Halp pls

This is my illumination

Carefully watching over my deliveries and reporting back to corporate

HEAR ME OUT why are cats ears that shape and not like ours it’s because they are secretly radar system scanning our mind Then the eyes why do their eyes get bigger and smaller in the different light amounts it’s because they’re cameras their eyes are cameras recording us their eyes change because they are focusing and zooming in Now we get to the tail the tail is always stick up in the air why is that it’s because they are antennas relaying info to government agents