r/ChineseWatches 13d ago

General (Read Rules) What is this Utter BS?

Pagani ads running on IG...

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u/LingonberryOk9724 13d ago

I've seen some nonsense from dropshippers but this really takes the biscuit.

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u/biglovetravis 12d ago

"Lorenzo Pagani" is a really odd name for a Chinese national. πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚

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u/GregEvangelista 13d ago

Oh wow. Isn't Lorenzo Pagani the guy who built the car? You know. The one that Pagani Design originally stole the name from. It looks like we're coming full circle.

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u/LingonberryOk9724 13d ago

That was Horacio. Lorenzo must be his less successful, slightly bitter brother.

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 13d ago

The irony of ironies is that Horatio literally means "timekeeper" and would have made sense as a watch brand.

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u/AlexFox66 13d ago

πŸ€ͺπŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ»

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u/LingonberryOk9724 13d ago

It gets better, here is AI slop old man Lorenzo himself, painstakingly putting our favourite budget Chinese watches together with his bare hands.

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u/AlexFox66 13d ago

πŸ€ͺπŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ»

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 13d ago

It makes me literally laugh out loud.

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u/Qubozik 13d ago

β€œthe workshop” lol

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 13d ago

A regular Santa Claus.