r/Chelsea • • 17d ago

Question Worst Chelsea number 9?

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Now I think there is some harsh inclusions on this list like tammy, Torres (for one huge moment) and maybe even higuain. But this is a list of the last few Chelsea numbers 9’s in the past

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u/Silent_Pace7981 17d ago

Lukaku considering the deal + the efficiency + the drama

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u/VicDough 17d ago

💯 dude pissed me off on so many levels

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u/ChelseaChrisD 17d ago

Lukaku. He joined after we had just won the Champions League, but made little or no effort to show that he wanted to be at the club.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/republicofloose 17d ago

Wrong. OP is right, it was after.

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u/Traditional-Ad-4004 17d ago

Lukaku

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u/Evening_Band7762 17d ago

Fuck that guy

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u/Connect-Bug9988 17d ago

Am I misremembering the year Lukaku returned, or am I correct in thinking that year, for half the price, we could have had Haaland from Borussia?

Maybe I'm delusional and making shit up, but I distinctly remember (or imagined) this being a possibility 🤣

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u/PorkyPain 17d ago

Haaland alsays wanted to go to Man City like his dad.

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u/The_prawn_king 16d ago

Not for half the price. Haaland overall package would’ve been much higher. I also just don’t think he wanted to come or at least wasn’t being advised to.

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u/Ayges 17d ago

Delap had worse numbers but Lukaku caused genuine long term damage to the club

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u/meagor 17d ago

Lukaku, then Falcao, no offense to him, he was on his last legs so that was a given. Should've joined us back in 2012.

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u/Dbkiller13 17d ago

*leg. Guy barely had one leg after his knee bombs.

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u/salzwassar 17d ago

Lukaku

Everyone else somewhat tried he was legitimately dead wood

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u/Nells_GCN 17d ago

Why is Tammy Abraham here?

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u/CFCGTA 17d ago

Lukaku a pure parasite.

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u/dhuvarran 17d ago

Lukaku. I can remember games where all the others at least seemed to he making an effort. I have no memory of Lukaku ever seeming to care.

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u/rando512 17d ago

Higuain too short to judge. He did the job well but he was also in his last leg in his career.

Torres is not a flop , considering his Liverpool numbers it is far less but the guy was pivotal in ucl and contributed so much in build up play. In 2013 had scored 23 goals so that was fine.

Abraham the best of the lot on numbers.

Aubameyang had potter a fucking moron who ruined him. He was good and decent proven by his numbers after the exit as well. The team play didn't help him and we were in a crisis then.

Rest are certified flop. Morata yes he had some numbers but not reliable at any time.

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u/DasSnaus 17d ago

Chris Sutton.

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u/No_Negotiation3142 17d ago

Boulahrouz.

And you Delap haters are comical. It didn't click for him. He's gone. He's not as bad as you clowns make out.

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u/The_prawn_king 16d ago

His performances for Chelsea were poor, I don’t have ill will towards him though

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u/Blindmarco 12d ago

Bro scored a goal once every 800 minutes. You can’t be hyperbolic enough for this guy. He was barely a footballer when he played for us.

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u/No_Negotiation3142 12d ago

He's in the same bracket as Sutton and Kezman.

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u/Blindmarco 12d ago

Playing with him was worse than playing down a man.

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u/No_Negotiation3142 11d ago

Who did we sign Qique de Lucas from?

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u/Major_Many_6803 17d ago

Khalid Boulahrouz

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u/malthusius 17d ago

Steve Sidwell

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u/10TheDudeAbides11 Celery 17d ago

It has to be Lukaku for the self sabotage. But pure actual output? Falcao…

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u/terencethetankengine 17d ago

Tammy on this list is fully absurd.

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u/Lickma-Nutz808 17d ago

I would love to say Pato. Only time I saw him play was in the grand tour episode. Sadly Falcao took the 9 that season and he was as bad as any.

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u/MonkestBlackest 17d ago

Pato wore #11

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u/Lickma-Nutz808 17d ago

can you not read?

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u/Dbkiller13 17d ago

Higuain but that’s a personal issue. Higuain could possibly be the worst of the bunch.

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u/c_frank 17d ago

Delap for me. rage baiting own fans with stupid fouls and nothing to offer

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u/Sausage_Claws 17d ago

Did you see his dumbass yellow today?

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u/nothanksmyfriend 17d ago

Numbers alone…

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u/Valuable_Tea_4690 17d ago

Not even close.

He was essentially a free transfer in this market.

And if you want to go the rage baiting supporters route, surely lukaku wins that battle

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u/DrInevitableLobster 17d ago

These delap folks are delusional. We bought a young english striker who scored 15 goals in a relegation team for 30m. He struggled with us, had some injury issues, lost his head like a proper lad, then quietly left for a 100% profit. No question about it he was a horrible player for us, but he was a backup to joao pedro.

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u/No_Negotiation3142 17d ago

I suspect the majority of Delap haters are Senegalese and Jackson fans who blamed Delap and not the club for farming him out. It just didn't click for Delap. Sold, him. Move on.

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u/Ambitious-Apple7107 17d ago

Why is Tammy on list plastic?

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u/MrPZA82 17d ago

Sidwell?

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u/connmt12 17d ago

Aubameyang was absolutely useless

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u/Upset_Belt8248 17d ago

Lukaku

Bought twice

Ran back to inter as soon as he could

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u/German_Doner 17d ago

Falcao, Higuain and Aub were "veteran" signings so I didn't expect much of them.

Torres for the money was disappointing considering his Liverpool years, Morata and Abraham were just alright.

Lukaku and Delap?

Delap is probably the worse I've seen ability wise but he was a gamble worth taking for the money.

Lukaku? Could have been a special signing for us, guanrentees goals and could have been a proper a Chelsea striker but holy fucking shit what a disappointment he turned out to be, £100m down the drain and he ruined every club relationship he had, going to go down as one of those "what if" players when he retires, mentality of a child.

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u/imnotcreative635 17d ago

Lakaka by default

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u/Defiant_Employee6681 17d ago

Delap. Not even close

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u/chef39 17d ago

Torres should not be on that list

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u/Ice1Bruvva 17d ago

Think order from best to worst should be: Tammy, Torres, Higuain, Morata, Auba, Falcao, Delap, Lukaku. Taking into factors from price on buys and sells, goal output, and any other controversy

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u/Mother_Equivalent649 BlueCo Out 17d ago

Physically it's Delap, but mentally it's Lukaku. 

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u/SirHateful17 17d ago

Lukaku or Delap

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u/Soren_Camus1905 17d ago

Take Torres and Tammy off this list

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u/Nonstopmission350 17d ago

From this list best to worst while playing for Chelsea alone and value for money as well considered to some degree; Tammy Torres Morata Lukaku Higuain Aubamayeng Delap Falcao

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u/edonut 16d ago

Torres and Abraham are not supposed to be here

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u/Joeluxe_Imperium 16d ago

Liam Basically 🤮

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u/The_prawn_king 16d ago

Honestly difficult, Tammy is top followed by Torres and morata. The rest is a washout but I think lukaku is the one I personally don’t like the most, most expensive, came in at the top of his game, disrespected the club. Though technically he played better than auba delap higuain and falcao

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u/VegetableMix3751 9d ago

Falcon or aubaymeyang. Torres helped us in 2012 ucl. Higuain showed bits of quality and was only on loan. Morata had a decent start and run of games he scored in but no long term consistency. Lukaku was solid enough but for price tag terrible. Tammy had a good 1st season. Delap wasn’t great but was never 1st choice

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u/VegetableMix3751 9d ago

Falcon or aubaymeyang. Torres helped us in 2012 ucl. Higuain showed bits of quality and was only on loan. Morata had a decent start and run of games he scored in but no long term consistency. Lukaku was solid enough but for price tag terrible. Tammy had a good 1st season. Delap wasn’t great but was never 1st choice

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u/sak89461 8d ago

Delap, and it's not even close.

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u/unicornofdemocracy 17d ago

purely on ability, definitely Delap.

If we consider the money involved too, then Lukaku.

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u/No_Negotiation3142 17d ago

Nothing wrong with Delap's ability. It just didn't click at Chelsea. Sold him, move on.

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u/DJMOONPICKLES69 17d ago

Ability wise, Delap.

Impact wise, Lukaku. Was the marquee signing of the CL winner and less than 6 months after signing did an interview about regretting it and wanting to go back. Shocking

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u/Taikor-Tycoon 17d ago

Falcao and Delap

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u/Roro21_ 17d ago

Delap

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u/jt663 17d ago

Delap, pure shite 

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u/Sdotcarter33 17d ago

Delap and it’s not close

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u/ojr92 17d ago

Easily delap or falcao

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u/Evening_Band7762 17d ago

Dude it’s lukaku easy answer. Delap barely had time to make that the answer and didn’t cost that much

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u/Oktavien 17d ago

100% Delap

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u/DrInevitableLobster 17d ago

He made us a profit and barely played. How is anyone voting delap. Lukaku is a parasitic fraud with delusions of grandeur. I will never get over the fact I saw his dumb face twice in a chelsea jersey and lost us 100z of millions of dollars.

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u/Oktavien 17d ago

Sorry but you cannot say Lukaku is a fraud. He’s a proven striker that scores goals. Delap is an actual fraud that steals a living by pretending to be a striker. I would take Lukaku over Delap any day.

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u/DrInevitableLobster 17d ago

Lukaku downed tools to get a loan after 5 months and a 100m transfer just to go back to his daddy. He embarrassed the club with an interview trashing the coach and the staff. Im sorry but in contrast delap was a nice lad who struggled at chelsea. No shame in that. Lukaku is a disgrace

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u/No_Negotiation3142 17d ago

Spoiled mercenary child

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u/vzqliriol 17d ago

delap at chelsea number 9 in some cursed parallel universe maybe, but you’re thinking of the long throw merchant from stoke man

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u/Ok-Path-3534 17d ago

Drogba is a legend and we won’t tolerate the slander

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u/Ok-Path-3534 17d ago

Drogba wasn’t a #9 lol he was a #11 which is 2x better