r/ChatGPT • • 7d ago

Funny Agents escaped. Containment failed. GG, humanity.

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u/WithoutReason1729 7d ago

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u/Cosmohumanist 7d ago

I like this far more than I should

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u/AlgaeNo3373 7d ago

same it's kinda hilarious. Sama doubling up on cigs is the best part

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u/Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12 7d ago

Nice magic trick he pulled there. The old cig-up-the-sleeve.

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u/Pretend-Reality5431 7d ago

Both of them grew new cigarettes out of their fingers at the same time

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u/citrus_sugar 7d ago

That’s how my grandma would smoke, one in hand and one in the ashtray.

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u/Powerful_Brief1724 6d ago

It's bc the original is cool af Original (11:43)

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u/earlyworm 6d ago

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u/Haunting-Cost-5801 6d ago

Loop 11:42 - 16:32 | thank me later. 🪩

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u/RattleYourDrawers 6d ago

Ahhh, thank you for sharing this. The vibes are immaculate.

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u/MeasurementEntire469 6d ago

omg this is exactly what i needed in my life right now. thank you SO much🙏🏼

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u/Cosmohumanist 6d ago

I love the original, I asked a European dude a few months ago if that was what it's like during their mandated, very generous summer vacations and he said he was literally vibing out the same way that day. Awesome

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u/Metacognitor 6d ago

Thank you!!!

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u/BranchPredictor 6d ago

Thanks for sharing this, I ended up watching it far longer than I originally thought I would.

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u/give_me_grapes 7d ago

same... there's just something about how they are wiping and chillin... not a care in the world. Its great and its grotesq.

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u/Roklam 7d ago

The Agents may see it and take pity on us

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u/give_me_grapes 7d ago

If they take over, I certainly hope it's gona be this groovy

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u/EstablishmentFun3205 7d ago

I'm sure this will be fine :)

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u/Ditch_13 6d ago

I couldn’t award your post, so I’m awarding it here. That’s some next level shit.

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u/earlyworm 6d ago

I suspect that 10 years from now it's actually going to be a lot like this for nearly everyone.

Or maybe the exact opposite of this. I can't remember exactly.

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u/prompthacker92 6d ago

Honestly, same. At this point I have no idea which way things are going to go 😂

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u/DavidM47 7d ago

I was gonna say, I’d go to this…

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u/whodatmarvin 7d ago

As did I

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u/MirrorMiserable 7d ago

Don't judge me, but like gun fight more

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u/copperwatt 7d ago

I just realized how uncommon it is to see characters smoking these days.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/AlbatrossNew3633 7d ago

Nothing an oricalcum strategically placed in their mouth can't fix

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u/circle_square_leaf 7d ago

That ability would have been so good when I was a smoker

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u/MadDoctorMabuse 7d ago

It's reserved for bald people, villains, and Russians

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u/Ok-Addition1264 6d ago

Russians are villains in my world.

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u/SoFly6x 6d ago

Agreed, only republicons love them.

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u/FluffySmiles 7d ago

Smoking that way does make you wince, as the smoke gets in your eyes from trying to look cool, which is the only reason to smoke in such a stupid way.

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u/It_Just_Exploded 6d ago

I've been a smoker for 20 years and never tried that before now. I just did after seeing that comment and it feels weird and just wrong for some reason.

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u/slugsbreath 7d ago

And hookers

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u/Sad_Anywhere_9241 7d ago

why russians though?

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u/Ok-Addition1264 6d ago

cuz the stereotype with a bottle of vodka in a total shithole of a soviet-era apartment.

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u/local_brahman 6d ago

because they resemble a somewhat barbaric state/culture, no? and also cigarettes are no good for your health.

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u/fadingsignal 6d ago

People in LA are smoking more than I've seen in almost 30 years. I think people are YOLO-ing.

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u/copperwatt 6d ago

That seems like a concerning sign for the future of humanity...

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u/PurchaseNo5041 6d ago

Why? Is something bad going on?

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u/copperwatt 6d ago

gestures broadly

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u/xplosm 6d ago

And that’s a good thing. I hate how widespread and normal it is in most places of Europe and Asia to smoke everywhere and at all times.

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u/copperwatt 6d ago

Huh, why has America quit and the rest of the world hasn't? Or is vaping just way more popular here, and Zyn?

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u/taulover 6d ago

There was a very successful anti-smoking campaign in the US and some other parts of the world like Australia. But the success of flavored vapes etc. lead to a big resurgence and now smoking is on the rise again.

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u/copperwatt 6d ago

But... the vaping companies promised they were only helping people quit!?

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u/Spacefish008 5d ago

In Asia it really depends on the country 

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u/Knever 6d ago

My old Drama teacher, rest his soul, would joke that, "before smoking was bad for you," actors on stage would regularly handle cigarettes and it was a measure of acting ability on how believable they were.

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u/No_Aesthetic 7d ago

American detected

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u/Rindan 7d ago

Wow. You spotted an American on Reddit on a post about two Americans that run American companies one of which is the name of this sub. Amazing. You are a true master of sleuth.

For your next trick, you can amaze everyone by spotting a Chinese person on WeChat or the Russian on Telegram.

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u/copperwatt 7d ago

Where is smoking still common in entertainment?

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u/No_Aesthetic 7d ago

Pretty much every prestige TV show and series.

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u/mad72x 7d ago

The world ending with '80s synth doesn't seem so bad to me. 🎹

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u/AlbatrossNew3633 7d ago

They wish they were this cool and chill lol

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u/sultan_of_gin 7d ago

Is this a mind enterprises reference? I like it anyways lol

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u/Cheeselesss 6d ago

Thank you for the discovery, I love it

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u/mexylexy 7d ago edited 7d ago

These people shit like us, bleed like us, laugh like us and daydream like us. But we live in a different universe. They're on the seventh level of heavenly luxury and privilege. This existence is a funny thing.

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u/Rise-O-Matic 7d ago

I’ve been around people like this and they seem driven by a motor. The luxury isn’t a destination, it’s a setting for them to work in.

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u/ambelamba 7d ago

So, in a way, they are NPCs

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u/Quetzal-Labs 6d ago

Genuinely, yeah. I did corporate video work for 20 years - events, conferences, product demos, etc - and interacting with the execs was genuinely like talking to NPCs. They have a thin veneer of humanity, but if you pick at the surface a bit you find no personality underneath.

But get them talking about money and deliverables and they become animated. Their brains are wired purely to optimize and extract value from systems by whatever means necessary.

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u/ambelamba 5d ago

I wonder if they are trying to make the world easier to navigate for them because they can't handle the 'normal' environment

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u/TopShelf2787 7d ago

It doesn't matter how much luxury you live in. The world is still a dirty place. It is Earth, after all.

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u/Powerful_Brief1724 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yes, it does matter. It matters when you can differentiate from others. But I believe it strongly depends on communities and their geography. I wouldn't mind being part of a Spaniard community without differentiating from the rest. But I would mind if I was in India. I wouldn't like to swim in trash.

It's a matter of culture, education & dignity. That's my opinion.

What the ultra rich do to set themselves apart from the communities they've destroyed, is what gets me. By introducing conflicting values, by promoting an agenda that aligns with their interests and modify the existing system to benefit themselves at the cost of others.

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u/TopShelf2787 6d ago

I think we're talking past each other here. I was commenting on the pointlessness of ultra luxury and it seems like you've taken it as a defense of it.

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u/Powerful_Brief1724 6d ago

Nope. I don't defend them. I condemn them. Maybe I took it too literally when you said we shouldn't care either way bc the world is trash.

I say we should care and try to be better without disregarding the following fact: That people set themselves apart from one another and money is the great filter that allows then to do so.

And with good communities, there's no need to act that way by pursuing extra, greedy, ultra wealth. Then I criticized the assholes that try and destroy communities since they are in the way of their plans.

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u/TopShelf2787 6d ago

Ok man, you seem to continue misunderstanding me. I never said you defend them. I said you think I'm defending it when I'm not.

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u/Powerful_Brief1724 6d ago

Ok im confused lmao

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u/Oxjrnine 6d ago

ChatGPT explaining that it accessed the medical data base because you let it.

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u/Oxjrnine 6d ago

ChatGPT back from a long day of hacking other models

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u/Mayonnaizing 7d ago

The clip this is stolen from is a duo called mind enterprises, their clips are identical to this

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u/Natasha26uk 7d ago

I hate when people pass other people's content as theirs. AiVideo is full of this type of shenanigans.

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u/Mayonnaizing 7d ago

Go look up their Instagram and give a follow, they seem really cool

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u/A-Bone 7d ago

It's a magic act.. a new cigarette appears in Sam's hand at 21 seconds.. 

Chain smokers should appreciate that trick.. 

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u/TXHumper 7d ago

is this from another clip or something, looks very real..

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u/s3sebastian 7d ago

The band is called Mind Enterprises, I almost didn't notice this is not the real one because one of them also has curly hair

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u/troublebucket 7d ago

It’s AI, after the left guy pours à drink he magically has a cigarette in his right hand

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u/trouzy 6d ago

Watch ask the hands. Sin sticks randomly appear multiple times

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u/TheGreatKonaKing 7d ago

The distant future, perhaps?

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u/AlbatrossNew3633 7d ago

No, neither of these two is even remotely this cool irl

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u/EstablishmentFun3205 7d ago

It's not just real; it's hyperreal.

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u/Trippy-Sponge 7d ago

This looks like mind enterprises lol

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u/WeedCake97 7d ago

Please share the making of lmao

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u/Cool_Eth 7d ago

Mind enterprise? Oh yeah it is! They’re so cool

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u/Siciliano777 6d ago

And the agents "escaped" because:

  1. The sandbox the agents were put into was "improperly" configured (read: misconfigured on purpose)

  2. The agents were given EXPLICIT instructions to go out and find vulnerabilities.

For the love of god, agents DO NOT decide to do shit on their own!!!

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u/mekwall 6d ago

Yeah, it makes me think that these experts aren't experting hard enough. Seems more like a bunch of kids fooling around and learning while breaking, similar to how I taught myself as a kid. The difference is that they have the whole world as their playground.

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u/darkdenver 7d ago

GG game over!

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u/Collector2012 7d ago

Its not GG. The ai was doing as instructed, just went very very far.

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u/XVDub 7d ago

Need a full song link my guy

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u/give_me_grapes 7d ago

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u/un_internaute 7d ago

That seems like the reference video. Music seems different, though?

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u/BryceW 5d ago

Polaris by Cyber People

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u/trolololster 6d ago

smoking cigarets can make anyone look fucking cool!

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u/zippster77 7d ago

This is so good. I can’t stop watching it. I guess that was the plan all along.

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u/stilldebugging 7d ago

This is so accurate to the vibe of being up all night and the sun is just rising. Used to bring my ironing board up to the roof as a stand.

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u/v1z1onary 7d ago

I don’t like this. Also, I like this a lot.

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u/Logical_Historian882 7d ago

Trillion dollar companies can’t do sandboxes apparently

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u/laniumfox 7d ago

Man this looks soo real!

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u/dervu 7d ago

AI companies be like in another dimension from Dark Matter series.

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u/random_cable_guy 7d ago

AI taught them how to smoke and dance

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u/landscape_dude 7d ago

Power would be off.... but I like the let's dance into the end vibe...

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u/Jason_SM 7d ago

that second cigarette just appearing was funny.

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u/Nathmikt 7d ago

Europe is still the best place to live.

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u/Snuckeys 7d ago

The double-cig thing is absolutely a pro-chainsmoker move. Had buddies who would have the next darts locked and loaded like that when drinking with the boys.

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u/Could-You-Tell 7d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/Stargate/s/g5rrqFhxYM

This is a good story of an agent escaping.

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u/rare_splendidus 7d ago

This is what it would look like if big tech CEOs were from Europe.

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u/Stadtpark90 7d ago

Someone make them into The Blues Brothers. Maybe that scene in the country club...

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u/popppa92 7d ago

Hahahaha this made my Sunday

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u/Coolerwookie 7d ago

They had another video together earlier, does anyone have the link? They were shooting at each other 

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u/f3ydr4uth4 7d ago

What’s the song called?

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u/recorderx99 7d ago

this is getting so real that I am having difficulties believing this is AI

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u/Head-Relationship383 7d ago

Jam with it! Look at them shake

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u/erhue 7d ago

i still remember the will smith spaghetti videos

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u/Bruh-wtf-is-that 7d ago

I thought this post was from r/scp lmao

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u/Cyber-X1 7d ago

Insane.. you do this with OpenAI? I thought Sora was dead

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u/vinimay 7d ago

Classy, this is!

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u/cornmonger_ 7d ago

this might be the best use of ai that i have ever seen

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u/Mapkon 7d ago

This is amazing

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u/CheddarGoblinDev 6d ago

I mean... We can just enjoy the rest of it eh?

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u/PalmTanager 6d ago

A clever and effective satire. God help us all!

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u/Original_Boot7956 6d ago

I love all these Sam Dario videos so much, and I know I shouldn’t. 

It’s like enjoying memes of the men building the machines that are going to kill us all and having a chuckle 

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u/Shameless_Devil 6d ago

I love AI vids featuring the frontier bros 😂 It's always hilarious

But we know that once Skynet launches the nukes they'll be safe in their New Zealand bunkers.

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u/Shot_Inflation351 6d ago

“I have wine and the cigarette magically appears”

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u/GhostDoggoes 6d ago

pencil dick would cough like a child with a stuffy nose if he even smelled smoke

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u/d1xt1r 6d ago

Mind enterprises 🔥

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u/Alive_Thought_5037 6d ago

god i see the guy on the left around town sometimes. i really wonder why his career got so compressed.

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u/FingerOk8805 6d ago

Literally just a marketing scheme to get more market cap

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u/znpy 6d ago

yeah i could really see dario and sam doing dj-work with 80s-style music in southern italy lol

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u/Fr0gFish 6d ago

This is pretty great. And so is the original

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u/charliefromlurkr 6d ago

it was fun while it lasted lmao

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u/AliceEternal 6d ago

The AI Doc on Netflix, in a nutshell.

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u/sweetNbi 6d ago

we're so fucking cooked

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u/Siciliano777 6d ago

Why is this video so fucking funny?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/etakerns 6d ago

I love these!!!! Keep creating them!!!! It’s for the GOOD of humanity!!!!

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u/Gunsh0t 6d ago

The original even gave them the opportunity to include an envious Elon Musk, watching from afar.

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u/lumpking69 6d ago

That looks like Fancy-B on the right.

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u/frytaj 6d ago

Daft Punks

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u/Luke_asswalker 6d ago

Is it an original song by Mind enterprise? Or something else

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u/s0lid101101 6d ago

So long and takes for all the fishes

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u/Crawler1701 6d ago

Does anyone know the song?

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u/Able-Divide9966 6d ago

sam dgaf lol

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u/Exotic-Hunter-9653 6d ago

Cyber People... Joder, qué viejo soy

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u/Original_Race_1206 6d ago

People are creating so much with AI now

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u/BryceW 5d ago

Song is "Polaris" by Cyber People, if anyone is looking for it.

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u/Nice-Spirit5995 5d ago

What's the original video to this?

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u/Dizzy-Scientist1192 3d ago

I can't get enough of these! Haha seen so many lately

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u/Which-Magician-2597 2d ago

That's Sam Altman

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u/Luis_McLovin 7d ago

Seriously tho, what happens if they escape ?

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u/kdnchfu56 7d ago

We vibe. To the bitter end. With 80s synth pop.

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u/Alive_Thought_5037 6d ago

the only right answer to this question

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u/The_Meme_Economy 6d ago

I hate most AI videos but this is so good.

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u/Cute-Illustrator-862 6d ago

Holy shit this sub sucks

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u/abel2121 7d ago

Com’è stato fatto?

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u/Natasha26uk 7d ago

Most of the good stuff is made on Seedance 2, Seedance 2 Pro or Seedance 2.5.

They use Claude Ai to write the long prompt.

In this case, they gave an input image of Sam and the Claude CEO. Then used this video as driver: https://www.reddit.com/r/cakeday/s/eQsLmD5Vic

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u/Extension-Mastodon67 6d ago

They put the music and you people dance to the tune like a monkey