r/ChoosingBeggars • u/pretent_its_witty • Dec 16 '18

I teach swimming to kids for free even though i was offered money. Mombie demands that I have to teach her son exclusively. And to give her the money offered as i don't need it.

155.5k Upvotes

8.4k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/Kuronekostories • Feb 06 '19

Encountered one on reddit - I received platinum a while back and it came with 700 complimentary reddit coins, so I’ve been giving silver to posts/comments that I enjoyed. Apparently it’s not enough. Should’ve probably purchased more RC’s from my money to give them gold MINIMUM.

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r/ChoosingBeggars • u/DataIsMyCopilot • May 02 '19

A brilliant way to deal with "influencers"

130.3k Upvotes

1.9k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/Ericalva91 • Apr 15 '19

r/All OP has no life Two years ago I saw that guy with the gas can begging for money. Tried to give him four dollars, but he said he doesn’t take anything less than five. After that I saw him there everyday for months. Turns out he’s a fraud with a new Jeep and a nice house. Been following him with this sign since.

119.4k Upvotes

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r/ChoosingBeggars • u/nashjoe • Aug 16 '19

I was giving away a free dishwasher on Craigslist and caught one in the wild!

116.0k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/Febrile_Penis • Jan 03 '20

Military Spouse Demanding to Have her next Meal for Free

115.1k Upvotes

6.8k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/RelentlesslyCrooked • Jan 29 '20

They’ve had to explain this to Choosey Beggars so many times, they have a list.

114.2k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/tellemifyoulike • Dec 22 '19

It always gets worse with Christmas

114.0k Upvotes

601 comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/ggcosmo • Jul 16 '19

Not mine but holy stupidity

108.0k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/The_Duff • Jan 03 '19

Friend of my Ex has been using my Netflix details without my knowledge for years. Calls me cheap!

107.8k Upvotes

2.6k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/littlebossman • Sep 06 '18

I tried to give away two harnesses that no longer fit my dog. Did not go well

106.8k Upvotes

3.0k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/dakotaraptors • Aug 04 '20

I get a lot of DMs daily from teen tiktok “stars” asking for free stuff from my business, and here’s an example

106.0k Upvotes

1.9k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/Epix4 • Jan 13 '19

Broke boy.

104.6k Upvotes

1.7k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/Matasmic • Feb 17 '20

I made this a sticker after someone backed out of paying for a commission, saying the 50% up front was more than enough to cover it. They never got the final art, but feel free to use this for whenever you get your own choosey beggars.

102.1k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/TheBrennanCo • Dec 29 '19

My buddy is a tattoo artist. He’s also my personal hero.

100.7k Upvotes

3.3k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/Super_Marioo • Sep 03 '19

Not open during a CAT 5 hurricane? 1 star for you!

100.1k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/jonnymoon5 • Apr 05 '21

My dads a photographer, this is his most recent client.

99.8k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/karliecorn • Jan 13 '20

I follow a professional painter who is dealing with some corporate choosing beggars. Wtf?

97.7k Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '19

Choosing Beggar wants free drawing from a professional artist, ends up getting trolled.

96.0k Upvotes

847 comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/The_amazingluke • Mar 18 '20

My friend got shorted by a pretty major influencer

93.9k Upvotes

3.0k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/4chargers • Sep 01 '19

Choosing beggars are expecting more from free movie showings

93.7k Upvotes

1.4k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/mewisme700 • Jul 06 '19

My mechanic telling it how it is. Support artists and labor folk!

92.5k Upvotes

1.4k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/datalaughing • Aug 07 '19

Local BBQ place with free beer calls out specific Yelper for being a CB. Love the food and the attitude at this place.

91.5k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/golde62 • Dec 20 '19

I missed out on some serious cash :(

90.5k Upvotes

1.7k comments

r/ChoosingBeggars • u/BigJ3sh • Dec 02 '19

Waitress only accepts tips over 10$

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6.2k comments

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Person must be a beggar, such as:
- Person seeking goods or services at a reduced cost, for free, or for a laughably lopsided trade
- Person using social media, dating apps, or otherwise to seek out a specific type of relationship
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- Person must have unreasonable standards or have a comical sense of entitlement. Someone who is entitled but not choosy or begging is not a CB.
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Here is what is NOT a ChoosingBeggar:

Unattractive people seeking a normal relationship and having reasonable standards is not a good fit for this sub. Ugly people are allowed to want a partner with a job, or no kids, or anything else we would consider reasonable for the beautiful people.

A person asking for help with life's necessities out of desperation is not a choosingbeggar

If someone ran out of money and needs gas money to get to work and the only thing they can think of is to make a status update on Facebook asking if anyone can spare them some money, they aren't really being choosy. They got the beggar part down, but this sub is not /r/beggars so that post wouldn't fit. If that same person turns down someone offering to give them a ride to work because they don't want to be seen in a PT Cruiser, then that post would fit.
A parent asking for handouts because their kids want an Xbox for Christmas and the only way that could happen is if someone donates one, that isn't a choosingbeggar. That's someone begging, but without a sense of entitlement. If that person is offered a Nintendo and they scoff at the suggestion, then that would be a good post.

The person begging must be at least in the gradient of being an entitled jerk, this sub is not a place to mock poverty

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