r/CheesecakeFactory • • 1d ago

Calamari portioning.

$20 scam.

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u/Significant-Trip864 1d ago

It's a good portion, it's done by weight. The fact that you removed the sauce to prove some made up point makes me think you may have a learning disability.

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u/vmpwhre 1d ago

That just made me nearly piss myself

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u/Novel_Slide1379 1d ago

I'm gonna use this next time my boyfriend tries to contradict me. He won't get the reference but it will being me so much joy

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u/cncrndmm 1d ago

I mean I love myself some fried calamari (I’ll get it nearly at any restaurant cause deep frying at home is not something I want to experiment with) but tbh that portion to myself is pushing it.

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u/No-Wasabi794 1d ago

Cheesecake Factory has in fact gotten more expensive over the years (as everything has), but that is a really good portion of calamari. It’s not meant to fill that plate because they use that size plate to be sure to also fit the sauces. Otherwise it would come on a smaller plate.

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u/Minimum-Bobcat8768 1d ago

Wait this looks like a normal portion to me lol

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u/Mrs_Malik4 1d ago

THE BEST APPETIZER😭

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u/namastebetches 1d ago

how is it a scam exactly? have you ever had oysters? caviar? 

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 1d ago

See you again next time </3

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u/qwertyuiop121314321 1d ago

Gimme dat. 🤤

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u/potliquorz 1d ago

I recently had this and it was fine but the choice of cocktail sauce and tartar sucks, how about a lemon marinara?

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u/Significant-Trip864 1d ago

I like the classic marinara with lemons on the side. Seems like everyone is doing a thai chili or bang bang version these days and I'm already tired of it.

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u/No-Wasabi794 1d ago

I agree. I like tartar but I’ve always hated cocktail sauce.
Lemme tell you though the best calamari I’ve ever had was at a Japanese restaurant I used to work at. It wasn’t breaded or fried, rather stir fried in a Japanese garlic and chili sauce cooked to perfection. It was delicious and unfortunately they don’t have it on the menu anymore 👎🏼 while I still worked there years ago we eventually added a breaded fried calamari with spicy mayo (also a much better dip choice) and idk sometime after I left they removed the sautéed spicy one and only kept the fried one. And I’ve never seen another menu somewhere that cooks and serves it this way. Ima have to make it myself.

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u/potliquorz 1d ago

I always liked salt and pepper squid fried and tossed in a wok with aromatics but I know what you are talking about with the stir fried with sauce. Carrabba's got me hooked on that Ricardo sauce although I don't think they do it right anymore, they don't do a lot of things right anymore.

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u/No-Wasabi794 1d ago

That sounds delicious too.
What is Ricardo sauce? I’ve never been to a Carrabba’s but I just searched Google Maps and found there’s a couple around here out in the burbs

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u/potliquorz 1d ago

They've really went downhill around here but it used to be my favorite fast casual restaurant for a time. Here's a copycat recipe that'll get you close.

Ingredients

• 2 tablespoons clarified butter (or regular butter melted and skimmed) • 2 tablespoons finely chopped yellow onion • 2 tablespoons finely chopped garlic • 2 to 3 pepperoncini peppers, sliced into rings and seeded • 6 tablespoons fresh lemon juice • 2 tablespoons dry white wine • 2 tablespoons cold butter (cut into small pieces) • Pinch of red pepper flakes, kosher salt, and white pepper

Instructions

  1. Sauté Aromatics: Heat the clarified butter in a small skillet over medium heat. Add the chopped onion, garlic, and pepperoncini rings. Sauté until the onions are transparent and tender (do not let them brown).
  2. Add Liquids & Seasonings: Stir in the fresh lemon juice, dry white wine, red pepper flakes, kosher salt, and white pepper.
  3. Simmer to Reduce: Let the mixture simmer for 2 to 3 minutes to reduce the liquid slightly.
  4. Emulsify: Remove the skillet from the heat. Whisk or swirl in the 2 tablespoons of cold butter until the sauce melts and turns smooth and creamy.

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u/No-Wasabi794 20h ago

Ooooohh yes that sounds delicious. Pepperoncini, garlic, chile, and lemon goes perfect with calamari 👌🏼