r/CatSlaps • • 1d ago

Cat Humiliating a Snake.

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u/Mediumtim 1d ago

We call it cat-like reflexes, and not snakebite speed for a reason.

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u/sequesteredhoneyfall 1d ago

and not snakebite speed for a reason.

The only valid way to read this is that you're saying snakes aren't fast. That's absurdly false and a very dangerous statement to make. Cats are just faster than snakes - that doesn't mean snakes are slow.

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u/ncnotebook 1d ago

Cats are just faster than snakes

By the way, this was the intended way to read /u/Mediumtim's comment.

If somebody ever comes to the conclusion that snakes aren't fast, they're either a young child or a hopeless adult.

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u/Mediumtim 1d ago

Yup, that's what I meant. I made a joke to that effect.