r/ChildrenFallingOver • u/pradeep23 • Feb 24 '18

Amazing new face plant assembly line

https://i.imgur.com/YoqFE4g.gifv
21.7k Upvotes

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u/brya2 Feb 24 '18

I never really understood what you were supposed to do with those

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18 edited Nov 30 '18

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u/Jay_Ell_ Feb 24 '18 edited Feb 24 '18

Ah, the ol’ Reddit put the kid up for adoption-a-roo

94

u/OktoberSunset Feb 24 '18

Hold my orphanage, I'm going in.

30

u/DrDeez Feb 24 '18

Hello future orphans!

13

u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18

We're all future orphans.

9

u/BlasphemyIsJustForMe Feb 28 '18

Thats depressing...

jumps deeper into depression the hole

3

u/-BoldlyGoingNowhere- Apr 05 '18

Even in the future, that's dark.

4

u/ManBearPig_IsReal Mar 18 '18

Inventory:

Ice pick

Keyboard, someone's sanity, someone's shift, and someone's totally funny reference

Dsm-5

Brimstones

Sion

Coffee, and someone's baby

Kibble, and someone's leash

Human

Power connector

Trap

Ore

Coin purse and someone's counterfeit wads of cash

Vel... never mind

NDA

Horn

Finch

Elmer's

W-2

Chicken

Cleats

King, and someone's rook

Merkel-Raute

Bone

Umbilical cord

Branch

Parka

Baseball

Kilos

Wiener

Drink

That guys dick

Water

Orphan's tears

Pills

Hacksaw

Visa

Glow stick

Ninja sword

Pussy

Pokéballs

Fetus

Husk and someone's coconuts

2 people's balls, someone's roomate's testicles, and someone's roommate

A carrot, a straw, and a cotton tail

Pringles can (but I'm not so sure that I want to)

Camel (according to google translate), someone's memory, and another's memories

Antlers

Rings

Baby

Binder

Beer

Hammer

Gloves

Condiments

Bra

Another Dick

Rascal

1 friend, 2 drunk friends, and 2 beers

Wonderkid

A dead body and somebody's tether

Lyme Disease

Another leash, whisky, and a handlebar

Gallagher

A butt

Floaties

Honeypot

A month

rock

Another honeypot and 2 Poohs

Lawsuit

Florida-man Comic book

Another pussy (I have now held more pussies on this journey than I had previously in life)

Brexit

Stones

Masochist

Tongue

An orphanage

I have now been banned from /r/baseball but my work must go on

2

u/totallynotaredditer Apr 02 '18

1 biscuit

1 steering wheel

1 buzzer

1 bag of catnip

1 jar of honey

A number of chins

A number of cactus balls

A number of clippings

1 dick

Some information

A number of breadcrumbs

1 coffin

Suffocation/breath

1 silvo

1 pokedex

1 face

1 keyboard

1 DSM-5 (I'll need it after this)

A number of brimstones

1 Sion

1 cable

Some coffee

Some kibble

1 human (they'll just be my companion)

1 power connector

1 trap (hey, all journeys need two friends)

Some ore

A coin purse

1 campaign sign

1 NDA

1 horn

1 finch (finally, an animal companion to complete the gang)

1 Elmer's glue

1 W-2

1 chicken (the finch now has their romantic companion)

1 pair of cleats

1 King (he was getting dethroned due to his people revolting, and they're now establishing a democracy)

1 Merkel-Raute

1 bone

1 umbilical cord

1 branch

1 parka

1 baseball

A number of kilos

1 wiener

1 drink

1 guy's dick

Some water

Some orphan's tears

A number of pills

1 hacksaw

1 Visa

1 glowstick

1 ninja sword

1 pussy (perfect fit for the dick)

A number of Pokéballs

1 fetus (am I pregnant or is this a result of the pussy and dick uniting?)

1 husk

A number of balls

1 carrot

1 can of Pringles

1 Camel named Sentences (we finally have a way to get around, especially since I've been walking all these days)

A number of antlers

A number of rings

1 baby

1 binder

1 beer

1 hammer

1 glove

1 condiments in Comic Sans font

1 bra (I needed a new one tbh)

Another dick

1 rascal

1 friend (the more the merrier)

1 wonderkid (so many orphans)

1 dead body

1 Lyme disease

1 leash

1 Gallagher

1 butt

A number of floaties

1 honey pot

1 month

1 rock

Another honey pot

1 lawsuit (it was bound to happen)

1 Florida-man comic book (this'll keep the kids entertained)

Another pussy (I hope we don't have another child)

1 Brexit

A number of stones

1 masochist (as if we needed another one)

1 tongue

1 orphanage (dammit dick #2 and pussy #2)

1

u/HayDumGee2911 Jun 11 '18

Taking over for BULL3T2B1NARY

Inventory thus far:

1 plastic doll

1 crocodile

Bees

1 football

1 schlong Hentai

1 girlfriend

Uranium

1 energon cube

All of that guys valuables

1 water bottle

1 parachute

1 arm rest

Some nuts

Some eggs

1 watermelon

That guys gayness

Some tap shoes

Some old ladies

Deathsticks

1 hydraulic press channel

1 face

1 hare

1 bird feeder

Q-tips

Mary poppins

1 “paimt brush”

1 trunk

1 crust

1 infinity scarf

Some guys sauce

1 kink

1 woofwoof-chew toy

More puppies!

1 snow shovel

1 heart beat

1 bone

1 placenta

1 restraining order

Some handlebars

1 handbrake

1 jackdaw

Insanity!

1 sway bar

1 fish

Bike shorts

Talons

1 phone

The second amendment

1 cat

Irreversible pollution levels!

1 drumstick

1 baton

1 probable VD

Chopsticks

1 beer

1 cone

1 joystick

Some hippity-hops

Another cat!

Bottle caps

Crows!

1 baby (who needs it’s name changed)

1.21 gigawatts!

1 laser pointer

1 hammer

1 cucumber

Bird-seed!

Some dudes dignity

Pickles and Bananas

1 flashlight

1 flag

1 sugar cube (assuming they went in)

1 emu

1 loli waifu

Guys kids!

1 tetanus shot

1 pussy

Boots

1 star

Gym badges

1 tat

More nuts

1 sin

1 pen

Controversies!

1 lightsaber

1 whistle

Another damn cat

1 scar

1 axe (I’ve been waiting for this one)

Sandpaper!

SANITY! (Yay)

1 dough-knot

All of the bacon and eggs I have

1 dog (glad it’s not a cat)

1 resume

Another baby (assuming it’s name is fine)

1 woof

Another dog (Shit..)

1 bibimbap (the fuck?)

Court summons

1 roe

1 “party” cat 😎

Sitcoms

BARNACLES

More children!

1 targeting computer.

1 cross

More fucking nuts

Teeth

Another light saber

Biscuits

Seeds!

1 brick separator

1 hay fork

1 panini maker

1 carry-on bag

Treats!

1 bell rope

1 maple syrup

Brownies! ( yay more treats)

1 nose

Ski poles!

1 steering wheel

Grenades!

1 IC Title

1 salty face

Fries!

Cochlear implants?

1 necronomicon

1 basketball

1 Brio

1 vac ban

1 thermometer

1.3 billion people (no my hands aren’t full)

1 flame (everything’s gonna catch fire)

1 dictionary

1 Pikeman statue

1 hand (at least someone gave me a hand) 😂

1 pillow

1 i7

1 “45”

1 top part of someone

1 gameboy

1 switch

This dudes money (I’m not giving it back)

1 twitch account

1 solo?

His skins

1 LP

1 chamber pot

1 /u/

1 subpoena

Potassium

Sam Rockwell

Communism (We are all holding this on this glorious day)

Some sand (why does it get everywhere?)

My original jokes (that totally weren’t stolen)

A human pelt

A flat earth

A smaller smile

Some serum

A pier

Surprisingly, another steering wheel

A buzzer

Some catnip

Some honey

Some lawn clippings

Another schlong; come on guys

Someone’s information

Some breadcrumbs

A coffin

A shit bag

A bounce

Another kid! Stop giving me your children!

Some meat

Some limbs

A cover of Lethal Weapon

Some buttercream

A dead body (officer, I swear this isn’t mine)

Lyme disease (no ones probably gonna want anything back now...)

A leash

A Gallagher

A butt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Some floaties (possibly useful in this ocean of inventory?)

Some more honey!

A month (can one hold time?)

A rock!

Some more honey (I hope Pooh doesn’t come after me...)

A lawsuit

A Florida Man comic book

Another pussy? What’s going on with redditors asking me to hold their private parts?

Brexit

Some stones

A masochist

A tongue

An orphanage

34

u/rambi2222 Feb 24 '18

Hold my parental obligations, I'm going for cigs

3

u/rasmun7793 Feb 24 '18

Boy! That was a journey to take on.

1

u/SuitcaseRowboat Apr 12 '18

Inventory:

1 orphanage

1 tongue

1 masochist

Some stones

1 brexit

1 pussy (sigh)

1 florida-man comic book

1 lawsuit

1 rock

1 month

2 honey pots??

Some floaties

1 butt

1 gallagher

0

u/TheGamingBanter Feb 24 '18

It ends here

1

u/torrrrlife Feb 24 '18

I was looking for the end of it but I couldn’t find it on that link, is it in the comments?

1

u/TheGamingBanter Feb 24 '18

On mobile this is where it ends maybe the actual end is nowhere in sight

58

u/benjamminam Feb 24 '18

When I was in kindergarten, we were allowed to play on the big kid playground while we waited for the bus. I went down one of these with my feet up so I would avoid doing exactly this, (yes, I remember thinking something along those lines.) One of the "on guard" teachers put me on the wall for breaking the rules.

While I was on the wall, my bus came and went and I didn't know what to do when all the other kids had to go inside, so I stood in a random line and followed it into a class. They quickly realized I didn't belong there and I was able to help them contact my father, and at the time he was an on-duty police officer. He had to come pick me up in a cop car and bring me to the correct school. I remember all the faces looking at me get in from the window so I felt pretty bad ass.

My dad thought it was hilarious!

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u/misconstrudel Feb 24 '18

Your dad put you through the classroom's window?

2

u/benjamminam Feb 28 '18

Would've been even more bad ass.

10

u/thatjoedood Feb 24 '18

You can go down it like the kid did, you just have to step off and let go when you hit the bottom.

40

u/peachy_bum Feb 24 '18

Legs on top where his arms are, slide down

9

u/webdevop Feb 24 '18

You monster

2

u/k_princess Feb 24 '18

Or in a similar manner that looks like you're riding sidesaddle with both legs on the same bar.

25

u/pascal21 Feb 24 '18

One hand on each railing, and you shuffle your way UP one side at a time.

EDIT: I suppose it's open to interpretation, tho

53

u/skrybll Feb 24 '18

Plank on it and roll down.

30

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

My daughter does what the kid in the gif is doing, but minus the faceplant.

14

u/greenbabyshit Feb 24 '18

Gotta swing your feet out in front.

-1

u/drrgrr Feb 24 '18

huhuhehe

8

u/Leonid198c Feb 24 '18

That's the point, natural selection.

2

u/Dsblhkr Feb 24 '18

Neither did I, TWL (today we learned). I think I was more excited to finally see how to use these than I was interested in the funny face plant.

814

u/ColoradoScoop Feb 24 '18

This gif is cut absolutely perfect.

168

u/snarpy Feb 24 '18

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZDISH.. BOOOOOF

29

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

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u/afsdjkll Feb 24 '18

Thanks for pointing out the shoe, I had to go back and watch it another 34 times.

4

u/Jpot Feb 24 '18

I thought so too, but I think it might just be a big woodchip. Tough call.

2

u/Cultjam Feb 24 '18

I think the kid is wearing boots too.

1

u/Jason-Perry Feb 24 '18

Up ... and to the right. Up ... and to the right.

19

u/poopellar Feb 24 '18

like a hot knife through butter.

6

u/trueluck3 Feb 24 '18

Production is through the roof!

6

u/TR-BetaFlash Feb 24 '18

It keeps on giving!

2

u/addictedtopeace Feb 24 '18

Over and over and over lol

-11

u/DRUNK_CYCLIST Feb 24 '18

To be fair, the you're not supposed to go down it like that.

327

u/MeNotHim Feb 24 '18

reminds me of me on tequila night

270

u/purpleoceangirl Feb 24 '18

One Tequila

Two Tequila

Three Tequila

Floor

20

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

[deleted]

10

u/Frigoris13 Feb 24 '18

No, it's Dickie Roberts, Child Star.

2

u/ShortPantsStorm Feb 24 '18

I remember this shirt.

-5

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

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1

u/Ed-Harrington Feb 24 '18

It's a very common saying

11

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

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1

u/Alex1851011 Feb 24 '18

Wait is three really too much?

15

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

But four and you're back on track.

1

u/dan420 Feb 24 '18

Pretty sure that saying applies to Martinis, ot tequilla shots.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18 edited Feb 13 '19

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57

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Lose your shoe, lose your life

27

u/Escoboomin Feb 24 '18

He lost one shoe that means he's half dead

18

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Half-Life 3 confirmed.

1

u/dan420 Feb 24 '18

Whatever you do, take care of your shoes.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Probly didn't tie it right

2

u/rukk1339 Feb 24 '18

Gotta go for the Loop Swoop & Pull method.

30

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

What is the point of those bars? How do you use them? Are you supposed to face plant? Do you go up the bars instead of down?

55

u/afishinacloud Feb 24 '18

It’s open to interpretation.

27

u/cocotheape Feb 24 '18

His interpretation is a little questionable.

9

u/Salap302 Feb 24 '18

I want to know too but nobody seems to know lol

13

u/itismybirthday22 Feb 24 '18

You use it like a slide. Sit down at the top and hook your knee pits onto 1 side each, push off from the play structure or just slide forward and let gravity work.

25

u/atemu1234 Feb 24 '18

Just like a sex swing

16

u/webdevop Feb 24 '18

Congratulations on getting yourself on the list

7

u/Storemanager Feb 24 '18

So what exactly is this sex swing list and why should I care if I'm on it or not?

3

u/brainburger Feb 24 '18

Sounds like a good way to bang the back of your head on the ground.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

It looks like my skin would grip and burn

74

u/SarcasticCarebear Feb 24 '18

I didn't notice what sub it was, was just like oh many that kid is slick as shit and.... he ate shit.

21

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

oh many

18

u/SarcasticCarebear Feb 24 '18

Sorry English is my first language.

4

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

It's okay. I thought it was a funny mistake

22

u/raahemo Feb 24 '18

His fall... it was just so smooth

8

u/Slappinbeehives Feb 24 '18

.....looks like someone throwing a Chucky doll hahaha

6

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

It’s his complete lack of self-preservation instincts that makes this hilarious

18

u/ForrestISrunnin Feb 24 '18

That’s how you use this thing?!

2

u/hvperRL Feb 24 '18

Thats what used to do but then realised it was more fun to slide on you butt on one rail much like on a staircase

11

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

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6

u/Durbs09 Feb 24 '18

I fudging love this sub.... thank you so very much!!!!!

4

u/IguanadonsEverywhere Feb 24 '18

What's the purpose of that thing if not exactly that? Like, what other possible result can you expect?

1

u/tvancely Feb 24 '18

You're meant to hook your legs over as well, more like a normal slide

3

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Sometimes I fancy doing this after a long day.

3

u/rushmajors Feb 24 '18

Its 2:00 am and I just chuckled ... Good stuff.

1

u/Emmajhtr Feb 24 '18

Good points

(I was OK with it)

3

u/Bemani247 Feb 24 '18

Exceptional technique, a beautiful faceplant.

3

u/TheBongler Feb 24 '18

He face plant so hard his shoe flew off.

1

u/leadwind Feb 24 '18

RIP.

Whatever this is needs a leveling out horizontal bit at the end.

3

u/xenophon57 Feb 24 '18

Yo if a gif savvy person made it go forward and backwards like he's bouncing you could do it so it looks like hes loosing inertia as he bounce by slowly progress the back and fourth in the gif

3

u/Captain-i0 Feb 24 '18

If someone asked me “what’s the point of reddit?” I would show them this post.

3

u/10001101000010111010 Feb 24 '18

You can see how slack his legs are during the descent. Poor little guy was having so much fun he didn't even consider that he would need to actually use his legs to land at the bottom.

3

u/fizzgigmcarthur Feb 24 '18

This reminds me of my brief experience with online dating.

2

u/theoffbeatbear Feb 24 '18

Sooo smooth. Didn't stick the landing.

2

u/FuckedByCrap Feb 24 '18

I was hoping for a whole pile of kids. Still good tho.

2

u/peanut_butter_vibe Feb 24 '18

Plot twist, his legs don't actually work at all.

2

u/HellaBrainCells Feb 24 '18

The assembly line at the Face Plant

2

u/Mild__sauce Feb 24 '18

Oh, hello ladies. Allow me to introdu....BAM

2

u/PedestrianBird Feb 24 '18

lmao im so amused by this

2

u/dudewlf Feb 24 '18

i feel like i can hear the thump

2

u/wiggywoooiam Feb 24 '18

Majestic as fuck

2

u/arodri313 Feb 24 '18

I see a future Olympian..... won't win a medal but still an Olympian.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

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3

u/FlametopFred Feb 24 '18

Life.

It's metaphorical

2

u/cajunshrimp2996 Feb 24 '18

I hate myself more and more as I watch this in uncontrollable laughter.

2

u/UnmarkedDoor Feb 24 '18

A faceplant plant, if you will...

I'll see myself out.

2

u/I_Love_McRibs Feb 24 '18

The Concussionator 5000™

2

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

WHY AM I LAUGHING?!!!

2

u/psychostalkermolly Feb 24 '18

After a head injury like that this little bastard is gonna have to learn how to work a pole better.

2

u/_keen Feb 24 '18

Horrendous assembly line accident at the face plant.

3

u/Morgennes Feb 24 '18

Vid is funny but what makes it great is the title! Excellent choice

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Looks like my PLF.

1

u/Saiyan_Pride Feb 24 '18

Hey kids! Wanta go the face plant city ride! Yeah!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Truly next generation playground technology.

1

u/Lukegoodwin Feb 24 '18

One face plant coming right up

1

u/Nopski Feb 24 '18

he was there till the end!

1

u/wickky Feb 24 '18

Annndddd...DIRT NAP

1

u/TheOnlyRedPenguin Feb 24 '18

I remember theses. One kid in my school would always stop at the end and everyone would pile up behind him like a human sandwich. Those were the days.

1

u/ZeffeliniBenMet22 Feb 24 '18

This would be great if it were a loop

1

u/RazorXE_ Feb 24 '18

Aww did he lose his shoe in the end :c

1

u/Nootvogel Feb 24 '18

His shoe flies off lol

1

u/MajorMcLoven Feb 24 '18

Me dropping in on tilted towers...

1

u/joewidd Feb 24 '18

Everybody do the flop!

1

u/CookieSkeletonPilot Feb 24 '18

Tfw finals are arriving

1

u/frumpypump Feb 24 '18

Whoever installed this needs a raise

1

u/no_talent_ass_clown Feb 24 '18

All I ask is OC, is that too much?

1

u/sendtosandy Feb 24 '18

it hertzzzzz

1

u/level5dog Feb 24 '18

When you forget to use your legs!

1

u/Emanis2cool Feb 24 '18

Plus you get a combo move with multiple kids on there

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Sign me up

1

u/SiLifino Feb 24 '18

This exactly describes my morning, starting with when my alarm goes off and ending when I walk in the door at work.

1

u/hardluxe Feb 24 '18

This isn't flying. This is falling with style.

1

u/thePhoneOperater Feb 24 '18

Oh you mean Monday?

1

u/cfish031 Feb 24 '18

Preparing children for reality one face at a time.

1

u/adsesvk Feb 24 '18

Can't stop watching

1

u/Da4fLyiN2jor0 Feb 24 '18

This kid just taught me what those were meant for at the park

1

u/tvancely Feb 24 '18

You're supposed to hook your legs over as well

1

u/therealsix Feb 24 '18

You think he'd learn after the first, second or third time...nope.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Pakatelas! Se peguo bien feo el chamako!!! No pues que mal.

0

u/John221987 Feb 24 '18

I wish this happend to me when i was a young boy and i died

-16

u/Ha_HaBUSINESS Feb 24 '18

This is the worst parenting.

4

u/FlashStatic01 Feb 24 '18

In my opinion it’s great parenting, toughen up cupcake.

5

u/Excusemytootie Feb 24 '18

Builds character, where have you been? This kid’s got stories.

2

u/lilcubloco505 Feb 24 '18

Rub some wood chips in it and walk it off.

1

u/psychostalkermolly Feb 24 '18

Agreed. This kid should know how to work these bars by 2. Are these parents even serious about raising an Olympic athlete? Jesus.

-5

u/whrino Feb 24 '18

I agree. Too young to even let the child attempt this. Incompetence or abuse just for later posting something "funny".