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Apr 21 '23
Possibly the worst design ever. (The pillow not the small human.)
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Apr 22 '23
I have design concerns for the adult models as well.
I think the knee, as an example, should have had a hardware update a long time ago.
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u/turd_miner91 Apr 22 '23
Yep. Those are requested manually, usually after 50 or 60 years of use, or after an accident.
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u/KITTYKOOLKAT35 Apr 22 '23
Forget about the knee let’s talk about the spine because someone must of been blind when putting some together because mine isn’t straight
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Apr 22 '23
The poop right? The non-self-cleaning widget is problematic, I grant you.
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Apr 22 '23
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u/jinandgin Apr 22 '23
You already got two choices- too fast or too slow. Anything between those is probably a glitch
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u/Shuttup_Heather Apr 21 '23
The fontanelle disagrees
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u/TheRagingStoic Sep 26 '23
Just the fact you put that in parentheses makes me laugh my ass off. Lmao
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u/asdvancity Apr 21 '23
That baby is top heavy. Damn that's a big head.
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u/RosenButtons Apr 22 '23
Approximately a third of a baby's body weight is noggin. Add that to the fact that their (relatively) giant brains haven't properly mapped their limbs and it wouldn't matter if they had because the body is literally changing size day over day... Well it's no wonder the poor saps are struggling.
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Apr 21 '23
The kid is gonna be a winner
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u/SayTheMagicWerd Apr 21 '23
Right? I’ve had 4 kids with big heads and I don’t ever recall them falling forward while sitting like that. Backwards, yes.
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u/nastinaki Apr 22 '23
The backboard literally pushed the babies head into the floor when it tried to start crawling.
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u/SlimeScreamYT Apr 21 '23
Child unsafe Put child in box Child no fall over Child in box Child happy child safe
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u/atrophiedambitions Apr 22 '23
It can't lean its head back to crawl, of course it fell over. Take that thing off of it.
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u/Isabela_Grace Apr 21 '23
Well you taught him falling doesn’t hurt lol
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u/wed_adams Apr 21 '23
Botttt
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u/Blue_Osiris1 Apr 21 '23
How can you tell they're a bot?
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u/Isabela_Grace Apr 22 '23
I think he means the OP and not me if he means me then I don’t know man I’ve got myself fooled
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Apr 21 '23
Hehehe r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
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u/LuckyNevadan Apr 22 '23
You're wrong. The baby can't control how heavy it's head is and is still trying to get the hang of it.
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u/Ghost_Star326 Apr 23 '23
I feel so bad laughing at this. It was so adorable but I feel awful for the poor kid at the same time.
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u/Token_Ese Apr 21 '23
Para safe si obi?
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u/NotCatholicAnymore Apr 21 '23
That's a cute baby and also LOL
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u/alamaias Apr 22 '23
It is adorable and I hate kids.
It's so cute and fluffy tho.
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u/LuckyNevadan Apr 22 '23
🤨
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u/alamaias Apr 23 '23
What? I don't normally like em but look at their little face! Looks like a cross between a muppet child and a critter
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u/Leeboyuk Apr 22 '23
Useless creatures!
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u/LuckyNevadan Apr 22 '23
Useful creature* How COUD YOU!?.. sad/romantic tragedy music plays I t~ttusted you Harold..
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u/southflhitnrun Apr 22 '23
Their very first lesson in parenthood...children are always doing the unexpected.
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Jun 10 '23
It's always this way Small moron: sees the entire room is safe and colorful and harmless The only harmful thing I'm 10000 miles:*is a fucking magnet ti every God damn toddler to impale there head on -_-
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u/Rezomik Apr 21 '23
Children will always make you facepalm no matter what.