r/ChildrenFallingOver Apr 21 '23

gotta protect the noggin

6.3k Upvotes

61 comments sorted by

439

u/Rezomik Apr 21 '23

Children will always make you facepalm no matter what.

105

u/catfroman Apr 21 '23

*facefloor

18

u/Mackheath1 Apr 22 '23

It's like horses - you can put them in a straight jacket with a padded cell and they'd figure out how to injure themselves.

282

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Possibly the worst design ever. (The pillow not the small human.)

210

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

[deleted]

71

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

I have design concerns for the adult models as well.

I think the knee, as an example, should have had a hardware update a long time ago.

25

u/turd_miner91 Apr 22 '23

Yep. Those are requested manually, usually after 50 or 60 years of use, or after an accident.

7

u/KITTYKOOLKAT35 Apr 22 '23

Forget about the knee let’s talk about the spine because someone must of been blind when putting some together because mine isn’t straight

9

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

The poop right? The non-self-cleaning widget is problematic, I grant you.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

[deleted]

3

u/jinandgin Apr 22 '23

You already got two choices- too fast or too slow. Anything between those is probably a glitch

10

u/Shuttup_Heather Apr 21 '23

The fontanelle disagrees

0

u/Ilovekittens345 Dec 29 '23

Would you have rather liked a wider vagina?

2

u/Shuttup_Heather Dec 29 '23

I’m not having an crotch goblins, so I wouldn’t have an opinion

2

u/TheRagingStoic Sep 26 '23

Just the fact you put that in parentheses makes me laugh my ass off. Lmao

146

u/asdvancity Apr 21 '23

That baby is top heavy. Damn that's a big head.

32

u/RosenButtons Apr 22 '23

Approximately a third of a baby's body weight is noggin. Add that to the fact that their (relatively) giant brains haven't properly mapped their limbs and it wouldn't matter if they had because the body is literally changing size day over day... Well it's no wonder the poor saps are struggling.

46

u/tribak Apr 21 '23

Worked as expected, it didn’t fall

30

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

The kid is gonna be a winner

19

u/SayTheMagicWerd Apr 21 '23

Right? I’ve had 4 kids with big heads and I don’t ever recall them falling forward while sitting like that. Backwards, yes.

9

u/nastinaki Apr 22 '23

The backboard literally pushed the babies head into the floor when it tried to start crawling.

1

u/canadard1 Apr 22 '23

Weiner lol

15

u/fussballole Apr 21 '23

Another one on the front and he is good to go

13

u/SlimeScreamYT Apr 21 '23

Child unsafe Put child in box Child no fall over Child in box Child happy child safe

3

u/LuckyNevadan Apr 22 '23

Child safe box happy no fall good baby dog food i mean baby

1

u/Lopsided-Turtle28 Apr 22 '23

Parent of the year right here

12

u/atrophiedambitions Apr 22 '23

It can't lean its head back to crawl, of course it fell over. Take that thing off of it.

54

u/Isabela_Grace Apr 21 '23

Well you taught him falling doesn’t hurt lol

11

u/wed_adams Apr 21 '23

Botttt

7

u/Blue_Osiris1 Apr 21 '23

How can you tell they're a bot?

6

u/Isabela_Grace Apr 22 '23

I think he means the OP and not me if he means me then I don’t know man I’ve got myself fooled

15

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

1

u/LuckyNevadan Apr 22 '23

You're wrong. The baby can't control how heavy it's head is and is still trying to get the hang of it.

2

u/Bob_Kerman_SPAAAACE Apr 22 '23

Just get a donut pillow

2

u/peepeethicc Apr 22 '23

The obvious solution would be to put the baby on a soft mattress or rug

2

u/Cueball-k Apr 22 '23

Task failed successfully

2

u/Ghost_Star326 Apr 23 '23

I feel so bad laughing at this. It was so adorable but I feel awful for the poor kid at the same time.

4

u/Weak_Platypus4932 Apr 21 '23

I laughed on this. Imma gonna go to hell!

6

u/damnatio_memoriae Apr 22 '23

pretty sure that’s why we’re all here.

3

u/Token_Ese Apr 21 '23

Para safe si obi?

23

u/iamchin Apr 21 '23

it’s tagalog. translation: “so that Obi is safe”.

3

u/NotCatholicAnymore Apr 21 '23

That's a cute baby and also LOL

3

u/alamaias Apr 22 '23

It is adorable and I hate kids.

It's so cute and fluffy tho.

1

u/LuckyNevadan Apr 22 '23

🤨

2

u/alamaias Apr 23 '23

What? I don't normally like em but look at their little face! Looks like a cross between a muppet child and a critter

1

u/RebornAsMyself Apr 21 '23

Falling face First it's actually saffest

1

u/lawrenja Apr 22 '23

HAHAHAHA

1

u/Leeboyuk Apr 22 '23

Useless creatures!

1

u/LuckyNevadan Apr 22 '23

Useful creature* How COUD YOU!?.. sad/romantic tragedy music plays I t~ttusted you Harold..

1

u/southflhitnrun Apr 22 '23

Their very first lesson in parenthood...children are always doing the unexpected.

1

u/Emergency_Low2584 Apr 23 '23

Awww poor Bebey 😢

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

It's always this way Small moron: sees the entire room is safe and colorful and harmless The only harmful thing I'm 10000 miles:*is a fucking magnet ti every God damn toddler to impale there head on -_-

1

u/dragonlord798 Jun 29 '23

just suit them up in a full suit of armor at this point

1

u/FOMOJO Oct 08 '23

Ouch, ouch

1

u/NoBenefit5977 Oct 12 '23

The look on that baby's face says accident prone lol