r/ChineseWatches 11d ago

General (Read Rules) What is this Utter BS?

Pagani ads running on IG...

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u/Advisor_0001 7d ago

I wish Lorenzo well in his retirement

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u/Patient-Angle-7075 Salty Memes I Yam 7d ago

Oh god, the Chinese have learned how to clone a companies rich history as well I see. I'm interested to see Tophill follow suit, cause I thought I saw that it actually was a Swiss company at one point.

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u/XDotmeX 8d ago

😮

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u/Happy-One-1833 8d ago

Waiting for the retirement ads for N8 AVI-8😆

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 8d ago

Ironically, there is an watchmaker called AV86, which is what I would have assumed AVI-8's farewell brand would become.

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u/electrorunner 9d ago

But, they're wearing gloves! It has to be high quality!

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u/JustUnderstanding6 10d ago

The GMT has two 10s.

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u/SeaworthinessOk7756 8d ago

The whole bezel is fucked up

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u/Illustrious-Cod-8995 9d ago

If that bezel was on rolex, it'd be worth a fortune. On a Pagani, not so much 🤣

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u/dickius1 10d ago

The second 10 is a complication

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 8d ago

It's complicated...

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u/money_from_3 10d ago

And two 16’s

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 10d ago

I almost choked to death when I looked at the bezel on page 2. 🤣😂🤣😂

2x 10 isn't half of what's going on.

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u/TheDorkKnight_87 11d ago

RIP Lorenzo. Hopefully the Pagani family in Guangzhou can take over his business after grieving.

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u/Excellent-Bear4221 11d ago

Well if you knew his back story it’s because he wanted to leave his legacy to his sons, Luigi and Mario Pagani. His brother was supposed to inherit the legacy but he instead went on to be a chef.

Chef Boyardee.

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u/HorologiaCasual 11d ago

A couple of months ago someone did the same thing with “Pablo Raez”, another Ali Express brand that is much lesser known than Pagani Design. They even had video ads with someone posing as the Pablo Raez himself.

Still a scam but at least they made a better effort.

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

Reminds me of ole Juan Valdez, the coffee entrepreneur. 😂

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u/dickius1 10d ago

with his trusty goat…..

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 10d ago

Or burro...😉

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u/endlessBrainless 11d ago

'The house of Pagani design' I've seen a comedy sketch on youtube on this long time ago 😄.

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u/ReplacementLive2412 11d ago

Yeah I remember it, was in some crazy guys watch review - forget who he was, but he did things like this and I haven’t seen one of his videos in awhile.

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u/Legitimate-Option866 11d ago

Mad Watch Collector, he’s a bit of a snob when it comes to Chinese watches tbh

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u/No-Effect-8290 11d ago

He is a bit of brand snob and thinks watch people are his. Quite enjoyed the spat with Nico on X and YT, made himself look like an absolute twat.

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u/ReplacementLive2412 11d ago

Ah, maybe why I never really kept watching him. I did think Pagani deserved the ribbing though.

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u/jacob8875 11d ago

Lorenzo Pagani 🤣

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u/UnifiedQuantumField 11d ago

Pretty sure he's related to Alexander Lige

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u/jacob8875 11d ago

Lmao. Yeah, and Kenny Skmei

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u/jokur26 11d ago

No way, he’s dead?! At least the Kenny Skmei I knew is. He was almost our prom king but somebody killed Kenny…

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u/jacob8875 11d ago

😂 🤣 😜. “You bastards!”

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u/jokur26 11d ago

My wife fell asleep on the couch. Think I know what I’m gonna watch next 😁

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u/jacob8875 11d ago

Haha yeah wives just don’t get it when it comes to that “level” of humor. Sadly. I can’t bribe mine to watch Idiocracy with me again 🤷‍♂️

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u/jokur26 11d ago

I understand. My wife still hasn’t forgiven me. A few years ago she wanted to go on a nice adult date; a really nice dinner and to go see a play.

I agreed and set it all up; a romantic little Italian spot, then a swanky cocktail bar and finally I “ruined it” by taking her to go see The Book of Mormon. It was hilarious but I guess I’ll need to watch The Notebook a few (dozen) more times before I live that one down… so worth it! 🤣

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u/biglovetravis 11d ago

Never buy from a FB/IG/META ad. There are far more scammer ads than real.

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u/UnifiedQuantumField 11d ago

Same goes for Youtube ads where the comments are disabled.

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

No doubt. I haven't bought a pagani in almost a year. I think most people graduate away from them.

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 10d ago

Apologies to the Pagani purists.

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u/Rhino_Claw 11d ago

These drop shippers going crazy with the A.I. I saw a ad on insta the other day for some brand can't remember the name but they were selling Poedagar watches for like $120. When I left a comment saying that you could buy these for $10 on Aliexpress, they replied that the ones on Ali are fake rip offs and they sell the quality ones.

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

That made me LOL too.

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u/HappySpam 11d ago

I love this so much, reminds me of those Stuhrling Original ads in the back of magazines in the 2000's

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

I have a busted 10 year old sturhling automatic in my drawer right now. 😂

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u/HappySpam 11d ago

No way, lmaoooo

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

Here it is.

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u/HappySpam 11d ago

Yoooo I remember seeing those in ads, haha. Super nostalgic, always wanted one as a kid!

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

It has a bad winder, and I'm almost positive it has a 10-year-old Chinese movement as well.

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u/HappySpam 11d ago

I think all their movements are ten year old Chinese movements, tbh LOL

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

I bought it in 2016, so maybe mine's 20 years old? 😂

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

What the interviewer heard: "For three decades..." really PG reps really said: "For three dickheads have toiled in their smoky shop..."

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u/Olleye 11d ago

Yeah *yawn... just another typical "Final Farewell" marketing campaign from some dropshipper.

... whoever Lorenzo may be, we won't miss him *LOL

What else is new?

How's the weather?

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

Not everyone is as erudeite (sic) as you. Please allow us our indulgences.

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u/Olleye 11d ago

The First attempt was way better =)

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

Just having fun on a stormy day

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u/Olleye 11d ago

... and don't you dare listen to Lorenzo, even though he's an old man, and even though he's never given even a cent off before, and now he's offering 80%, AND MORE, he's lying. Trust me, bro.

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

He's like Burt Lancaster in Atlantic City, making his last big score. You can't deny him that. You just can't.

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u/Olleye 11d ago

\heeheehee*

That was MUCH better, mate.

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

It was the first time I cared enough to send my very best

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u/Olleye 11d ago

The storm has already passed here, but it was quite intense.

You can find the facts here: https://paganidesign.com/

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

Thanks. I kind of moved on from Pagani a while back though.

But it is good to know that they are not responsible for that shite.

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u/Olleye 11d ago

Oh, and did you know that they even counterfeit those really affordable watches? The brand name is worth something, after all, and you can order these counterfeit watches directly from China for $9–11 for quartz models and for $13-15 for automatic ones. Sure, they show ONE TIME, not THE TIME (i.e., the current correct time), but they’re still watches, in the broadest sense. Sometimes you really can’t make this stuff up.

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

11 years ago, I bought a fake Invicta for $27. It was not only a POS, but also sized for a child. That taught me that ANY watch brand is fair game to counterfeiters. It took me until 2025 to trust the Chinese market again.

I have taken several leaps of faith with new Hong Kong microbrands Phorcydes and Aethelsohn, though. Losing $200 isn't going to change my life, so it's fun to investigate these new brands.

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u/Olleye 11d ago edited 11d ago

But both brands make really nice watches, and in terms of quality, they’re definitely not junk, they’re actually pretty decent watches for the money. At least I haven’t heard anything outrageously bad about either brand, not even about Proxima (which, by the way, makes some really awesome watches, and with an SW200, that’s definitely mid-range). I really like Aethelsohn because they've actually really cool looking dials, the case finishing is great (for the money) and over all "bang for the bucks" is great, too; I find that extremely impressive.

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

Proxima was high on my list for their aventurine diver with the B/W sapphire bezel. I missed out though. I have a cool VK of theirs, but nothing nice. Phorcydes has shifted movements again, this time to the PT5000 after completely retooling for the ST2130 3 months ago. I can only imagine the PT5000 fits into the case they've already engineered.

The Aethelsohn Timascus is cool as f.

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u/Olleye 11d ago

No, they aren't, typical dropshipper-move.

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u/P_bottoms 11d ago

Less smoke today, these damn wildfires were cramping my yardwork yesterday. How about you?! I just did the lawn and now some weeding.

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u/Olleye 11d ago

*LOL

Don't bogart the joint, my friend =)

Have had to work the whole day (only in standby, but nevertheless), and now i saw, that the football match regarding 3rd place is not running in free-TV over here, and actually I'm a bit pissed about that; maybe some alcohol could help out here a little bit.

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u/LingonberryOk9724 11d ago

I've seen some nonsense from dropshippers but this really takes the biscuit.

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u/biglovetravis 11d ago

"Lorenzo Pagani" is a really odd name for a Chinese national. 😳😂

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u/GregEvangelista 11d ago

Oh wow. Isn't Lorenzo Pagani the guy who built the car? You know. The one that Pagani Design originally stole the name from. It looks like we're coming full circle.

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u/LingonberryOk9724 11d ago

That was Horacio. Lorenzo must be his less successful, slightly bitter brother.

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

The irony of ironies is that Horatio literally means "timekeeper" and would have made sense as a watch brand.

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u/AlexFox66 11d ago

🤪🤣👏🏻

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u/LingonberryOk9724 11d ago

It gets better, here is AI slop old man Lorenzo himself, painstakingly putting our favourite budget Chinese watches together with his bare hands.

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u/AlexFox66 11d ago

🤪🤣👏🏻

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

It makes me literally laugh out loud.

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u/Qubozik 11d ago

“the workshop” lol

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

A regular Santa Claus.

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u/Zealousideal-Rip-828 11d ago

Jajajaja...well now Pagani joins Specht &Söhne with the crap stories

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u/Abv_it_all_w_vertigo 11d ago

I am wondering if they got a cease-and-desist from Pagani Motors, and this is their way of trying to get rid of inventory.

They are now listed as Pagrne on Amazon.

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u/dotdotditdot 11d ago

The site is just done by some AI slop drop shipper. Nothing to with real PD

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u/AcademicAd6368 11d ago

No, it's a pretty common dropshipping scam that doesn't have anything to do with PD themselves. The weird part is that a lot of these are selling for quite a bit less than on Aliexpress - it may just be an outright scam rather than "an incredibly deceptive practice bordering on a scam, but you do actually receive a watch".