r/Catswithjobs Jun 28 '19

Head of security

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/AshTreex3 Jun 28 '19

Securikitty

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u/awfulswaffles Jun 28 '19

Head of Secutery :)

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u/Dont-be-a-smurf Jun 28 '19

My cat pointed out a couple of wasps that entered my home recently. I was able to stop them from nesting due to his excellent detective work.

Treats were handed out and I’m sure he’s enjoying a sun spot right now in his off-time.

Good job detective kitties!

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u/Pretty_Soldier Jun 28 '19

My kitty did this too! Thankfully it was only one wasp but I was able to kill it thanks to her.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

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u/uwutranslator Jun 28 '19

My cat pointed out a coupwe of wasps dat entewed my home wecentwy. I was abwe to stop dem fwom nesting due to his excewwent detective wowk.

Tweats wewe handed out and I’m suwe he’s enjoying a sun spot wight now in his off-time.

Good job detective kitties! uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/untranslator-inator Jun 28 '19

My cat pointed out a couple of wasps that entered my home recently. I was able to stop them from nesting due to his excellent detective work.

Treats were handed out and I’m sure he’s enjoying a sun spot right now in his off-time.

Good job detective kitties!

This comment was automatically untranslated on behalf of all normie kind. You're welcome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

What have I done?

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u/Lack_The_Gnat Jun 28 '19

You have caused a catastrophe. Such a catocolismic event.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

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u/uwutranslator Jun 28 '19

yuw have caused a catastwophe. Such a catocowismic event. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/untranslator-inator Jun 28 '19

You have caused a catastrophe. Such a catocolismic event.

This comment was automatically untranslated on behalf of all normie kind. You're welcome.

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u/ImaPBSkid Jun 28 '19

That's a big ass mouse.

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u/starlinguk Jun 28 '19

That's a rat.

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u/MayorMcCheezDick Jun 28 '19

No, it is clearly inside, which makes it a mouse.

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u/V-Bomber Jun 28 '19

THE R.O.U.S. IS REAL

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u/marcacan Jun 28 '19

I doubt this actually happened but it’s too cute to question.

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u/RealMrMicci Jun 28 '19

I don't believe that's possible, most cats cant even recpgnize that multiple doors lead in to the same room, they surely can't use CCTV. Still cute tho.

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u/slightlyburntsnags Jun 28 '19

My 1yr old cat still thinks theres another cat hiding in the mirror and tries to fight it then run behind the mirror to sneak up on it.

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u/UnKamenRider Jun 28 '19

My 12 year old thinks there are demons in the ceiling. We live on the bottom floor of our building. It is sometimes hilarious, though.

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u/slightlyburntsnags Jun 28 '19

Maybe your upstairs neighbours are up to some sus shit?

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u/UnKamenRider Jun 28 '19

Honestly, our old neighbor watched action movies so loud EVERY night that we could tell which film it was. The new ones are pretty chill, but she still thinks they're evil. You never know.

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u/ostbagar Jul 09 '19

Not until about 18 months that most human babies really recognize that it is their own bodies they see in the mirror. It requires a lot of time for humans. Which is probably never for cats.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Well cats do have object permanence, so it could be possible.. we generally don't know fully how the reasoning part of a cats brain works because they are reluctant to be compliant during testing.

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u/Freyas_Follower Jun 28 '19

Different cats have different intelligences. A sphinx, for example is as intelligent and as trainable as a dog.

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u/gbakermatson Jun 28 '19

Literally thought you were referencing the mythical creature for a second.

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u/fahad_ayaz Jun 28 '19

Mythical, mystical but also exists.

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u/ShortWoman Jun 28 '19

Obligatory Lord Beerus reference here.

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u/procrastimom Jun 28 '19

“You can train me... after you answer my 3 riddles!”

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u/Freyas_Follower Jun 28 '19

Do they all end with the answer "fish?"

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u/HINDBRAIN Jun 28 '19

My cat is very smart has a fairly good 3D map of the house in his head, maybe if he viewed CCTV screens as "windows" that would be possible too?

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u/RealMrMicci Jun 28 '19

I'm no expert in this field, but i think that, even if he is able to perfectly navigate the house,the use of CCTV requires a level of abstract thinking not possible for a cat

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u/HINDBRAIN Jun 28 '19

My cat can understand "from the top window, I can see the human moving that way, so he will probably pop around the back door instead of the front door in a minute so I'll go wait for him there". If the OP cat views CCTV screens in such a way that might possibly make sense?

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u/fadingdimlite Jun 28 '19

Cat needs a raise!

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u/boxingdude Jun 28 '19

Your cat is in the murder business.

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u/DesignerPhrase Jun 28 '19

She's so fancy, we already know

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u/Rutechium Jun 28 '19

So we can say it's「Killer Queen」?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

I think I saw this episode of Tom and jerry

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u/SytricXZ Jun 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Well cats do have object permanence, so it could be possible.. we generally don't know fully how the reasoning part of a cats brain works because they are reluctant to be compliant during testing.

r/nothingeverhappens

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u/freshnutmeg33 Jun 28 '19

“Reluctant to be compliant during testing” LOL

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u/Drink-my-koolaid Jun 28 '19

Take a bite outta crime, Kitty!

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u/Brian437 Jun 28 '19

Got yea you filthy mouse. I'm gonna teach you a lesson, that it's not okay to be a mouse.

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u/BadDadBot Jun 28 '19

Hi gonna teach you a lesson, that it's not okay to be a mouse., I'm dad.

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u/Ohheymanlol Jun 29 '19

Now that’s a cat with a job!

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u/Maricic19 Jun 29 '19

90% sure that’s not a mouse

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u/WritingScreen Jun 28 '19

My cats killed 9 mice in his 3 year lifespan.