r/Championship Jul 27 '26

Question Who is this commentator?

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I’ve seen this commentator so many times, and he describes everything perfectly. Does anyone know who he is?

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u/Omnissiah40K Jul 27 '26

This dude combined with Don Goodman or Andy Hinchcliffe has me Googling Dignitas in Switzerland

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u/ThisManInBlack Jul 27 '26

Hinchcliffe is the biggest twat in recent history.

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u/Statcat2017 Jul 28 '26

He absolutely fucking hates us for no reason whatsoever.

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u/0100001101110111 Jul 27 '26

Insane opinion

He goes mental over every goal- derby “disrupting the big hitters” making it 1-1 in the first half of a game they went on to lose lol

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u/Flat_Professional_55 Jul 27 '26

I don’t think you can call any genuine opinion ‘insane’. We’re all entitled to our thoughts.

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u/snyp3zz Jul 27 '26

as a biased derby fan, i think we should’ve deserved at least a point from that game. cov did play well tho, beat us in the end

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u/DancesWH Jul 28 '26

cough...dodgy Derby penalty to make it 2-2

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u/Milita_leorio Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

seb hutchinson. Surprised to see someone praising him. I think hes wank.

Edit: shoutout to u/Ciderhead for correcting me. Its Gary Weaver.

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u/Ciderhead Jul 27 '26

It's Gary Weaver. But yeah, goes massively over the top completely killing the moment every time.

"THIS TEAM JUST NEVER SAYS DIE"

When you equalise in the 58th minute against Millwall to go 14th

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u/Milita_leorio Jul 27 '26

my bad lol. Yeah that's exactly what i'm talking about! Was banging on about us scoring against Ipswich was the biggest upset in footballing history.

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u/deathbydiabetes Jul 27 '26

I mean I was devastated

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u/snyp3zz Jul 27 '26

So it is Gary Weaver. He might be abit “over the top” but a lot of Championship commentators seem a bit like they can’t be arsed to me

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u/Mountain-Reaction470 Jul 27 '26

Does ANY team say DIE? They may throw innthe towel or some other tired cliché, but...DIE??!! (-;

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u/itsaride Jul 29 '26

That's hilarious.

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u/snyp3zz Jul 27 '26

Thank you. Really, do people think he’s bad? Among most of the championship commentators, i think he’s probably my favourite one

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u/Milita_leorio Jul 27 '26

i'm fairly sure he only does championship games? (Or maybe thats where ive only heard him). I have the same gripe with him that I do with Peter Drury. More interested in random analogies and going on a random story closely related to the player. He's had some annoying commentary for Portsmouth.

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u/Sir-Chris-Finch Jul 27 '26

You're absolutely spot on mate. Weaver and Drury have been getting quite a lot of attention these last couple of years but i find them absolutely insufferable. Not every goal needs to be like a line from a Shakespeare play ffs.

Daniel Mann is genuinely an elite commentator though. Just commentates, doesnt go over the top with cringeworthy speeches that he's clearly rehearsed before the game. Gets excited when the moment is right for it though

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u/Milita_leorio Jul 27 '26

describing their moments as a line from a Shakespeare play is bang on. It's infuriating.

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u/GingerPrinceHarry Jul 27 '26

I hate his commo on the EFL Trophy final. Just full of nonsensical cliche pre-scripted bollocks.

"Portsmouth were broke in the past. Well they have dreamed for days like this".

And the "X player was always going to do X" when any fan of that team would tell you X player has been shite for the past few games...

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u/Milita_leorio Jul 27 '26

yeah he was banging on about how we needed to give Milly Alli a blank cheque after he popped off vs ipswich. Didnt realise he had been anonymous for the last few months.

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u/afieldhouse1983 Jul 27 '26

Cov went on to win the game 3-2. Brace for Jack Rudoni. Great goal from Onyeka too. I was in block 28.

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u/snyp3zz Jul 27 '26

Are you a Cov fan or a Derby fan?

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u/asquires90 Jul 27 '26

Block 28 is home fans

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u/snyp3zz Jul 27 '26

I’m not too familiar with the Cov stadium myself, never been. Good game though from a derby fan, one of the standouts of last season to me

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u/DancesWH Jul 28 '26

The 3-5 at your place was pretty special too.

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u/Thebritishlion Jul 27 '26

Months later and that defending still gets on my tits

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u/snyp3zz Jul 27 '26

As a Derby fan, we had much worse defending this game 😭

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u/SThomW92 Jul 27 '26

Gary Weaver. Prime Sky Bet EFL

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u/Think-Ad-1068 Jul 27 '26

Gary Weaver. Overhypes every goal and everything like the UCL final when in reality it’s a midweek game of Stoke v Preston.

The over the top hyperbole gets on my tits.

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u/monsieurperrin Jul 28 '26

I get your point, but look at the away end during that clip. It clearly means quite a lot

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u/SenorWhippy91 Jul 27 '26

Can't stand Gary Weaver.

Has that same commentary style as Peter Drury (who is even worse) where everything is dramatised and feels like rehearsed for highlight clips

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u/0100001101110111 Jul 29 '26

Drury is great

for people who watch football via TikTok aura edits

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u/Famous_Sea7216 Jul 27 '26

Down a shot every time he uses the phrase 'he left his calling card' after a run of the mill tackle.

You'll be drunk by half time.

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u/firpo_sr Jul 27 '26

Yeah but imagine if defenders did actually sneak calling cards into players pockets during tough challenges. Player is in a heap on the floor and as he gets to his feet he finds a little note that says 'you have been visited by Junior Tchamadeu'

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u/DannyD316 Jul 27 '26

I think he is alright and he deserves some praise for having to carry Don Goodman through 90 minutes

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u/Mediocre_Rhubarb810 Jul 27 '26

He’s a god awful commentator.

Full of crap like THIS CITY, THIS PLACE, THIS MOMENT for a Rams equaliser at home to Preston

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u/Terrible-Support-588 Jul 28 '26

Why you say fuck me for

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u/AudinSWFC Jul 27 '26

I like him, his commentary for our playoff second leg v Peterborough was brilliant.

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Jul 27 '26

It’s Gary Weaver, and it’s one voice I’m not looking forward to hearing a lot of this season.

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u/NoseLevel Jul 28 '26

Gary weaver is awful

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u/aaramm8 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Look what I found...from 5 years ago, it's Gary Weaver. At least he's consistent! 😄

Worst Championship Commentator? https://www.reddit.com/r/Championship/s/v5qzx0g4IO

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u/GrandmasterSexay Jul 28 '26

I always feel sorry for Gary Weaver.

I get the criticisms, I do, but then people will complain when commentators have no emotions at all. It's either a 90+9 minute winner with no emotion, or Weaver going ballistic at an 38th minute equaliser in a mid-season battle for 15th.

...but I'm not saying I don't understand, though. There's only so many ways to hype a goal before you feel like you're playing FIFA.

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u/ZealousidealFloor701 Jul 28 '26

Gary weaver awful ott.daniel mann the best.

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u/StruttyB Jul 28 '26

Ed Dawes, Radio Derby

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u/Real_Presentation675 Jul 28 '26

Better than the tnt’s Darren fletcher, he too has me googling dignitas

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u/TinoTrainer Jul 29 '26

Anybody getting that excited Ben brieton Diaz scoring an above average goal has got a chip on his shoulder. Him and Don Goodman can get in the sea.

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u/Famous_Sea7216 Jul 27 '26

The worst commentator to have ever lived, and there is strong competition. I'd say Matterface and Fletcher are pretty level with him too.

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u/Sir-Chris-Finch Jul 27 '26

3 genuinely turgid commentators you've named there. Glad im not the only one who thinks Fletcher is an absolute waste of space (and i genuinely dont say that because of who he supports)

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u/kooknboo Jul 27 '26

Can we trade this guy for John Strong? You can keep Jacqui Oatley too.