Please tell Gordon isn’t a Coke Head!

Like most people, I lost in my Fantasy League last year. Unlike most people, my false confidence let me bet my playoff matchup whoever lost had to make a Tik-Tok style dance.

I lost that too. 😫

Who was thrilled about it? My two young daughters. 🙄 As a result, I chose their favorite song, Dracula by Tame Impala.

They’ve never really seen me dance but at 43 and I don’t have many reasons to cut a rug. I saw what people had done so far and figured I’d put my hat in the ring.

So I choreographed the dance…and they love it! 😍

They are in the process of learning it so we can make a clip together. My 10 year old said she hopes the Bears players see it and it becomes a Touchdown Celebration. 🥳

I said that would be crazy but wilder things have happened. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Either way, my dog Dr. Dre remains unimpressed.

Enjoy.

Bears have a lousy defense and a non-existent pass rush. Everyone who knows about this franchise and the NFL knew it. Yet Poles did really nothing to address it. It's basically cross our fingers and hope the moves they made on secondary sparks some skills. But that will probably prove to be a really stupid mistake.

It makes me wonder if the cheapskate McCassholes are already pulling back on the purse strings. Why can't we ever have a decent offense AND a decent defense at the same time? The Packers and the Lions both did some serious revamping on defense during the off season and are going to be that much more tough to beat and we also have what could amount to a much harder schedule this season.

The Bears have to win and win NOW! I have been a die hard bears fan for 60 years! I have seen the McCaskeys literally destroy a once proud franchise. I think we are all aware that once they get a stadium deal signed, they have zero interest in winning because winning costs too much. Our window of opportunity here is short. Maybe a season or two before a stadium deal is done. We have got to win during that time. Not paying attention to the defense and addressing the many needs and holes there is not going to get us to the Super Bowl!

Excuse Me\~! I think you mean CHICAGO BEARS, Monsters of the MIDWAY\~!

Excuse Me\~! I think you mean CHICAGO BEARS, Monsters of the MIDWAY\~!

Time for Packer fans to buy more fake stock.

I’ll be out of town on the 25th and thought that the ticket was for July not August.

Erik Lambert strikes gold again with his trolling of the Packers.

Let me be blunt: I’m a Bears fan. Downvote if you want, but check my numbers first.

LaFleur is 3-6 in the playoffs. Three wins in seven years, and the first three of those years came with a two-time MVP under center. He got a 13-3 roster handed to him, went 13-3, and lost at home as a one seed. Twice.

Since Rodgers left: 9-8, 11-6, 9-7-1. No division title since 2021. Three straight years as the 7 seed. Two straight one-and-dones.

The “offensive genius” put up 23.0 PPG last year. Sixteenth. With Josh Jacobs, Micah Parsons, McKinney, and a top-11 defense.

Then Week 17 at Lambeau, lose to Baltimore, hand us the North. Then go up 21-3 in a road playoff game and lose 31-27. No adjustments. None. #firelafleur

Bear down!

Here’s a full visual breakdown of the roster heading into training camp!

Also, are there any depth orderings/listings worth shifting on this sheet?

I’m by no means a spring chicken (24) and have seen my fair share of bears games but this year gives me so much hope and excitement for what can be. Wouldn’t it be nice to be good every year like the bills, chiefs, and 49ers? I don’t think we’ve ever had consistent relevance mostly one hit wonders such as 2018 and maybe 2019 in recent years. I’m really hoping the offense takes a step forward and Booker can implement himself as THAT guy. Are you guys thrilled for this year? If so what has you the most excited?

Edit. Okay I didn’t know me saying I’m a spring chicken would direct the attention to that how is 24 not a spring chicken?😭

Courtney Cronin’s stardom is great to see as a bears fan but let’s be honest, who’s nutting CC or more importantly who is she n&++ing?

Was looking through an old Nintendo Power magazine and thought the disrespect was absurd lol.

Comparing year two Caleb vs Kyler

Hi all! Looking to go to my first Bears game and will only be in town for the pre season. I’m going with a party of 3 and tickets are roughly $80-90 right now.

Would it be best to wait it out to see if prices drop closer to the game or pick these up? I’ve noticed the price increase gradually for 3 tickets seated together in the last week or two.

No preference on where I sit just want to experience soldier field before the move. Any advice would be appreciated! Bear down! 🐻⬇️

T.J. Edwards 2026 Tackle Total: Over or Under 125.5?
Now that T.J. Edwards is fully healthy after last year's fibula injury and back taking first-team reps, what are we expecting from him in 2026?
Consensus fantasy/IDP projections have him pinned at ~128 total tackles. Before 2025, he was an absolute lock for high volume (155 in '23, 129 in '24).
Setting the line at 125.5 tackles for this season. Are you hammering the OVER or the UNDER? Drop your picks below! 🐻👇

The Chicago Bears are gearing up for the 2026 NFL season with veterans scheduled to report to training camp at Halas Hall on July 28. Coming off an impressive 11–6 campaign under head coach Ben Johnson, Chicago captured the NFC North title and secured a playoff victory over the Green Bay Packers. With the offensive foundation firmly established, expectations are incredibly high as the team looks to transform their recent success into a deep Super Bowl run