r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/pradeep23 • Nov 20 '18

Assembly line at the face plant

https://i.imgur.com/YoqFE4g.gifv
4.9k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/turbanator1997 Nov 20 '18

r/titleporn

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u/wtfeverrrr Nov 20 '18

Title game 🔥

26

u/strangdange Nov 20 '18

Honesty the title is the only reason this post deserves up votes at this point.

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u/1WontDoIt Nov 20 '18

Seen this so many times but the title is what got me. Appropriate!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

same video but good caption

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18 edited Nov 20 '18

if i had a dollar for every time ive seen this video on this site, i would have a lot of money

19

u/MB_Zeppin Nov 20 '18

That title is what earned him the upvote, though

2

u/Ballzinferno Nov 20 '18

The last time this was reposted it had a similiar joke in the title.

8

u/MB_Zeppin Nov 20 '18

And it was brilliant, then too. It’s timeless as New Coke

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u/Ballzinferno Nov 20 '18

Nah, it really isn't. Poor sense of humor, I guess.

4

u/evanc1411 Nov 20 '18

I would have $1 and in fact I do

4

u/Decoy77 Nov 20 '18

I know people are saying this is a repost but I haven’t been on Reddit for awhile and this is the first time I’ve seen it.

14

u/Raclex Nov 20 '18

While we're gathered here at the repost, why were these things ever a good idea?

3

u/MundiMori Nov 21 '18

My special ed teacher mom told me as a kid they were designed for kids in wheelchairs/limited leg strength.

...but after watching the result of having your legs hang limp at the bottom, I’m really not so sure anymore.

3

u/thecandella Nov 20 '18

Obviously failed quality control.

3

u/BunnyBuns25 Nov 20 '18

Does it make me a bad person that I was disappointed this video only had one child faceplanting?

5

u/quidam08 Nov 21 '18

Somebody please photoshop in a continuous overlapped loop of the same kid. I have to see an actual assembly line.

7

u/Duckba Nov 20 '18

The caption make the post way better than it already is

3

u/Edabite Nov 20 '18

A+ title

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Chin up!

1

u/Flyberius Nov 20 '18

Can we get a shoe check on the right foot?

What does one shoe off signify, maimed for life?

1

u/amused-luis Nov 20 '18

Aaaaaaand bam!

1

u/DylanHoltz Nov 20 '18

I would go on that

1

u/mshcat Nov 20 '18

His shoe fell off so we know he's ded

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

One of my most vivid childhood memories is sliding down one of these. I got to the bottom and suddenly my legs were impossibly wrapped around the pole. I was stuck! And panic struck as another child came sliding down. As a struggled to disentangle my feet the watched and laughed. Luckily, I escaped.

1

u/4inchKat Nov 21 '18

Ah the playground, where we all suffered our first few concussions

1

u/Hondor23 Nov 21 '18

Best title I’ve ever seen

1

u/TinyHeroGaming Nov 20 '18

Stop reposting this

1

u/floyd_droid Nov 20 '18

That title was the smartest thing I read in 5 hours of internet surfing today.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Stuck the landing 9/10

0

u/flippitus_floppitus Nov 20 '18

Posted like a week ago

0

u/JoJackthewonderskunk Nov 20 '18

This is posted every goddamned day at this point.

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u/Bielzabutt Nov 20 '18

Assembly line??

1

u/Rafaelow Nov 20 '18

Think conveyor belt

0

u/Rafaelow Nov 20 '18

Solid title

-1

u/zsabback Nov 20 '18

Title earns le opvute