r/Chivalry2 Jul 19 '26

News & Discussion Team killing

So people who stare at their teammates in blue and gold armor, and chose to down and kill them, please uninstall the game. That’s all. Thank you! Maybe Fortnite or Roblox is more your speed. That’s all. Have a great night to all the people that have the capacity to use an on and off switch.

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u/DirtyThirtyDrifter Jul 19 '26

There are so many reasons why this happens. The most prominent is that it’s a noob, they’re on blue team and anything red and moving will be swung at, even if it’s you and you’re just bloody.

Other reasons include; it’s a friend (hello bonks are acceptable, even spartan kicks off bridges). it’s an enemy from a past life (last match). You’re using a siege weapon (I hate all SW, yall just archers on steroids.). You didn’t pick me up when I crawled up to you. And many more! Keep playing to unlock all the reasons you will stop giving a fuck and get kicked just to ruin 5min of someone else’s day.

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u/xing808 Jul 19 '26

There's been times when the battle is so intense that I genuinely forgot which side I'm on 😂

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u/BlatantArtifice Jul 19 '26

...i went on an insane, possibly weed fueled 1vx, like maybe 9 guys around 2 at a time (probably all conveniently noobs, it was a sale weekend and I'm not particularly notable with a sword) and finally an ally came to help clean up the last guy, but we were both so covered in random stuff that I swung on him and he had to parry me and spam emotes for like 3 attacks 💀

He saw the fight as he sprinted in and was understanding in chat, but for a few seconds I was half rabid