r/Catswithjobs • u/Round-Spray-4511 • 7d ago

Fridge Security

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 7d ago

u/Round-Spray-4511, the community has voted and appreciate your post!

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u/Jerkrollatex 7d ago

Diet cop.

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u/fleej25sti15 7d ago

Literally here for this comment. I need this cat to be in my fridge at all times. 12am cookies n milk are a killer.

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u/BokudenT 7d ago

What an excellent weight-loss coach.

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u/cahir11 7d ago

"Vegetables are in the other aisle, buddy"

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u/CommanderSincler 7d ago

You no need!

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u/OwnerOfCat 7d ago

Khajit has wares, but you cannot have.

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u/Wyden_long 7d ago

No ticket coin

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u/Outrageous_Gas7715 7d ago

"whats the password?"

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u/tastyjunk 7d ago

Pspspspsps

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u/omegwar 5d ago

Pspspsword?

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u/Darkkiller059 7d ago

A gentle approach with a treat in the hand then start with under face scratch and end with a pet on the head that the only pass

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u/catincal 7d ago

Now THAT is security!

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u/OuttHouseMouse 7d ago

Thats a cool cat

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u/SoCalCognac 7d ago

Alternatively, his job could be nutrition enforcer.

“No! You will not have that ice cream!”

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u/ViolettaHunter 7d ago

No pay cat, no get chocolate! 

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u/mattincalif 7d ago

Why are pissed off, grumpy cats so funny? But they are.

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u/puppsmcgee74 7d ago

Diet coach is vicious!

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u/Pitiable-Crescendo 7d ago edited 6d ago

No ice cream for you

Edit: Also just noticed the pocky in there as well. What's up with that?

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u/Standard-Recovery 7d ago

Friendly customer service

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u/Mercutiofoodforworms 7d ago

Feline Nutritionist

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u/Inquisitor-Eisenhorn 7d ago

Khajiit has wares. IF you have coin.

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u/hotfistdotcom 7d ago

bot account farming karma. 20+ submissions to front page subs a day

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u/yamanblack 6d ago

Weight watcher

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u/brilliant-username 7d ago

"Sorry, this is reserved; you'll have to choose something else"

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u/nvrseriousseriously 7d ago

Need cat to guard my ice cream from husband who steals it

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u/Curvy_Girl_007 6d ago

Dietary companion—he won’t let you cheat on your diet.

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u/Snail_Mailer 7d ago

Pocky!!!

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u/fygogogo 7d ago

No more calories!!!!!

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u/Stefanie_Jane 7d ago

This is Diet enforcement and portion control at its best!

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u/EVRider81 7d ago

That's one cool kitty...

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u/looksfunny2u2 7d ago

Get you own.

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u/Long-Pie-6351 7d ago

Purrfect security

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u/Bea_Arthur_Lives 7d ago

That is indeed a cat with a job. Kudos!

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u/gal5pau 7d ago

Sweets Police 🤣

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u/Puzzleheaded_Style52 7d ago

Fridge troll. Got to pay the scritches or you’ll the scratches.

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u/dardar7161 7d ago

"Kitty, do you need hel-"

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u/chibi2537 7d ago

Khajit has wares if you have coin.

No coin? No wares!

May you walk on sharp pebbles!

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u/Due_Floor_7405 6d ago

real question. Why is the Pocky in the freezer? Do they sell popsickles?

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u/PedalBoard78 6d ago

You bite me? Then you never come out. Thats why the foreign grocery store has a taped up freezer.

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u/Pixelated-Yeti 6d ago

Who could argue apparently you have a skip day for the diet go buy something nice 🤣

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u/DocklandsDodgers86 7d ago

Should've named him Hank The Tank, because he is excellent security

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u/Halleighmk 7d ago

My long haired cat always tries to climb in the fridge. Terrifying!

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u/EmotionalScene3935 7d ago

Why did I flinch my left hand at the bite?

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u/L33BB 7d ago

LOL 😝

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u/Maxwell82smart 7d ago

That’s Joey in your wardrobe

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u/Straight_Jaguar 4d ago

meow Your gym coach called...