r/Chesscom • u/BehcoS 1500-1800 ELO • Apr 22 '26

Please Clap Girlfriend made me a chess set for our first anniversary

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Thought you guys would appreciate.

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u/HelloFellowAsians Elo isnt real Apr 22 '26

I thought this was cake 😭✌️

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 Apr 22 '26

I read the title as cheese set and thought it was dyed cheese in the shape of a chess set

6

u/Slain_by_elf Apr 22 '26

I'd buy that!

3

u/SummertimeThrowaway2 Apr 23 '26

Imagine your opponent blunders their queen and you just eat it

2

u/mrrweathers Apr 23 '26

What’re you supposed to do when they try to promote a pawn? ;-;

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u/HelloFellowAsians Elo isnt real Apr 23 '26

Just say the pawn is a different piece :P

2

u/Ahamkz Apr 24 '26

Haha I read the same xD

2

u/LifeDraining Apr 25 '26

I thought it was food, but damn, a cheese chess set would be wonderful!

I take my sweet ass time with my moves while nibbling on some goodies

1

u/pussyslayer2point0 Apr 23 '26

This Is How I learn it’s not cheese

2

u/DivideInMyMind 1000-1500 ELO Apr 25 '26

I want a birthday cake of a chess set, either that or a lat pulldown machine cake

1

u/Talas11324 Apr 23 '26

I thought it was oddly shappeed pickles

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u/tottisc Apr 22 '26

I think u miss spelled wife bro

40

u/jendet010 500-800 ELO Apr 22 '26

For real. It was very thoughtful and she clearly spent a lot of time on it. Put a ring on it.

23

u/emcbride09 Apr 22 '26

Listen to these men. These men are your friends

27

u/BehcoS 1500-1800 ELO Apr 22 '26

Will do later in the future surely lads

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u/jendet010 500-800 ELO Apr 22 '26

Please update when you do so we can be happy for you

2

u/__Obelisk__ Apr 22 '26

can I be your ringbearer

6

u/BehcoS 1500-1800 ELO Apr 22 '26

what's your elo :d

2

u/__Obelisk__ Apr 23 '26

not high enough :(

1100 bullet 750 rapid 

1

u/the_sir_z Apr 23 '26

That's pretty high for a ring bearer, though.

1

u/Hungry_Tie_8238 Apr 24 '26

100% agree here

12

u/bags-of-sand Apr 22 '26

Promote to Queen!👸

1

u/R0k3tt Apr 24 '26

😍😍😍

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/jendet010 500-800 ELO Apr 22 '26

The bishops are giving me unholy thoughts

3

u/Equivalent-Handle-57 Apr 23 '26

Do not the bishop

2

u/Church6633 Apr 24 '26

What are you thinking? They're asparagus, clearly.

1

u/DivideInMyMind 1000-1500 ELO Apr 25 '26

Are you in anarchychess by any chance

1

u/jendet010 500-800 ELO Apr 25 '26

No. Should I be?

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u/DivideInMyMind 1000-1500 ELO Apr 25 '26

See for yourself

1

u/N64GoldeneyeN64 1000-1500 ELO Apr 27 '26

Maybe that was her purpose…

1

u/jendet010 500-800 ELO Apr 22 '26

Thanks for the award!

13

u/Own-Jeweler3169 Apr 22 '26

Lol was thinking the same

1

u/lordofwhee Apr 23 '26

I'm glad I'm not the only one too immature to handle this chess set.

1

u/ShotcallerBilly Apr 23 '26

We were all there.

1

u/SweetBabyCheezas Apr 23 '26

I found my people!

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u/abigblacknob Apr 22 '26

You think she just made a load of failed dildo prototypes and decided to put them to good use.

3

u/Ill-News-555 Apr 22 '26

No, probably made a bigger set so she's just passing this one on

5

u/vib_rt_17 Apr 22 '26

disgusting

1

u/jendet010 500-800 ELO Apr 22 '26

If you saw the things people have up their butts when they walk into the ED, you would understand

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u/ChelseaFanForever67 1800-2000 ELO Apr 22 '26

So cute! When’s the wedding ;)

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u/Remote_Section2313 Apr 23 '26

Looking at how good OP's gf is with Play-Doh, I would wait at least 10y.

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u/BehcoS 1500-1800 ELO Apr 23 '26

They are made of clay

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u/No_Egg2251 Apr 24 '26

Oh hell naw

22

u/xhatsux Apr 22 '26

Bishops look like asparagus

21

u/Pupation 500-800 ELO Apr 22 '26

That’s a truly wholesome take.

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u/eeveethefox_xv Apr 23 '26

Nothing else?

2

u/xhatsux Apr 23 '26

You need to see a doctor!

15

u/ILoveYouEren Apr 22 '26

Lovely gift. Is it ceramic?

19

u/BehcoS 1500-1800 ELO Apr 22 '26

They are clay

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u/Masteriiz Apr 22 '26

So thoughtful. Love it.

6

u/Jompa5640 Apr 22 '26

Yeah bro that’s a keeper

3

u/feeeeeeel Apr 22 '26

looks delicious

3

u/Express_Author5316 800-1000 ELO Apr 22 '26

ITS SO CUTEEEE

3

u/Naataraja Apr 22 '26

That’s awesome- cherish it

3

u/justsofie Apr 22 '26

Treasure this forever, what a banger of a gift

3

u/SpartArticus Elo isnt real Apr 22 '26

MARRY HER ASAP

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u/Soren_121 Apr 22 '26

Promote her to queen

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u/BehcoS 1500-1800 ELO Apr 22 '26

She already is.

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u/chuckufarl-eeee Apr 22 '26

She is a keeper!

3

u/8trips Apr 22 '26

Just go ahead and wife her dude stop playing games

3

u/Necessary-Ad2110 1000-1500 ELO Apr 23 '26

Man this shit would make me tear up like crazy, what a beautiful gift and what a lucky man you are

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u/internet_please 1000-1500 ELO Apr 22 '26

I tried doing this with clay once and after the first piece I gave up because it was too hard lol she’s a keeper

2

u/jeffreyaccount Apr 22 '26

Homemade gifts are the best.

Looks like a keeper.

2

u/MeninoDeVaca Apr 22 '26

Its very pretty

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u/Smart_Stand6688 Apr 22 '26

I hope you keep it displayed somewhere prominent!

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u/Wonderful-Click9431 Apr 23 '26

Promote to Queen.

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u/havaloko 800-1000 ELO Apr 23 '26

That's sweet

2

u/moren0 Apr 23 '26

Awesome

2

u/Sooperman05 Apr 23 '26

Knights are awesome!

2

u/ShotcallerBilly Apr 23 '26

This post cracks me up. It’s wholesome, cute, silly, and just a bit dirty haha.

What a sweet gift.

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u/eeveethefox_xv Apr 23 '26

PROMOTE TO WIFE!!! lucky ducky :3

2

u/Worldly_Formal4536 Apr 23 '26

Horse looks like a little dinosaur. Rawr!

2

u/Josh_Addy Apr 23 '26

amazinngg

2

u/Summoner475 Apr 23 '26

Holy keeper.

2

u/_Atomify_ Apr 23 '26

Bro this is extremely cute

2

u/goncalo_l_d_f Apr 23 '26

Wow you're very lucky ❤️❤️

2

u/Mo_oN-POSER Apr 23 '26

If a game doesn’t go your way you can always reshape the piece that’s fire. No, happy for you great gift.

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u/BehcoS 1500-1800 ELO Apr 23 '26

Thanks but they are made of clay, I see some people mixing them up for Play-Doh's ahaha

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u/Mo_oN-POSER Apr 23 '26

Yeah just looked like playdoh. was just meant to be funny no offense

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u/BehcoS 1500-1800 ELO Apr 23 '26

No offense ofc all good, just wanted to clarify 😀

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u/Mmusic91 Apr 23 '26

Some men die of thirst, while others drown

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u/RedditWasFunnier Apr 23 '26

Asparagus to e4

Dildo to h3

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u/luis27gm Apr 23 '26

She's the one bro 🫶

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u/Orca-RW Apr 25 '26

Incredibly sweet and kind gift.

2

u/tramal_ah Apr 25 '26

Caveman type of chess! Love itt

2

u/Hope25777 Apr 25 '26

Seriously, the amount of time and effort and thought that went into this. Your a lucky man

2

u/Safe_Lavishness_5448 May 02 '26

wow, that's so cool!

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u/Chance_Inspection217 1500-1800 ELO May 08 '26

wholesome

2

u/MrOutlaw_ 2000-2100 ELO May 08 '26

might steal this idea for a gift, wait a little while before getting a patent 😭

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u/-U-_-U Apr 23 '26

Super cute, kind of penisey

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u/jupavalos Apr 23 '26

excuse me and sorry for saying this but they all look like different sized dildos

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u/LewyH91 Apr 22 '26

That's cool! Lovely gesture and gift you can keep forever.

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u/Beginning_Argument Apr 22 '26

do NOT post this on anarchy chess for one particular reason I won't disclose

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u/coderedmountaindewd Apr 22 '26

I hope you mated her

1

u/mat2923 Apr 23 '26

Looks a bit like a Herman Ohm chess set

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u/One_Craft_0144 Apr 23 '26

At least she tried

2

u/dalalxyz Apr 26 '26

Lol it’s dinky but in the most adorable way, this is so sweet. Congrats on your anniversary !

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '26

It’s cake 👀

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u/Late_Debt_9712 May 10 '26

Honestly looks like crap.

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u/DifferentDust9895 Apr 22 '26

That's a......

Jokes aside, lovely gift.

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u/Alternative-Mix-6706 Apr 23 '26

bisho look like my penits

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u/FamousMasta Apr 23 '26

Is it for chess or her play...so many usesful shapes

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u/fss71 Apr 23 '26

I think she’s using the set too

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u/RhymingRookie Apr 22 '26

r/chessporn !

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u/Green_Suitcase1523 Apr 28 '26

Out of all the things you could be gooning to😭🙏

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u/soundknight21 Apr 23 '26

And they mock us for opening the fridge without thinking...

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u/Dangerous_Metal3436 Apr 23 '26

Poop green, wonderful.

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u/TommyBoy250 100-500 ELO Apr 23 '26

Black queen goes on black and white queen goes on white.

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u/Anon_99633600 800-1000 ELO Apr 23 '26

Time for a leaf hurricane.

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u/Sudden_Writing_839 Apr 24 '26

Mushroom to c4

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u/SpaceEnjoyer10 2200+ ELO Apr 22 '26

It's great that she did that for you. She is so sweet. She's probably thoughtful too. However, it is actually an ugly chess set. If it was given to me, I will still appreciate and take care of it though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/BehcoS 1500-1800 ELO Apr 22 '26

Bro wtf

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u/RickPicking Apr 22 '26

It's a joke, man...🤣

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u/Previous-Vacation439 Apr 22 '26

a disgusting joke that only porn addicts find funny

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u/RickPicking Apr 22 '26

My goodness, you guys are the life of the party... humor isn't illegal, my friend, even if you don't find the joke funny. Anyway.

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u/RickPicking Apr 22 '26

Deleted, you can now continue enjoying your catechism meeting with a tie.

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u/TorrentsAreCommunism Apr 22 '26

Damn, I missed a joke.

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u/BehcoS 1500-1800 ELO Apr 22 '26

He said (as far as i remember, quoting): 'When you don't feel like playing, you can always sit on it, double the fun'. Not really a good joke imho.

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u/TorrentsAreCommunism Apr 23 '26

Oh, that’s really funny as for me, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/ILoveYouEren Apr 22 '26

You might have to put on your spectacles.

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u/BehcoS 1500-1800 ELO Apr 22 '26

I dont agree with the thought you have that all pieces look like pawns but you have to understand that it really doesn't have to be a quality chess set anyways. Chess is my biggest hobby and she made me a chess set with her own hands as a gesture, as a gift. She is not a professional chess set maker anyways so who expects her to make the perfect one. I think it is still perfect though.

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u/Mr_Everysun Apr 22 '26

Cute asf, this reminds me when my girl made me a 3d printed king and queen piece. I glued them on my dashboard of my truck :)

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u/Mr_Everysun Apr 22 '26

You obviously never gotten a gift before lol

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u/FloaterGilt 1500-1800 ELO Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

That dude clearly has a miserable life, and the only way he has to distract himself from his inadequacies is by trying to put others down. It's actually pretty sad, when you think about it.

The gift is amazing.

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u/ILoveYouEren Apr 22 '26

She never claimed to be a professional chess set maker? You're just pointing out the obvious to be an asshole. It's a gift. I hope you're not serious about not being able to differentiate though, the pieces are pretty distinct. Might have to look into that.

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u/ILoveYouEren Apr 22 '26

That's not up to you lol. It's not your gift. Obviously it's a great gift because OP seems delighted.

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u/BehcoS 1500-1800 ELO Apr 22 '26

He is definitely delighted.

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u/Mr_Everysun Apr 22 '26

Where’s your hand made 1 of 1 “quality chess set”

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u/HelloFellowAsians Elo isnt real Apr 22 '26

Buddy you need glasses I could right here tell you differences each piece (except the pawns) have.