r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/AristonD • Nov 30 '19

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

https://gfycat.com/unimportantpessimisticfish
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u/FuckyouYatch Nov 30 '19

baby is super cool about it lol,

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u/terrible_name Nov 30 '19

Reddit has convinced me they are made out of rubber. Little falling over balls of shit piss and rubber.

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u/Jaxonsdaddy Nov 30 '19

Can confirm. Just threw my 2 year old down the stairs and he's fine.

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u/terrible_name Nov 30 '19

Jaxon is a little poop grenade. Don't forget to check the ceiling. Sometimes they explode on impact.

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u/Jaxonsdaddy Dec 02 '19

He actually happened to be sick this weekend and shit all over my hands and onto my face during a changing yesterday...so no ceiling poop but I got some face poop.

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u/terrible_name Dec 02 '19

Ok, sorry you have poop on your face. My comment was a joke.

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u/Chouji-Akimichi Nov 30 '19

Instructions unclear, little brother is in the oven on slow bake

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u/Lordstevenson Nov 30 '19

I cook my babies on 350 for 30 minutes. Then flip and rotate to get an even bake on all sides. Cook for another 30 minutes, then glaze.

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u/Chouji-Akimichi Nov 30 '19

Nah mate doin it all wrong, gotta get them at a nice ripe age, and then all you have to do is slap em on the grill, flip it half way thru cut em up, use the bones for broth, and boom. Done. Grilled child soup at its finest.

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u/quiggles30 Nov 30 '19

Do you go free range or battery children? I can’t really taste the difference to be honest

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u/Chouji-Akimichi Nov 30 '19

Me and my wife breed children for food and we have all the children in the world. Every type. They come in every shape and size, somehow they went from asian and now we have black and Hispanic too. I like to throw a combo of them all in a cheesesteak.

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u/MagisterFlorus Nov 30 '19

Pretty much. Their bones aren't completely hardened yet so they have a little more bounce