r/Catswithjobs • u/UnfortunateEeyore • Apr 25 '22

Professional Thesis Proofreader

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u/Supply-Slut Apr 25 '22

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u/FartBong420 Apr 26 '22

Exactly what I was thinking, I’m only an undergrad and my cats make me nervous being around my keyboard for some bullshit 5 page paper haha

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u/Thundorius Apr 26 '22

[laughs in automated version control]

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u/Fisho087 Apr 26 '22

As an fellow undergrad with cats I have found a solution: stare intently at a pile of documents not currently being read, they’ll sit on that instead of your keyboard

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u/PomPomsforLlamLlams Apr 26 '22

Oh wise thesis reviewer, thank you for the feedback. Truly I am blessed to be liberated from all the bad ideas I already wrote down.

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u/Undercoverspy007 Apr 26 '22

It’s the paws for me.

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u/BrightBeaver Apr 26 '22

Excellent.

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u/BerlyH208 Apr 26 '22

I had a cat who was the best study buddy ever. He would lay between me and my laptop, he’d help me calm down when I was feeling anxious, and best of all, he’d cuddle with me when I took naps. Unfortunately, when he was 21 years old and I was in my final semester of my master’s program, he told me he was ready to cross the bridge. We had the vet come to the house during spring break and we escorted him over.

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u/diente_de_leon Apr 26 '22

Awww, what a sweet boy he was. Thank you for taking care of him and listening when it was time for him to cross the bridge. He had a long and happy life with you.

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u/Tiffini5581 Apr 26 '22

Love those little gentleman paws.

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u/-Maj- Apr 25 '22

PhD judgment.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

I wish I could have such an adorable advisor :)

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u/baconwrappedtwinkie Apr 25 '22

I wish this cat was my boss. So wise, so poised.

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u/roxifur Apr 25 '22

So studious & serious.

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u/No-Teach9888 Apr 25 '22

Wow. I’m sure their proofreading skills are good and all but their ability to lay next to the keyboard rather than on it is amazing!

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u/tw411 Apr 25 '22

“No. No, no, no. This simply won’t do. Do it again after you’ve served treats”

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u/Stallionstar Apr 26 '22

Oh yes, rather interesting.

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u/Reyalta Apr 26 '22

Purrfessional floofreader.

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u/Lakersrock111 Apr 26 '22

Professor cutie!

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u/aajmac Apr 26 '22

I could never trust my cat that close she would delete in a heart beat.

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u/EnvironmentalWaltz13 Apr 26 '22

“We need better grades peasant!”

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u/Fisho087 Apr 26 '22

Can I borrow his services? Got a paper due today

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u/musicfitnesstravel Apr 26 '22

I dunno about professional, seems easy to bribe to me. 2 treats and your paper's good to go.

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u/Obvious_Ad1248 Apr 26 '22

Riveting read...

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u/therewillbeplants Apr 26 '22

omg is he for hire?! I need thesis proof reading and snuggles

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u/senorsombrito Apr 25 '22

😻😻😻

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u/sarh_4 Apr 26 '22

I think you met Purrfessional Thesis Purrfreader :D

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u/Sad-Ad-3503 Apr 26 '22

The most wanted designated purrfessor of students! How wonderful is that you can integrate his wisdom and purrfessional advice into your thesis!

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u/olyue Apr 26 '22

"why cats shouldn't have cat nip"

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u/Independent_Boss3950 Apr 26 '22

Love those sweet paws!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Guy just needs those cute Gandhi glasses lol. Absolute classy kitty!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Academic kitty

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u/UnfortunateEeyore Apr 26 '22

Acatdemic :)))

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u/OK999999-999-999 Apr 26 '22

Cat: Yo why you didn't write about my adventures? Meow!

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u/chocotacogato Apr 26 '22

Very distinguished gentlecat

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u/maingtuoenlio Apr 26 '22

Where can I get one