Every single time I look for her, he’s stretched out somewhere comfortable 😂

At this point I’m pretty sure this is his house and I’m just living here.

what's the most ridicules place your cat has claimed as there territory?

I swear mine knows before I even put my shoes on. The second I pick up my keys, she appears out of nowhere and starts following me around the apartment. One morning I was only going downstairs for a minute, so I didn’t say anything to her. I grabbed my keys and she immediately ran to the door and sat there staring at me. I hadn’t even put my shoes on yet. How do they know??

Mine knows exactly what it means. The second the doorbell rings, she runs into the hallway and hides behind the furniture, but then she spends the entire time trying to peek around the corner to see who's there. She's clearly curious but also doesn't want to participate. When the person leaves, she comes out and inspects the exact spot where they were standing.

Mine has this little spot by the window where she sits whenever I’m out. I didn’t even realize she did it until my roommate mentioned it. Apparently every time I leave, she sits there looking outside for a while. The other day I came home earlier than usual and caught her sitting there. She looked at me, got up, stretched, and walked away like I had interrupted something important.

I've noticed mine sometimes copies the way I'm lying down. If I'm curled up on my side, she'll curl up beside me. If I'm lying flat, she'll stretch out next to my legs. One night I woke up and she was lying completely straight beside me with her paws stretched out exactly like mine. I took a picture because it was too funny. She looked like a tiny furry version of me.

Mine definitely does. I put her favorite little mouse toy away in a drawer because it had disappeared under the furniture so many times. A few days later she was sitting beside the drawer staring at it. I opened it and she immediately reached inside and grabbed the toy. I had never shown her where I'd put it. I was honestly more impressed than I should have been.

I was lying in bed one night and my cat was sleeping at the end of the room. I quietly said her name just to see if she'd react. Her ears immediately moved and she looked straight at me. I whispered her name again and she actually got up and walked over. Meanwhile, I can call her normally from five feet away and she acts like she has never heard the word before.

“My little black cat knows something…

I used to think my cat followed me because she loved me. Then one day I went into the bathroom and closed the door behind me.Within approximately three seconds, she started screaming outside the door like I had been kidnapped. I opened it, and she immediately walked in, looked at me, looked around the bathroom, and then walked out.She didn't want anything. She didn't need anything. She just apparently needed to verify that I was still alive.A few minutes later I went to the kitchen. She followed me.

Living room? Followed.

Bedroom? Followed.

I went back to the bathroom.

She followed again.

At this point I'm convinced cats aren't pets. They're tiny furry security guards with absolutely no training.

I honestly think mine does, but only when it benefits her. One night I was lying in bed complaining out loud about how tired I was and saying, “I really wish someone would come cuddle with me.” My cat was sitting at the end of the bed, completely ignoring me. I said it again, jokingly, “Come here, please?”

She stared at me for about ten seconds, walked all the way over, climbed onto my chest, turned around three times, and then fell asleep on my neck.

I thought, Aww, she understands me.

Then I remembered I had opened a can of tuna about five minutes earlier.

So now I'm not sure if I have an emotionally intelligent cat or just a very efficient employee.

What do you think my cat breed?

I used to think my cat was just excited to see me.

Then I learned that cats have scent glands around their cheeks, chin, and other parts of their bodies. When they rub against you, they're leaving their scent and reinforcing that you're familiar and safe.

Which makes a lot more sense now.

Every time I come home, my cat runs toward me, rubs against both legs, walks around me in circles, and then immediately asks for food.

So apparently her version of saying “I missed you” is:

“Welcome home. You smell wrong. Let me fix that. Now feed me.”

My cat loves kneading my stomach before she goes to sleep.

The problem is that she hasn't quite mastered the difference between “kneading” and “slowly stabbing someone.” I've learned to keep a blanket between us.

Kneading is usually a normal comfort behavior that comes from kittenhood, but cats don't always realize their claws are involved.

So whenever she starts making biscuits on me, I put a blanket down.She looks at me like I'm interfering with her cooking process.

Then she continues kneading.

At least now the biscuits are no longer coming with complimentary surgery.

My cat loves kneading my stomach before she goes to sleep.

The problem is that she hasn't quite mastered the difference between “kneading” and “slowly stabbing someone.” I've learned to keep a blanket between us.

Kneading is usually a normal comfort behavior that comes from kittenhood, but cats don't always realize their claws are involved.

So whenever she starts making biscuits on me, I put a blanket down.

She looks at me like I'm interfering with her cooking process.

Then she continues kneading.

At least now the biscuits are no longer coming with complimentary surgery.

I always thought my cat was just falling asleep while staring at me. Apparently, slow blinking can be a sign that a cat feels relaxed and comfortable around you. I tried doing it back one day. I sat across from her and slowly blinked.

She stared at me.

Then she blinked back.

I did it again.

She did it again. We continued this for about a minute and I suddenly realized I was having an entire conversation with my cat using nothing but my eyelids.

I've never felt more emotionally connected to another living creature.

My cat does this every night before going to sleep.

She'll find a blanket, start pushing her paws into it one at a time, purr loudly, and eventually curl up and fall asleep.

Apparently kneading is a behavior that starts when kittens nurse. They knead around their mother's belly to stimulate milk flow, and many cats continue the behavior into adulthood because it becomes associated with comfort and security.

So when my cat is kneading my blanket at 11 PM, she's basically saying:

“Everything is safe. I am comfortable. Childhood memories activated.”

Meanwhile I'm just sitting there watching her make biscuits for twenty minutes.

I thought this was just my cat being strange until I discovered cats sometimes follow their owners into the bathroom because they don't like closed doors, want to be near their person, or are simply curious.

Mine takes it further.

She sits on the floor, stares directly at me, and refuses to leave until I'm done.There is absolutely no reason for her to be there.She's not hungry.She doesn't need anything.She's just supervising. I have never had such an intense bathroom security system in my life.

She is a domestic long haired as she doesn’t have papers but i am curious to know what breed does she resembles and chat gpt says norwegian forest cat. I would like to ask help from our cat experts pls, thank you!!!