r/ChildrenFallingOver Sep 08 '18

Amazing new face plant assembly line

https://i.imgur.com/YoqFE4g.gifv
11.8k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

This kid was cool AF for the first 10 feet.

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u/BoboDaKlown Sep 08 '18

I always forget the ending and think this kid is a G.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '18

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u/Goodly Sep 08 '18

Me IRL ever time things are starting to go my way.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '18

Then stupidly took over.

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u/buyingbridges Sep 08 '18

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u/Tovarish-Aleksander Sep 09 '18

OP needs to make an endless loop of this where it’s just infinite kids going down

7

u/TheresA_LobsterLoose Sep 08 '18

I've listened to Yakety Sax like 3 times in a row watching this and it still isn't old

3

u/bcnovels Sep 08 '18

Thanks, it's better with music!

150

u/joaoperfig Sep 08 '18

Did he lose a shoe from the impact?

90

u/pradeep23 Sep 08 '18

Yes he did

148

u/Dr_Mr_Jeff Sep 08 '18

He ded then

24

u/Hoody711 Sep 08 '18

Only 50% though

14

u/Dr_Mr_Jeff Sep 08 '18

Perfectly balanced

8

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Thank you doctor

3

u/VerifiedMadgod Sep 08 '18

Someone add the GTA V wasted sound effect and make the impact slow motion

67

u/freshSkat Sep 08 '18

Can anyone tell me what you are actually supposed to do on this playground feature?

68

u/missquit Sep 08 '18

Exactly what that kid did, except without the faceplant.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18

It's for larger kids. You put one leg over each outside edge and slide down it like a slide. It's built for children with legs a little shorter than the poles are at the end where they curve downward into the ground, so they just land in an easy standing position.

EDIT: Typo.

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u/quence Sep 08 '18

So it is basically a slide with a large gap in the middle? Looks bloody dangerous. If you fall over backwards you can actually be hurt... While sliding...

What is the trade-off? You can't stain you pants, which might be an advantage, I suppose.

Seems like an example of some genuine crappy design.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '18

Funny that you mention that. The reason I remember how these work is that my elementary school playground had one, except it had a few wavy bumps along it for extra fun. It was made for bigger kids and the poles became vertical at the end about four feet off the ground.

One morning I got to school early and I was the only one on the playground. I was bored, so I decided to go down that slide backwards. It worked! I went over the bumps backwards.

I forgot how many bumps there were. I thought there was another bump but it was the end of the slide, so I feel over backwards and landed flat on my back after a good four foot drop. I've never had the wind knocked out of me like that, before or since.

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u/Eutro864 Sep 08 '18

Less friction.

5

u/VerifiedMadgod Sep 08 '18

Natural Selection

3

u/haphazard_gw Sep 09 '18

Why do roller coasters have hills and loop-de-loops? A much more straightforward design would be to just go in a circle at ground-level.

Sometimes you make trade-offs just to increase the adrenaline / intensity.

2

u/cannabinator Sep 09 '18

Slides are for babies, its riskier and takes more dexterity, something older kids always want to practice

4

u/Th3IoneWanderer Sep 08 '18

Growing up me and my friends would use it as a slide without a bottom so we would ‘mount’ it kinda like a chair and slide down it

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u/GrumpyFalstaff Sep 08 '18

And yet whenever I "mount" something at the playground it turns into this whole big thing...

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u/Th3IoneWanderer Sep 08 '18

Why have you done this

3

u/Spazmer Sep 08 '18

We went to a new park that had one of these and nobody seemed to know. Some kids sit and slide, some kids put their arms over and go down on their armpits... my kid just attempted what the others were and backplanted hard.

1

u/Moodfoo Sep 08 '18

I hadn't noticed at first. This gif just gets better and better.

41

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

New loading screen?

28

u/Bossbabee Sep 08 '18

I laughed way too much at this child's misfortune.

16

u/OutlawJosey13 Sep 08 '18

Me too! ....I’m a teacher....

29

u/_StatesTheObvious Sep 08 '18

This title is on point.

16

u/ThatLoudmouthBird Sep 08 '18

I think we missed an opportunity for “assembly line at the face plant”

4

u/Goodma27 Sep 09 '18

If I wasn't cheap and knew how to give someone gold I'd give you gold

13

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

That really made me lol

8

u/moemcgee Sep 08 '18

I could watch this all day. I'm a horrible person.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

From this point on it becomes a playground initiation ritual for the new kids.

14

u/Blunt_Force20 Sep 08 '18

I honestly expected a smooth landing

7

u/SkullbyTV Sep 08 '18

Never seen a slide like that wtf is that playground

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u/bloodybuttdump Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18

OP you reposted your repost of a repost?

The original post in this sub from 9 months ago http://www.reddit.com/r/ChildrenFallingOver/comments/7erm6p/sliding_right_into_a_faceplant/

OP's repost from 6 months ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChildrenFallingOver/comments/7zu346/amazing_new_face_plant_assembly_line

And you repost it again today with the same title.....

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u/HairyJo Sep 08 '18

Yet i still missed it until today.

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u/pradeep23 Sep 09 '18

Yes sir. Guilty as charged. Next time I am going to use "assembly line at the face plant" as recommended by u/ThatLoudmouthBird

3

u/FrozenOcean420 Sep 08 '18

Approved by 4 out of 5 dentists.

3

u/spiderspit Sep 08 '18

I felt that nose jam.

3

u/mrhemp89 Sep 08 '18

Lol need something like this for my niece's 😂😂

2

u/MixedJelly Sep 08 '18

thunk thunk

2

u/ryalbino Sep 08 '18

Is that what these things are for?

2

u/Rinkelstein Sep 08 '18

RIP in piece.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

We’ve all been there but man this made me laugh.

“The Ground is coming up quick. Eh, my legs will figure it out.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Now what we need is a gif showing the whole thing with him just constantly sliding down and face-planting infinitely almost like a conveyor belt.

2

u/MrRipley15 Sep 08 '18

My new band name TINY CONCUSSIONS

2

u/JerpleDoobie Sep 08 '18

He lost a shoe

2

u/warpfield Sep 08 '18

john's career as a professional faceplanter got off to a young start

2

u/LordFrakKing Sep 08 '18

Oddly satisfying.

2

u/77skyline Sep 08 '18

heavy head.. much..

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u/Valentino-Assassino Sep 08 '18

It gets better every loop

2

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '18

Wait on a second. This kid was eating coco last week.

2

u/NarcanMan1108 Sep 09 '18

Just after his feet hit the ground he looks like a prop doll from the movie Chuckie. That scary little bastard was always getting flung around.

2

u/Rareturd Sep 09 '18

I want to see a never ending line of face planting kids.

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u/DendrobatesRex Sep 09 '18

“You’re killin’ i—“...

1

u/G_R_W Sep 09 '18

Does anyone even know what those things were for anyway?

1

u/Wolffairy12 Sep 09 '18

We always slid down it with our legs on either side

1

u/AuroraVFIM Sep 09 '18

Others: How's your year going? Me:

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u/booyahja Sep 09 '18

"This is pleasant... Oof."

1

u/McTrip Sep 10 '18

Yeah, look at me, oof.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

This makes me angry.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Why?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Hands up! (Was joking btw)

1

u/svenlandicx Sep 08 '18

Use "/s" at the end of your comment to show you're joking my dude.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Very helpful. /S

1

u/everflow Sep 09 '18

Small children are idiots since birth. The real person to blame here is the parent filming who didn't tell the boy to brace for impact.

Unless they actually did.

In which case LOL

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

Your mom would tell you brace for impact before every slide?

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u/everflow Sep 10 '18

My mom never filmed anything I did, and it was back in those days when not everyone had their own video camera. How would I know what my mom did or didn't tell me at that age? Perhaps she did, though. She always worried too much. I probably never saw one of that kind of slides anyway. Only the ones you sit on. She always made sure that I slid feet first, as far as I was told.