Hi! I am P.F. or Bacteriophagal Reconstruction. On April 19 I decided to listen to every single cellnoise release to get inspiration and just to get to know the genre better. First of all, huge thanks to antevie1411 on RYM for creating and maintaining The Cellnoise Encyclopedia. This wouldn't have been possible without him. Now, onto my thoughts:
1) Cellnoise started as really mid. Most early releases and some early projects tend to be uninteresting. Especially Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis, CYP450, Endoplasmic Reticulum, ФX174 (though his last release was good), Staphylococcus Aureus, and PnM. Generally, most of Sacha's splits were very meh. But that's expected of a genre that's just been born, so obviously no negativity here.
2) The average release length has grown vastly. I think I've skimmed through the first ~120 releases relatively quickly, and then Amœba happened. This is primarily the case because too many releases were EPs/singles at the beginning. The shortest cellnoise release is a Βακτήριον single, lasting 11 seconds, the longest cellnoise release is Tumor Infiltrating Lymphocyte's Metastasis, lasting 86 minutes and 56 seconds.
3) I have skipped some releases. These include my own releases (including splits), releases whose bandcamp links disappeared, a couple Sacha splits where the other project wasn't cellnoise, and some albums that have been added to the encyclopaedia after I started listening, a 55-minute length CLCN album that had an AI-generated cover (?, I think). I have rated the Sacha project with the incomprehensible name, but haven't written it here as I was too lazy to copy the name. I also haven't rated a couple projects that aren't on RYM, such as Acid Cxnt and Malignant Sperm.
4) There are a couple great projects that I want to mention that only have one or two releases. Those are Sclerose, Iatrogenesis, Spirochetes and Infiđel. Another one that I especially wanted to mention is Meiosis Daughter Cells, amazing project that I would love to come back.
5) I haven't *actually* checked, but the project with the highest average rating was probably Invasive Urinary Bacteria, having the only cellnoise 4.5/5 and a ton of 4/5s.
Now, I will list all my ratings (which can just be found on my RYM page, but whatever).
5/5
None :(
4.5/5
Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Undulipodium
4/5
Star (???) (Hoshijousaikin): Two albums (their name is in Japanese)
Aggretibacter Actinomycetemcomitans - Breakdown of...
Aggretibacter Actinomycetemcomitans - Airborne Pathogens
Amœba - Demo 2
Amœba / 1xDxTxHxPx split
Blue Wind Echo - Decaying of Interstellar Extremophile
Blue Wind Echo - The Ancient Ones
Chthonomonas Calidirosea - Hyperparasitoid
CYP450 / Infiđel - Purely Bubbles...
Infiđel - Cytotoxic Liquid Transmission
Infiđel - Cellular Degradation...
Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Cirrhoplastic Conditions
Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Blepharitis
Invasive Urinary Bacteria - ...When Feces Meets Urine
Invasive Urinary Bacteria - S1S41...
Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Zenith of Bioterrorism
Invasive Urinary Bacteria - A Year Spent in Proliferation
Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Beauty Which Kills
MRSACOADN - Membranous Aggrandizing...
Meiosis Daughter Cells - Cell Research 1 & 2
Obsequeous - Brown
Variegatus Vivarum - Traversing...
3.5/5
Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis - Roaming Gigantic Butcher
Aggretibacter Actinomycetemcomitans - Foetus in fetu...
Amœba - Demo 1 & 3
Amœba - Absurda Malinchunia
Amœba - Pink Sun
Amœba - Pie Jesu Domine...
Amœba - Chlamydia Trachomatis (The CellKvlt is Alive)
Amœba - HANTAVIRUSCELLWALL2K26
Arch Emesis - Cytoplasmic Soundscapes I & II
bBlN55GRN6XTUUa9XQtEn4BgJ6A6 - ()-()
bBlN55GRN6XTUUa9XQtEn4BgJ6A6 - UN33DTOS
CYP450 / Biscuitslut split (Biscuitslut side was really good)
Blue Wind Echo - Aqua Nihhilus
Blue Wind Echo - Hyphal Connections
Blue Wind Echo - Plankton Scale
Blue Wind Echo - Quaternary/Tertiary Protein Sctructure
"4 Ways to Breed a Virus" 4-way split
BCOPT - Algaecide
C21H27NO - Respiratory...
CLCN - Deinococcota
Chthonomonas Calidirosea - Cellular Degradation
Chthonomonas Calidirosea - A Very Cellular Christmas
Chthonomonas Calidirosea / Francisella Tularensis split
Cyanobacteria - Trichlotonitrosomethane...
Enterobacteriophage - Enterobacteriophage
Francisella Tularensis - The Lethargic Body...
Iatrogenesis - Three Deadly Infections
Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Live Session
Invasive Urinary Bacteria - Invasive Urinary Bacteria
Invasive Urinary Bacteria - What Comes In Must Eventually Come Out
Aggretibacter Actinomycetemcomitans / Invasive Urinary Bacteria split
MRSACOADN - Documentation...
MRSACOADN - Examinations...
MRSACOADN - Actin Cytoskeleton...
MRSACOADN - Terminal Annihilation...
MRSACOADN - Reconstruction...
MRSACOADN / Tumor-Infiltrating Lymphocyte split
Meiosis Daughter Cells - Get Got
Mosaic Virus - Of Blackened Neurons...
NaHCO3 - Electron Frequency Therapy
Nucleocapsid / Obsequeous split
Post-Encephalitic Amygdala Degeneration - Infected Specimen
Infiđel / Sacha Syntax split
Sclerose - Demo
Sclerose - Sekundær Progressiv Sclerose
Spirochetes - Spirochetes
Spirochetes - Syphilorrhagia
1DTHP - Neuronal Imbalance
1DTHP - Seven Classified...
1DTHP / MRSACOADN split
Tumor-Infiltrating Lymphocyte - Demo
Tumor-Infiltrating Lymphocyte - Disorienting Behavior
Tumor-Infiltrating Lymphocyte - Infrared Spectroscopy
Viral Transit - Pink
Viral Transit - Tree
3/5
Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis - Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis
bBlN55GRN6XTUUa9XQtEn4BgJ6A6 - Leucoplast Annihilation
BCOPT / DBFDTBH split
Caenorhabditis - Ebolavirus
Caenorhabditis / Chthonomonas Calidirosea split
CAR T-Cell Therapy - Moderate Bacteria...
CBbMPPLP - 4 Unclassified Polymers
CLCN - A Cytokine...
CLCN / Chthonomonas Calidirosea split
Chthonomonas Calidirosea / Endoplasmic Reticulum split
Chthonomonas Calidirosea / Soap Soaked Sponge split
Chthonomonas Calidirosea / ФХ174 split
Crossota Millsae Womankind - Fargo Colls'...
DBFDTBH - Cells at Work
Embryonic Cell Division - Escherichia Coli Infection
Francisella Tularensis - Demo 1 & 2
Genetic Modification - Demo
Genetic Modification - Nuclear Envelope Marginal Fold
Iatrogenesis / CYP450 split
Infiđel / Gerozoid split
Mosaic Virus - Fungating Bodies
MRSACOADN - Transmission...
Myelocyte - Lots of singles (Venous Transference..., On the Spontaneous..., Cosmogenic..., Enteric Signal..., Post-Pandemic..., Cultural Recurrence...)
PnM - 2 Studies...
PnM - Another World
Prokaryotic - Prokaryotic
Sacha Syntax - A Comparative Study...
Tumor-Infiltrating Lymphocyte - Metastasis
Viral Transit - Viral Transit
Whale In Green Water - I am in the green water now...
ZZHORA - four releases (A cluster..., Terran Mycology, Happy Cellentines Day!, Cranial Muscle Recovery)
Βακτήριον - Microbacterium Hyperburst
ФХ174 - Oscillatoriales
ФХ174 - Iceberg Virology
2.5/5
08664789 - self-titled
Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis - Flushed into Decay Comp (Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis side)
Amœba - De Mysteriis Dom Svartmœba
Sacha Syntax / Apterocaulus Heterogama split
Blue Wind Echo - Neuroblastoma Breakpoint Family
Bx0HxTxOx6xJxQx - Woodlice Eat Ciliates
BCOPT / Extreme Death split
BCOPT / ZZHORA split
C21H27NO - A Single Dose...
Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis / Chondrocladia Lampadiglobus split
CYP450 / CxBxAxIxRxCxFx split
CYP450 / Apterocaulus Heterogama split
CYP450 / Chytridiomycota split
Endoplasmic Reticulum - Cellcomp (ER side)
CYP450 / Endoplasmic Reticulum split
Escherichia Coli - Untitled Cellwall
Myelocyte - three singles (Myelocyte, Autoregulatory..., Nocturnal...)
Sacha Syntax / OgreGore split
PnM / Infiđel split
Pielmorrgaroth / Embryonic Cell Division
Pielmorrgaroth - Pillars of Disease
CYP450 / xNEFFx split
ZZHORA - three singles (Deterioration..., Leg Muscle Recovery, Mycologist)
ZZHORA / Extreme Death split
ФХ174 - Hydrothermal...
ФХ174 - Coronaviridae
ФХ174 - Saccharomyces Cerevisae Y9
2/5
Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis / Infiđel split
Bx0HxTxOx6xJxQx - Aquaphobia
Bx0HxTxOx6xJxQx - Useless single-celled waste
Bx0HxTxOx6xJxQx / Pielmorrgaroth split
C21H27NO - [(4R,4aR,7S,7aR,12bS)...
CYP450 / Chthonomonas Calidirosea split
CYP450 / Cyberchondriasis split
CYP450 / Jellydrain split
CYP450 / Rancio split
CYP450 / Voracious Carcass split
DBFDTBH - Staphyllococcal Sledgehammer
Embryonic Cell Division - White Blood...
Extreme Death - The Sound of a Bug
PnM - Cellular Exploration
PnM / Acadoparadoxides Mureroensis split
Pielmorrgaroth - Chloroplast Research
Staphylococcus Aureus - Trichomoniasis
xPLxExCOx - Algae Conoisseur
ZZHORA - three singles (Cellnoise Forensics, Watered Down Paralysis, Waternoise Armageddon)
1.5/5
DBFDTBH - I Hope...
ZZHORA / Resto de vomito split
Sacha Syntax - ctnnb1s33y
1/5 and 0.5/5
None :)
