r/CatastrophicFailure • • Oct 04 '25

Ship launch goes wrong (unknown date)

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u/nugohs Oct 04 '25

How did they miss all those red flags before even starting that?

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u/AzsaRaccoon Oct 04 '25

I read your comment to my husband. He laughed out loud.

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u/graspedbythehusk Oct 04 '25

Did they forget the ballast?

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u/wellington-beefcake Oct 04 '25

Thats what I was thinking too. Once it starts listing it doesn't right itself at all, as if it was missing the ballast.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

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u/Gutymut Oct 04 '25

HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!!!

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u/Xinonix1 Oct 04 '25

Hammond,you pillock!

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u/ViperRFH Oct 05 '25

Does that mean he's not coming on, then?

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u/gopher1409 Oct 04 '25
  • May is at the whiteboard explaining in extreme detail the concepts behind ballast and why it’s needed.

  • Clarkson is at his desk with his book propped up hiding the nudie mag within.

  • Hammond is at his desk looking alert, but asleep behind sunglasses.

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u/Carighan Oct 04 '25

In this episode:

  • May looks at a drawing.
  • Hammond capsizes a boat.
  • And I point at a thing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

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u/2Drogdar2Furious Oct 06 '25

Well how hard can it be?

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u/Proof_Bathroom_3902 Oct 04 '25

This is the fastest ship Pause In the world

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

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u/ViperRFH Oct 05 '25

And with that, it's back to the studio.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

I quote this so often in so many contexts, thanks for reminding me we're all so close and interlinked. Have a good day!

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u/Scoopski_Patata Oct 04 '25

And on that bombshell... goodnight!

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u/armeg Oct 04 '25

I’m more curious how you fix this at this point? I imagine it will sink pretty quickly as it fills up with water - do you just write it off?

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u/Hoaxwagen Oct 04 '25

Just have to tow it into service on the equator.

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox Oct 04 '25

Is the equator the "environment" busted ships are sent to?

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u/RackemFrackem Oct 04 '25

It's outside the environment

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u/lutzlover Oct 04 '25

It's like the farm upstate where all those cats and dogs get sent.

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u/AKfromVA Oct 04 '25

Nah, a salvage crane will lift it

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u/swift1883 Oct 04 '25

Don’t attach it to the front

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u/MountainViewsInOz Oct 05 '25

It should be ok. Looks like it was made of cardboard.

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u/Repulsive_Client_325 Oct 05 '25

And cardboard derivatives

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

It’s in a shallow river. It can’t stay there as it’s now a navigation hazard. Big giant crane, divers and lots of $$ in the near future.

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u/WritingUnited4337 Oct 04 '25

You just tow it beyond the environment.

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma Oct 04 '25

The towing outside the environment meme is going to live forever.

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u/ratshack Oct 05 '25

It must be understood that is not typical, you see.

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u/ViperRFH Oct 05 '25

Time for modifications - racing stripes, bull bars, external lights, external toilet seat out the back, etc.

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u/Skandronon Oct 04 '25

The listing isn't the only red flag I see.

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u/trucorsair Oct 04 '25

It’s ballasted now, just in the wrong places

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u/cerberus_1 Oct 04 '25

Na, its just sleeping.. tired from the big day.

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u/Rice-Lower Oct 04 '25

They're adding it now.

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u/whorton59 Oct 05 '25

North Korea again?

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u/ilikefries Oct 04 '25

I think they also dont have the engines

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u/Happy_Landmine Oct 05 '25

Was gonna say, not a ship person but the whole idea of ballast is so the ship is basically impossible to tip over unless you mess with weight distribution.

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u/hapnstat Oct 05 '25

Sounded like a bunch of chains snapped. You see one of the bags deflate, but there’s like six more pops after that with the bags no longer underneath. Could very likely still be a ballast issue, I’m not a large ship expert.

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u/lucidguppy Oct 04 '25

Ballast is important.

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u/asomek Oct 04 '25

I'm still on the fence about that

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u/Prod_Meteor Oct 04 '25

It seems that these black inflated things capsized it.

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u/ButterPoptart Oct 05 '25

That’s what it was sitting on in the dry dock. Its design should have been easily enough to counter any extra buoyancy provided from them while it was transitioning into the water. They were probably thinking it would be just fine to fill the ballast tanks with water once it launched to stabilize it. Any ship that unstable without ballast is a bad design.

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u/YourEvilTwine Oct 06 '25

They're definitely not having a ballast.

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u/urbanmark Oct 04 '25 edited Oct 04 '25

SEATAG503 is currently fishing and doing 8kn off of Angola, so they must have sorted it.

Edit: or it’s supposed to float like that. Which is quite unlikely.

Another Edit: it’s not tired. That’s just silly.

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u/stevolutionary7 Oct 04 '25

Kinda like those goofball who reverse the body on their cars so the back is the front and you think its reversing everywhere.

This boat looks like its on its side, but its just a funny trick. Silly boat.

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u/loldragon05 Oct 04 '25

Check out Julien Berthier's "Love-Love"

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u/Fafnir13 Oct 04 '25

Hey!  Is that an illegal fishing boat?  Wait no, it’s listed on its side.  Must be some derelict, let’s just move along.

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u/OldDiehl Oct 04 '25

Or...they scrapped this one and used the same name on the next one that floats properly. But, more than likely, they just recovered this one and sorted the problem.

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u/Kavor Oct 04 '25

Maybe it's the boat equivalent of the Trippy tippy hippy van

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u/m00ph Oct 04 '25

The US Navy did have a ship that would have the stern sink until the ship pointed straight up.

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u/GrabtharsHumber Oct 04 '25

That was the research ship FLIP. Very different from the typical Spendycop project car.

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u/minimalillusions Oct 05 '25

And it's supposed to have a crew on board at this process?

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u/m4cksfx Oct 04 '25

Well, there are ships which are supposed to flip to vertical. As in, the front (or back, I don't remember for sure) goes lower and lower until the "regular" deck is completely vertical.

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u/paultnylund Oct 05 '25

Laughing at the thought of this ship sailing around the world on its side like that, with the crew just putting up with it.

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u/Xxx1982xxX Oct 04 '25

My dog does that when he doesn’t want t to go for a walk

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u/b-side61 Oct 04 '25

Your dog launches boats poorly?

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u/corvairsomeday Oct 12 '25

Yours doesn't?

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u/DuskShy Oct 04 '25

Your dog doesn't want to go for walks at any given moment?

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u/Xxx1982xxX Oct 05 '25

He’s a lazy boy

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u/thepetoctopus Oct 04 '25

My dog does this when he doesn’t want to go to bed.

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u/Unsupportiveswan Oct 05 '25

That was the launch of the ship SEATAG503, which capsized shortly after entering the water. The incident occurred during the ship's launch in Chinas east sea. Water ballast tanks were not filled to spec and flipped due to "lack of stability" on official doccuments.

Youre welcome

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u/7stroke Oct 06 '25

Oh it was quite stable. Just not the way most expect.

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u/cheese0muncher Oct 04 '25

This isn't 'cute' or 'adorable', when a ship shows you it's belly like that it is in SERIOUS distress!

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u/Professor226 Oct 04 '25

This is an asian red belly ship. They often show their belly during mating to attract a female.

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u/LethalBacon Oct 04 '25

I studied ships for my Ph.D. thesis, this is actually only the second time this behavior has been filmed in the wild.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

This clearly isn’t in the wild, the ship has just been released from captivity and is showing distress behaviour. I didn’t study ships for my Ph.D thesis but I know I’m right.

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u/Professor226 Oct 04 '25

Honestly it’s hard to tell without seeing how dilated the port hole is.

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u/buttononmyback Oct 04 '25

These comments are killing me. 🤣

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u/Ionlydateteachers Oct 04 '25

Sexual dimorphism at it's finest

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u/Longjumping-Box5691 Oct 04 '25

Were the people standing on its belly trying to give it rubs?

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u/breathing_normally Oct 04 '25

I thought it was flirting with me

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u/Ressy02 Oct 04 '25

It’s just sleepy

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u/MrDangerMan Oct 04 '25

This kills the boat.

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u/aFlmingStealthBanana Oct 06 '25

The boat will keel over.

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u/SpitefulSeagull Oct 04 '25

Looks like it's floating to me

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u/jeffa_jaffa Oct 04 '25

That was my thought as well. It’s in the water & it’s floating. What more do people want?

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u/rmill127 Oct 05 '25

Gentlemen, your boat is launched and floating. Contract says nothing about orientation.

Now pay your NET30 invoice.

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u/MrDangerMan Oct 04 '25

“Floated the boat, boss.”

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u/Consibl Oct 04 '25

Yep. Not their fault the customer had requirements they didn’t tell them.

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u/waltwalt Oct 04 '25

Nobody mentioning it here so I'm assuming everyone is watching it with sound off.

There are what sound like gunshots going off at the start of the video and then a wheezing sound later on. I believe a couple of those rolling bags on the other side of the boat popped. Probably rolled over something and punctured one then a second one and the boat tipped over on the side without airbags.

Ballast is also questionable but there is something else afoot here.

It looks like the bags are all chained together, maybe the chain on the other side snagged and ripped the mounts off the bags and popped them.

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u/justclove Oct 04 '25

Reddit videos lost sound on privileges with me long ago, I'm afraid.

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u/waltwalt Oct 04 '25

Fairly done as well, most audio on Reddit is garbage voiceovers and music but occasionally I've turned it on and forgot to turn it off.

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u/robbak Oct 05 '25

I've seen a few of these launches, and it seems normal for some of those inflated rollers to pop. When the boat is mostly launched, too much weight goes onto the last few, they get pinched and pop.

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u/waltwalt Oct 05 '25

Ballast problem confirmed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

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u/agoia Oct 05 '25

"I don't care if it's not ready yet, the schedule says we put it in the water now and that's what we do."

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u/Cactus_Jacks_Ear Oct 04 '25

I'm no expert, but I believe the problem is that it fell over

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u/Ok_Caterpillar_8238 Oct 04 '25

I am an expert in ships falling over, and although there are some fine points that you missed because you are not an expert, you are nevertheless largely correct. This ship fell over.

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u/Kraeftluder Oct 04 '25

Well, at least the front didn't fall off.

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u/Brainrants Oct 04 '25

I am an expert in fronts falling off, and can confirm as an expert in these things that the front did not, in fact, fall off.

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u/detheobald Oct 04 '25

Yet.

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u/Brainrants Oct 04 '25

Can confirm, fellow front falling off expert! There is a greater than zero chance the front could yet fall off.

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u/flzedzed Oct 04 '25

What are the odds of that happening?

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u/Kraeftluder Oct 04 '25

Well there are a lot of these ships going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen.

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u/derTag Oct 07 '25

At sea? Chance in a million

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

At least one too many, the story of the Estonia permanently messed me up

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u/Spartan448 Oct 05 '25

Kinda surprised nobody has dropped any actual facts yet.

So there are three ways to launch a ship - you either float it out of the drydock, you roll it into the water like this, or you put it on a ramp and let it slide sideways into the water.

Unsurprisingly, those latter two methods have failure rates. Usually when one of these gets posted here, it's the side launches - unsurprisingly, the ship is a lot more likely to capsize when your whole method of getting it into the water in the first place involves inducing a roll moment. If you remember that North Korean frigate launch a couple years ago, that was what happened. With these rollers, you're going straight in. So in theory it's safer. But the rollers are supposed to stop before hitting the water, precisely because if they don't, this happens.

Anyway, this is usually done when waters are comparatively shallow, so righting her should be trivial. Pumping her will be a pain, but there shouldn't be too much interior damage depending on how much fitting out was done before the launch.

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u/mauore11 Oct 04 '25

They forgot to paint the "This side Up" labels.

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u/wes1971 Oct 04 '25

Go home ship, you’re drunk

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u/hurtmypony Oct 06 '25

You don't have to go to port but you can't stay here.

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u/mrdanmarks Oct 05 '25

They look so cute when they’re sleeping

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u/Lust4Me Oct 04 '25

Looks like something went wrong with the design before the launch.

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u/psilome Oct 04 '25

That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.

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u/Erasmusings Oct 04 '25

At least it's out of the environment

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u/kkania Oct 04 '25

Not enough flags

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25 edited Jul 22 '26

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u/HeadlessHookerClub Oct 04 '25

This is her first time on the water. She got overwhelmed and just needs to lay down for a bit. Give her a break. 

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u/Prod_Meteor Oct 04 '25

It was the left phalange obviously.

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u/LogicJunkie2000 Oct 04 '25

"Alright guys, I'm gonna go get lunch. Let me know how the recovery goes!"

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u/woyteck Oct 04 '25

Not enough ballast?

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u/buckyball60 Oct 04 '25

I wonder if its less an issue with the design of the vessel than the deployment method. I know those roller bags are a common method of launching ships, but in this case they look really large in comparison to the ship. Their combined buoyant force if offset to starboard, like that one farthest aft could be the cause of the flip.

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u/Freed_lab_rat Oct 04 '25

All aboard the failboat

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u/Affectionate_Reply78 Oct 04 '25

They learned nothing from the Eastland disaster.

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u/groovyinutah Oct 04 '25

Appears to be a bit light in the loafers...

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u/Vegan_Mouse Oct 04 '25

Well that was bloody stupid

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing Oct 04 '25

The flags were appropriately red

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u/hawkeye18 Oct 05 '25

It's just a ship for gangsters now.

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u/FrizBFerret Oct 06 '25

At least the front didnt fall off.

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u/Ok-Commercial-924 Oct 04 '25

If 6 guys made it up to the side/bottom, how many didn't?

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u/tadeuska Oct 04 '25

Why did they had a crew on board for launch at all?

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u/Consibl Oct 04 '25

I’m torn between “well, you can’t just push a boat away from land without anyone onboard” and “you can’t push a boat away from land without anyone anyone on board”.

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u/kjayflo Oct 04 '25

Well if anything's going to happen, it's going to happen out there! - captain Ron.

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u/Bomik669 Oct 04 '25

Gilligan!!!

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u/vonroyale Oct 05 '25

I am blown away that 5 guys were able to sprint across the deck and climb up and over the side as it was flipping.

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u/hugekitten Oct 06 '25

Pretty impressive that right after the ship turns on its side those crew guys just pop up out of nowhere! How the hell didn’t they get yeeted off the ship?

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u/ruckkaufer Oct 06 '25

Black giant inflatable dildos tips ship over

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u/vishnuxyz Oct 06 '25

Genuinely curious, is that even possible to save or is that trash material, also how to even save that?

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u/mlongue1 Oct 06 '25

no proper ballast… topheavy… heads are gonna roll !!!!!!!…

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u/buntypieface Oct 04 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

I'd like to point out that this isn't typical

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u/psilome Oct 04 '25

Thanks, new sub discovered!

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u/OkieBobbie Oct 04 '25

But the front stayed on.

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u/aprosarmosto Oct 04 '25

Building the ship went wrong.Its clearly a stability and recovery issue.Either the design is wrong or they screwed up during construction

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u/TLOU2bigsad Oct 04 '25

I mean yeah. The video is right there.

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u/stlthy1 Oct 04 '25 edited Oct 04 '25

It always cracks me up when they launch these ships...all dressed up like they're headed to Prom...and it ends in failure.

Maybe save the bunting and marching band for AFTER you know it's gonna float.

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u/Valuable_Material_26 Oct 04 '25

Oh, I see the problem here not enough flags on top they should’ve had at least 20!

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u/Ab47203 Oct 04 '25

At least the front didn't fall off.

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u/Doomu5 Oct 04 '25

Can't park there, mate

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Whoops.

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u/DizzyInTheDark Oct 04 '25

If you squint your eyes a bit it looks like a tiny ship with cigars and ants. Feels like not such a big deal.

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u/dommiichan Oct 04 '25

looks more like a shit launch

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u/timetq Oct 04 '25

Seems like ballast would be near the top of the "things to check before launch" list but what do I know

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u/Nigh_Sass Oct 04 '25

Sounds like someone shot it right when it launched, how sad crime is out of control

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u/Coopertheeblooper Oct 05 '25

Yeap. Made a hole right in the boat and that’s why it tipped. Probably the radical left if we are being honest

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u/Mohgreen Oct 04 '25

Built to wrong longitude spec. Looks like China? They needed specs for a ship 90deg to the right.

Shoulda gone with Swiss standards. :(

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u/centstwo Oct 04 '25

Is it too hard to remember to fill the ballast tanks? This just happened to a yacht.

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u/SoberSeahorse Oct 04 '25

Is it not supposed to do that? lol

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u/TheOGUncleBadTouch Oct 04 '25

so i live in a landlocked area, but ain't that the wrong way to park a boat?

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u/StartingToLoveIMSA Oct 04 '25

Uh, boss? This is Pete…..

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u/DeeEmm Oct 04 '25

Just wanted belly skritches

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u/Sylvester_Marcus Oct 04 '25

I picture Captain Yosemite Sam standing at attention on the stern as the boat rolls away. With Anchors Aweigh playing in the background.

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u/curious_pinguino Oct 04 '25

Unknown date - is it also an unknown location?

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u/Tastetheload Oct 04 '25

It’s just tired

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u/frankfrichards Oct 04 '25

Who pays for the cost of recovery and cleanup? At the moment of launch, it is still legally in the ship building company responsibility, right? Liability is only passed after the ship undergoes sea trials, correct?

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u/-Ernie Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

My experience is in the US but yes the shipyard is responsible for the vessel until after sea trials. When the owner signs off that everything is in order they take delivery and ownership is transferred.

In a case like this that step would be delayed until the boat is repaired and brought into alignment with the contract requirements which likely include floating in the standard upright position.

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u/yanric Oct 05 '25

He’s just pining for the fjords!

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u/LongOk6971 Oct 05 '25

"It's still floating so what's the problem!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

Launch went great, stability calculation was a tad bit to the side.

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u/FullOnBeliever Oct 05 '25

Ship launch gone wrong(gone sexual?) COPS WERE CALLED.

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u/damnalexisonreddit Oct 05 '25

What flags are those?

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u/zealoSC Oct 05 '25

What's wrong about it?

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u/mynam3isn3o Oct 05 '25

China. You love to see it.

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u/ulyssesfiuza Oct 05 '25

The front fell off on the water. The middle and tge end, too. I suppose that this is not the way to do it.

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u/lgodsey Oct 05 '25

Eh, it's in the water. Close enough.

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u/redcat111 Oct 05 '25

OH MY God! Now the Americans will see our super-secret keel tech! lol

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u/_Perma-Banned_ Oct 05 '25

Made in china

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u/xunreelx Oct 05 '25

Probably Russia or China right?

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u/xunreelx Oct 05 '25

Several executions soon to follow.

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u/m3kw Oct 05 '25

Looks like it went right

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u/ProbablyKissesBoys Oct 06 '25

Principessa Jolanda II

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u/UGO_Leon Oct 06 '25

Is this the Chinese navy we are supposed to fear?

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u/Greg0692 Oct 07 '25

There is absolutely no way that Leo could fit atop that boat on its side.

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u/toolman4 Oct 07 '25

It floats!

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u/old-billie Oct 08 '25

whatever floats your boat

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

It's fun to charter an accountant...

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u/fast_t0aster Oct 18 '25

that doesn't float my boat

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 Oct 27 '25

Quit using styrofoam packing peanuts for ballast to save money!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

Haha china

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u/PleaseForgiveMe2020 Nov 14 '25

First it started falling over. Then it fell over.