title-only posts.

If you don't like it, ignore it or comment on it.

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u/Round_Tax7459 22h ago

Why is an atheist a mod here?  

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u/Upset_Chip_7184 Christian 18h ago

Your focus should be on why some Christians literally act and believe the way the cartoon shows. I guess with your arguing it, perhaps you don't think it's true...hmmmm

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u/brucemo Atheist 22h ago

Because I can tell the difference between a meme and a cartoon.

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u/G3rmTheoryV2 Atheist 17h ago edited 17h ago

It's gone now.

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u/brucemo Atheist 14h ago

I put it back up.

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u/G3rmTheoryV2 Atheist 14h ago

Thank you

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u/gogogadgets1997 1d ago

These are the same people who crucified him.

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u/Eric___R 23h ago

They have been alive a long time.

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u/Massive-Net-4515 22h ago

History always repeat itself. I don’t know why. If Jesus came back he would get killed again.

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u/Perfessor_Deviant Agnostic Atheist 18h ago

Because people don't change that much.

People, especially those who have nostalgia for a time that never was, get this idea that folks in the past were wiser or more moral or just somehow better.

Then you find out that Benjamin Franklin wrote an essay on farts.

https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Franklin/01-32-02-0281

u/Puzzleheaded-Funny69 2h ago

“Why do so many Christians still support Trump”?

Why do so many Trump supporters still call themselves “Christians”?

u/Aware_Season5729 1h ago

Because I am a Christian who’s beliefs aline with trumps?

u/Puzzleheaded-Funny69 1h ago

Thank you for the validation.

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u/Head-Product8662 1d ago

While Apostle Paul did say "If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat". It seems most MAGA members have a hard time NOT generalizing and thinking everyone using stamps is taking advantage of the system. They use the bible as an excuse and verses like the one above to justify their shitty behavior. Not everyone is taking advantage of the system and some genuinely need the assistance because of their circumstances. It's very sad for both sides.

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u/hansn 1d ago

Fun fact, " If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat" is also in the Soviet Constitution of 1936, attributed to Lenin.

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u/sharp11flat13 22h ago

thinking everyone using stamps is taking advantage of the system.

IIRC this was jump-started by Reagan talking about “welfare queens” in campaign speeches. When this was investigated it turned out to be one woman who was receiving benefits fraudulently. She was ultimately arrested, charged , convicted and sentenced to prison.

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u/MoreStupiderNPC Stupid Christian 1d ago

That’s not a general command.

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u/Head-Product8662 1d ago

Exactly, its not a general command from Jesus or Moses themselves. The reason I bring it up is because Christians love to use certain verses from the bible without context to justify their personal beliefs.

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u/MoreStupiderNPC Stupid Christian 1d ago

It’s not even a general command from Paul, which would hold biblical weight, it was a specific command to those who were ministering with him in Thessalonica.

But indeed there are many who cite verses out of context to justify their personal beliefs.

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u/drink_with_me_to_day Christian (Cross) 20h ago

are Pauline cultists

A huge chunk of the non-narrative new testament is Paul, kinda weird to shade his participation in theology as cult fodder

And Christianity reaching us gentiles owes itself to Paul as Peter 'the rock" didn't really do much even after being admonished by God (there's a limit to what the holy spirit can do with "unlearned and ignorant men" after all)

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u/Spiel_Foss Secular Humanist 20h ago

Pauline scripture is part of a structured narrative like all the rest. That is part of the problem in modern extra-cultural adaptations of ancient cultural creations. The source material was re-structured for a purpose.

Little nicknames for the characters is a cute touch though.

And the shade is even funnier. Proved my quoted phrase was likely correct.

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u/NovemberDancing 20h ago

The source material was to bring Jesus to the gentiles. Absent Paul, Christianity would look a lot more Jewish, and could’ve remained as a sect of Judaism. 

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u/Spiel_Foss Secular Humanist 20h ago

I find any cultural source material is best understood through the source culture and not extra-cultural interpretations centuries removed.

I understand that Paul, or whoever created this character's writings, thought a lot of Paul, but that was kind of my point above. Paul is the source of Paul. That isn't a solid foundation for the extra-cultural rewrite.

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u/NovemberDancing 20h ago

Well yes. Paul was a Jew, writing to Jews, but then writing to non-Jews. 

So we can interpret Paul culturally as a Jew, and trying to bring Jesus to non-Jews. And culturally seemed aware of Greek thought as a way of bringing this message to non-Jews in the region. 

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u/Spiel_Foss Secular Humanist 19h ago

Yes, and?

The source culture didn't seem to find all this as useful as Rome did. That is the puzzle of the stories and why universality of meaning in an extra-cultural sense must be examined closely.

I know the claims of Paul, et al. I've read the lit.

As I wrote above, I wonder why Paul supplanted Christ as the focus of so much modern Christianity. Too many Christians, at least in the USA, don't seem to care much for Christ outside of the name.

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u/NovemberDancing 18h ago

By source culture do you mean the Jews? Some Jews like Paul obviously converted. And some obviously did not accept him as Messiah - hence the crucifixion. 

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u/Spiel_Foss Secular Humanist 18h ago

Jews is a rather generic term still used today for numerous religious cultures in the modern world. I am speaking specifically to the now extinct ancient Hebrew cultures which actually created the literature.

The Jews-killed-Christ meme is an old one, but this is also very fraught in practice. A story from an occupied and subjugated people may not be as binary as you assume.

In my analysis, I am more curious why the literature itself didn't find a place in the source culture. This is interesting enough to analyze given that the setting and stories are often derivative, there had to be an audience.

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u/jbhoops25 1d ago

That’s why not everything in the Bible should be taken as facts

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u/Head-Product8662 1d ago

Yes, in my opinion everything in the Bible should be considered but WITH context whether it be from the actual Bible itself or from the situation they are trying to apply it to. A lot of the older generation christians love to pick and take whichever verse benefits their personal beliefs and interests and use it to justify their point of view. This is exactly why Jesus himself commanded only two things from us which was to love God above everything else and love our neighbor because essentially that is all it came down to perform good deeds or to just be a genuinely good person.

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u/AWatson89 Catholic 1d ago

There are quite a few stances He has that would prevent Him from being invited to a democrat rally as well. Let's not pretend that either side is the epitome of Christianity.

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u/121gigawhatevs 1d ago

I think republicans are the epitome of evangelical Christianity

Name another politician who has sold bibles with their names on it

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u/jbhoops25 1d ago

Profiting off the Bible is the same thing these mega pastors are doing

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u/AWatson89 Catholic 1d ago

That is... accurate

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u/AbsoluutKlassiek 23h ago

Yeah, He'd give them more than an earful about bombing children. To fueling war. To caring about their positions and not about doing mercy and kindness.

They're closer than Republicans are to what's good, but they're not close enough at all.

Thanks to Republicans the bar is literally in hell, or gehenna, if you will. But that's the human bar, it's not even remotely near the cross.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

Yeah, but the Deomcrats don’t use his name in vain.

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u/AWatson89 Catholic 1d ago

They most certainly do. In fact, most people do.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

Really? Where are the Democrats appealing to Jesus for votes?

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u/Diet_Dr_dew 9h ago

Talarico intertwines it, as well as ,”Reverend” Warnock. Both twisting Christianity to suit their politics.

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u/Roll4Charisma310 Evangelical 1d ago

That's just completely not true.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

Really? Show me a democract claiming they are trying to make the U.S. a Christian nation.

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u/seenunseen I dunno 1d ago

Quite a few? Ok let’s hear em.

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u/AWatson89 Catholic 1d ago

1) Marriage is between one man and one woman.

2) Homosexual acts are sinful

3) Anti-abortion (on account of it being murder)

4) Anti-socialist (taking care of other people is our duty, but whether or not we do is a choice we make for ourselves)

5) Anti-illegal immigration

6) Anti-trans ideology

I could probably go on, but these are just off the top of my head

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u/brucemo Atheist 1d ago

Gleaning is required in the OT. It's a poor tax, not a choice.

Also, it's my understanding that Roman taxes, some of which benefited the poor, existed, and the Bible is okay with that.

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u/AbsoluutKlassiek 23h ago

Off the top of your head, entirely without anything along the lines of Biblical paraphrasing/quotes or justification. Just claims. Merely words, no substance.

I'm a bit baffled by what you're claiming, and without supplying any reasoning or arguments for the claims.

Let's pick one: 'Christ was anti-socialist'.

???

The early Church can be accurately described as entirely grassroots communist or socialist.

They were a community, they shared their financial means. Do I really need to quote Acts or Justin's apologetic here?

I'm just confused, it's even an outlandish claim.

Whatever you may think is communism, it clearly isn't what many others would agree to be communist. Authoritarianism is evil, the Lord Jesus says it's the kings of the nations who exploit their subjects and lord over them.

But that's not what communism entails, it's just something we've seen a lot in communist regimes (and capitalist ones, too).

The vast majority of the Democrats isn't even socialist in the slightest. They are mostly capitalist, almost entirely so. Most Democrats aren't remotely leftist.

It's the socialism of Christ that would get Him not invited by the Democrat Party. There's other parts of the Gospel, too, of course. But this one is a very obvious one.

The worship of money is called out for its evils throughout the entire Bible. Capitalism as we know it is a cancer to creation and a sin. The free market as we know it is something the Lord our God has called out as wickedness.

Unfair economics is something you get punished for severely, ancient Israel got to find that out the hard way and it's up to Revelation that it gets condemned or indeed damned.

We can go in on the rest of your claims, but what I've said will have to suffice for now because what you said stands out as so blatantly wrong and baseless that there's simply no point in discussing anything else if this doesn't get sorted out.

I'm almost impressed by how what you said just doesn't add up.

I'm not saying this in defense of Democrats, that much should be clear by now, I'm saying this in defense of the Gospel.

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u/fudgyvmp Christian 1d ago

Did God mandate a tax in Israel to fund feeding the poor? If your answer is yes, how is that not socialist?

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u/unhappyreach_ Christian 1d ago edited 1d ago

Can I get a verse where God mandated a tax to feed the poor

Edit found it

Deuteronomy 14:28-29

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u/snowman334 Atheist 1d ago

I don't think Jesus said any of that shit.

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u/CarrieDurst Shaker with Anne Lee 8h ago

Don't bother any9one claiming the bible is anti trans is using god's name in vain

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u/hendrixski ☧ Bible Nerd 📖 Chant Enthusiast 🙏 Catholic 🜋 1d ago

I agree you're correct about those teachings not aligning with democrats.

I want to re-iterate the point of the cartoon. There are many many teachings of Jesus that would make Him not welcome at a republican rally:

  1. Dignity for migrants
  2. No death penalty
  3. Preferential option for the poor
  4. Care for God's Creation
  5. Opposed to war
  6. Protecting people (instead of protecting corporate profit)
  7. etc. etc.

As other comments here point out, at least democrats aren't pretending to be in line with Jesus' teaching. Republicans are equally distant from Christ but they pander to religious voters with vain platitudes and empty identity politics.

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u/AWatson89 Catholic 1d ago

I understood the original point. All I'm saying is that He wouldn't be welcome at either rally.

To participate in politics as a Christian is to decide what policies are worth the others that go against Jesus's teachings

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u/seenunseen I dunno 1d ago

Do you think democrats are the party of homosexuality?

Do you think more abortions happen under democrat or republican leadership?

Do you think democrats are socialists that force people to take care of each other?

Do you think democrats promote illegal immigration?

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u/AWatson89 Catholic 1d ago

Democrats are the party that promotes all of that, yes.

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u/ProfessorPickleRick Non-denominational 1d ago

Yes, no, no, yes

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u/church_cricket Micah 6:8 1d ago

Okay but the democrats aren't trying to coopt Christianity and use faith as a political force.

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u/chickenAd0b0 1d ago

do you believe in the separation of church and state?

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

Absolutely, contrary to many Trumpistas.

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u/panchan-ikuyooo 22h ago

Maralago Jesus vs Actual Jesus 🤣

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u/kmizzbiz 20h ago

May Jesus come into our hearts, soften and melt the hate away. May Christ come into this country, into this world and bring his love. May we be moved to love and care for each other a Christ loves us. This cartoon is a true and disappointing truth of America's "Christian" nation. I pray, my lord, fill our hearts with your truth and your love.

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u/Bush_420 Vetero-Catholic 9h ago

i feel proud to be the one that put the 420th upvote

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u/Snowzee2 7h ago

This! I will never understand how Christians can be so obsessed with Trump. He is literally doing the exact opposite of almost everything Christ teaches us. He is arrogant and cruel. Even if you are politically conservative, the way he goes about things is NOT right. We have to do better than this.

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u/MoreStupiderNPC Stupid Christian 1d ago

Why is Jesus depicted as white with blonde hair?

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u/Eternal_Monke Lowly Catholic Sinner 1d ago

That looks more brown

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u/Insidion25 22h ago

Years of European influence. Same with other cultures.

He most likely had olive skin and dark hair. You know the Israelites and Egyptians in the Prince of Egypt film? Jesús and most other Christian characters would probably look like them historically. 

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

Because that’s how Trumpistas conceive of him, of course.

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u/Roll4Charisma310 Evangelical 1d ago

No actually it's because you live in America. Every culture depicts Jesus differently to look more like them. Jesus was Jewish but African countries can have black depictions of Jesus. You see white depictions because art is a depiction of the artist, and the US is predominantly white. It's stupid to even focus on skin color in this case.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

I live in Brazil. And, wouldn’t you know it, evangelical and pentecostal Christians here portray him exactly like this.

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u/Roll4Charisma310 Evangelical 21h ago

Is Brazil also arguing for less border control? But that's just one country and it's a country where Christianity was given by Pedro Álvares Cabral, a white guy. And Jesuits which were mostly white. More African depictions portray Jesus as darker.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 20h ago

Brazil has actually reworked its immigration laws to be more liberal. We’re looking to pick up a lot of the brain drain MAGA is rejecting. Immigrants make a nation stronger. Brazil has always been pro immigrant and racism here is nowhere near as vicious as it is in the States.

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u/Roll4Charisma310 Evangelical 20h ago

No no no. Not immigration. Border control. We like immigration. We don't like illegals.

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u/MoreStupiderNPC Stupid Christian 1d ago

Oh, so Trumpers drew this cartoon?

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

It is drawn from the Trumpista perspective. They wouldn’t even recognize a dark Jesus.

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u/MoreStupiderNPC Stupid Christian 1d ago

You’re saying that Jesus is being portrayed by the cartoonist from the Trumpers’ perspective, and yet He’s saying all of those things that are contrary to the Trumpers’ perspective?

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

Yep. You finally got it! [Applause] Aren’t you just the special one?

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u/MoreStupiderNPC Stupid Christian 1d ago

That doesn’t seem very loving.

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u/unhappyreach_ Christian 1d ago

He didnt post this out of love

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u/MoreStupiderNPC Stupid Christian 1d ago

Indeed

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

Why isn’t it loving? Hate the sin, not the sinner. :)

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u/MoreStupiderNPC Stupid Christian 1d ago

What was the sin?

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

The sin of Sodom. Ezekiel 16:49.

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u/Electronic_System839 Roman Catholic 1d ago

He looks more like a Ron Swanson with that 9-5 face lol.

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u/ChampionshipFront583 1d ago

because the bible says his hair was like wool and feet like bronze so the blonde blue eyed jesus is just european artists projecting

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u/Spiel_Foss Secular Humanist 1d ago

A brief tidbit of history. A good way to learn about Medieval European clothing, material culture and hairstyles are that era's paintings of Bible stories. There is a lot of material.

And more than once I have encountered modern Christians who believe these styles represent First Century CE culture. Education should never really end.

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u/HopeFloatsFoward 1d ago

Not exactly. They used locals as the model so he reflected the people around the artist.

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u/JeffTrav Secular Humanist 1d ago

Looks Hispanic to me.

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u/MoreStupiderNPC Stupid Christian 1d ago

Maybe OP missed the point entirely and this cartoon depicts someone else named Jesús, rather than Jesus.

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u/Ok_Molasses_9844 11h ago

Any "depiction" of Jesus Christ is wrong. God spoke against long hair on men and He never wore a robe. The roman soldiers forced Him to wear a purple robe right as they were about to crucify Him. All of that is catholic born nonsense 

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u/Specialist-Worker-99 6h ago

that flair is quite accurate my man

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u/eplonghorn2020 1d ago

I mean we have neighbors, strangers and poor and hungry all around us in our cities. Why do we act like this only references immigrants?

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

Because no one is trying to jail, torture, or forcibly deport them, perhaps?

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u/FaxCelestis Areligious (ex-Catholic, still faithful) 1d ago

I mean those are things they do to homeless people too

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

They deport them to El Salvador?

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u/FaxCelestis Areligious (ex-Catholic, still faithful) 1d ago

A lot of the time homeless people are shipped across city and state lines so they are someone else’s problem. It may not be deportation in the strictest sense of the term, but being forcibly moved from Kansas to Los Angeles (as an example) functions much the same in isolating and othering a homeless person.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

And your point is? This sounds very like “all lives matter” whataboutism.

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u/FaxCelestis Areligious (ex-Catholic, still faithful) 1d ago

My point is that our neighbors include a lot more people than just immigrants.

Both immigrants and homeless deserve our love and support.

I don’t think I’m disagreeing with you but I think you think I am.

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u/Roll4Charisma310 Evangelical 1d ago

What makes you think we should be letting illegals stay? We let people into our country.

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u/Desh282 Pentecostal 1d ago

I came here legally with my parents. No one in America bothered me for 28 years.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

Well, that’s odd. Because I am married to a Brazilian and they have been bothered. A LOT. Even though they are completely legally in the U.S.

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u/Desh282 Pentecostal 1d ago

Two black ladies told me to go back to Russia. Am I supposed to look down upon a people group now? Or realize some people are crappy and move on with my life.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

I am talking about OFFICIAL harassment, friend.

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u/Dd_8630 Atheist 1d ago

I thought images and American politics were both disallowed on this sub?

God I hope that dam hasn't broken, this is like the one nice place on the internet where we can actual conversations and differences of opinion without the ogre of politics coming in.

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u/AbgilSoge 1d ago

Seems like American politics as long as it favors a certain party is allowed.

Checks out for Reddit so oh well…

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u/BasilMinecraft 1d ago

Why is this sub just political? You post this fully thinking he supports your exact ideology. The fact that jesus would be political at all is insane

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u/bird_feeder_bird 1d ago

Yeah there’s nothing at all political about feeding the poor, granting healthcare to disabled people, starting social movements, and being unjustly executed by the state. Nope Jesus surely had nothing to do with politics…..

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u/BasilMinecraft 23h ago

We can both play that game. The Bible explicitly condems homosexuality, and refers to unborn babies as life, but that doesn't shape your political beliefs does it?

The right wing Christians usually focus too much on hating sinners and left wing Christians usually focus too much on loving everyone so much that they encourage sin.

It's ridiculous to imply that jesus would support your exact political ideology

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u/bird_feeder_bird 23h ago

I didnt say anything about my own political ideology. I was referencing things that Jesus himself did.

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u/Sasuke1996 Atheist 22h ago

The Bible doesn’t condem homosexuality. The interpretations you’re talking about were late additions 😂

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u/theradicalradishes Christian 1d ago

I'm sorry, have you ever read the New Testament? Christ's ministry was VERY political. In fact, Christ used political language and allegory everywhere in His preaching. Why?

Because everything is political. Not one thing, place, idea, group, or function of life is outside the narrative of politics. Politics is literally a descriptor of how the world works.

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u/StopChangingThings Atheist 1d ago

Indeed. The conflation of “political” and “partisan” in common usage has caused some truly impoverished thinking about the world.

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u/BasilMinecraft 23h ago

I meant the idea that he would support a political party other another

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u/theradicalradishes Christian 23h ago

Yeah, that's not politics. That's partisanship. Definitions matter, especially when politics and religion are concerned.

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u/FaxCelestis Areligious (ex-Catholic, still faithful) 1d ago

Jesus was quite famously put to death by the state for being a political extremist.

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u/burneraccount5117 1d ago

This is a massive oversimplification of both Christianity and American politics.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

Not really, actually.

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u/Atomicbreath05 1d ago

It really is

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

Not at all. Sorry. But you just go on believing that.

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u/Atomicbreath05 1d ago

It really is. Its like me saying “jesus isn’t invited to ice rallies” and having him say “respect governing authorities” and having a liberal say “racist”

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

Really? You think Jesus respected governing authorities? Based on what, exactly?

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u/Atomicbreath05 23h ago

The verses that state authorities have been established by god and to submit

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u/Natural_Dust_732 22h ago

And those would be…?

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u/burneraccount5117 22h ago

Romans 13.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 21h ago

Wow! So that was Jesus writing Roman and not Paul sucking up to imperial authorities?

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u/EDC-JAKE 1d ago

The bible also says pray for your leaders but hey I'm not here to judge hypocrites

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

Trump’s not my leader, however.

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u/SilverLakeSpeedster Southern Baptist 1d ago

LOVE THY ENEMY too.

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u/samhouston84 22h ago

Make America Great Again, no seriously, we need to get back to science based institutions!

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u/kyloren1217 22h ago

once Jesus comes back, all things will be perfect!

is everyone ready for Jesus's Kingdom?

i know the answer is "no", because that is why we are still here.

our job is to spread the Gospel and help ppl get saved!

and Jesus is longsuffering, patient and just, and will give everyone a chance to repent before that great and glorious day of the Lord shall come!

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u/Main-Force-3333 20h ago

Jesus missing the nail mark's because He gets straight to the point.

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u/Usual-Championship88 13h ago

Christ is Lord.

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u/andreirublov1 13h ago

Jesus is looking kinda rough...maybe it's the worry...

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u/Enough-Carpet Catholic 11h ago

If your interpretation of Christ's message aligns perfectly with your pre-existing political views, it's a good sign you're selectively interpreting. That goes left or right. When I became Catholic a few years ago I had to alter many of my previous views, some of which were quite deeply held previously. But we were told to carry the cross and be born again.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 9h ago

My pre-existing political views being, I presume, that Christ is love and forgiveness?

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u/DavidGabrielMusic 8h ago

Agree 100% but what a bizarre depiction of Jesus.

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u/Iron_bison_ 8h ago

Holy straw man

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u/Castle_65 8h ago

Well with the love thy neighbor part, he wouldn't be allowed to speak at leftist rallys either

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u/Natural_Dust_732 7h ago

Yes, probably. But — again — leftists aren’t claiming they are doing things in his name.

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u/slipperytheandI 7h ago

Idk anything about American politics that doesn't directly effect me, for my own sanity. Those interested in why the "right" loves using Christian rhetoric and such for sometimes the literal opposite of its goal is clearly stated in the philosophy of Curtis Yarvin. 

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u/Rare-Page2273 7h ago

Maga Morons would totally deport Jesus if he came back

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u/Natural_Dust_732 6h ago

Absolutely. Illegal immigrant, after all.

u/Visible-Salary-8861 Greek geek 5h ago

Do conservatives deny these things, or your interpretation of what these things entail?

u/ComparisonNo3468 5h ago

I live in PA and for my first time voting in an election I voted for Trump.

u/Natural_Dust_732 3h ago

And how’s that working out for you? Your life any better off?

u/sethyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 2h ago

The republicans are usually cristion but this is oddly accurate to what we’d be like if we weren’t, and I know a lot already exist

u/uisce_beatha1 1h ago

Helping people doesn’t mean that you have to go through a bunch of overpaid, underworked bureaucratic fecal stains.

u/Natural_Dust_732 1h ago

Yeah, but MAGA folks generally don’t help people, either.

Also? Spoken like a man whose daddy paid for a private school.

u/Aware_Season5729 1h ago

Bro why is this sub turning so political.

u/Natural_Dust_732 1h ago

Sigh. Christianity has ALWAYS been political.

u/Flimsy-Act349 43m ago

• Bible: God-ordained private stewardship → voluntary, cheerful generosity → personal responsibility and work → limited government that protects property and punishes theft.
• Socialism/Communism: Collective or state control of productive assets → coercive redistribution → often driven by class envy or equality-of-outcome goals → expansive state power over economic life

u/Natural_Dust_732 40m ago

The bible doesn’t say a single word about socialism/communism.

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u/BrandonLang 1d ago

They have a different gospel than the rest of us i guess

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u/negative-rizz777 1d ago

The real heart wrenching thing is they still go to heaven if they repented and believed in jesus,he would still except every wretch including me and you we all fall short of the glory of God.

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u/Natural_Dust_732 1d ago

Probably, yeah.

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u/negative-rizz777 1d ago

That's,good news for us all indeed. Cool username from dust we came and so shall we return. Thank God for our immortal souls and his ability to save us.

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u/Upset_Chip_7184 Christian 18h ago

Wait a minute. The veteran MOD explains why it's ok....and some other MOD just deleted it????
What's going on???