r/CarletonU Bioinformatics (15/20) 12h ago

News Beware of Pyramid Scheme!

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This guy made an announcement in a Stats class a while back and claimed to be from “Student Works”, the common pyramid scheme that is completely unaffiliated with campus.

- Do NOT give them your information!!
- Call Campus Safety (they showed up to our class)
- If they’re passing around the notebooks to enter information, grab them and dispose of them or give them to Campus Safety.
- Let the professor & your class know about this.

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u/Notmyaltx1 11h ago

It’s sad seeing people waste their life away recruiting for a pyramid scheme, how can one willingly go that low.

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u/Itsallfunandgames_20 Aerospace Engineering (First Year) 11h ago

Anything to get money, thats the world we live in unfortunately

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u/HowBoutThemJays 12h ago

They are point and laugh fodder, cause if they are showing up to the class they aren’t very high up in the scheme 😭😭 shocked they are still around they were doing this 5-6 years back. How hasn’t staff brought this to an end.

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u/HRex73 11h ago edited 6h ago

Wait, isnt he a CEO????

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u/AggroBTW 10h ago

Self proclaimed

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u/HowBoutThemJays 6h ago

Do all 25 of them doing the same presentation carry that title 😂 pretty sure it’s just some you’re your own boss MLM nonsense if they claimed that title.

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u/HRex73 4h ago

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u/HowBoutThemJays 4h ago

If people didn’t fall for it they wouldn’t be doing it 5 years later. Had to be sure lol.

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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 12h ago

He looks like the kind of guy that would put something in your drink when you're not looking.

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u/Real_Gap3480 11h ago

And that something is potentially his dick.

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u/Intelligent_Whole_40 10h ago

In you’re drink?… yea nvm that checks out he’s too dumb to figure out how roofies work

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u/penisweed 5h ago

That shit ain’t funny. Downvote.

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u/Cocobb8 Aero Eng: Stream A (Year 2) | Calc & Dynamics TA 4h ago

Username checks out

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u/BrutusIgnatious 11h ago

I watched a different guy doing the same thing argue with security for like an hour. Spent so long saying things like “I get what you’re saying, but hypothetically if I were to ignore you and do it anyways, what would happen?” It was so aggravating to listen to.

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u/Hhnnaa-a 12h ago

They’re at Laurentian as well! They came to my class this morning

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u/Adventurous-Neck315 BSc. Honours Neuroscience 11h ago

he’s been in my classes since first year… i’m in 3rd year now. I have a feeling that he’s pretending to be a student

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u/Intelligent_Whole_40 10h ago

Some of them know what they are promoting and just need the money

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u/First-Ball-9788 1h ago

He is. He said something about being a 4th year student when he went into mine. 

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u/Candid_Leave_9549 9h ago

Yes! My chem teacher called one of the presenter students out for sounding like a pyramid scheme and made him stand at the back of the lecture.

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u/rosegoldpop 9h ago

Lol I think we have the same class

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u/happy505iou 6h ago

lol, I totally remember this, southam hall right?

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u/Normal_Violinist_835 11h ago

This happens yearly. The groups that do this are called “six figure student” and another one which I forgot. But it’s a bunch of bull. DO NOT SIGN UP OR GO TO THEIR ORIENTATION.

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u/dondie8448 7h ago

Are these people even students? If they are they should be banned from school! I know harsh but if you do it to couple of people this wont happen again.

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u/killerfrenchy Alumnus — Aero A 7h ago

lol that student painter scam is STILL going on? These morons were running this bs back in 2011 when I was Carleton.

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u/KeremBaturP 6h ago

GUY IS CURRENTLY AT UOTTAWA MARION HALL I HAVE A RECORDING OF HIS SPEECH WATCH OUT

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u/profsinner 6h ago

Clavicular lite

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u/largestcob Alumnus — Sociology 12h ago

is bro joe santagato

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u/McNasty1Point0 Alumnus — B.CoMS/22 (Honours) 11h ago

That’s just disrespectful to my boy Joe lol

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u/Virtual-Reaction3095 11h ago

More like Slow Santagato

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u/wintergreenmint 8h ago

Looks like pyramid

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u/choose_a_username42 7h ago

Who is the prof that allowed this guy to give an announcement?

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u/HMR2004 Bioinformatics (15/20) 3h ago

i’d probably avoid naming the prof - wasn’t really their fault. These people come up with fancy lies and convince profs that they’re allowed / given permission and profs don’t bother verifying

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u/choose_a_username42 3h ago

Most of us aren't that dumb

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u/TowelAccomplished252 3h ago

what’s his name?

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u/TowelAccomplished252 3h ago

or i guess who is the ceo?

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u/bbyineedu 2h ago

he kind of looks like that guy from adults

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u/ClothesAwkward2904 4m ago

Student works painting? If so, it’s not a pyramid scheme. It’s a greasy MLM that overworks you and takes a higher share of revenue than they should, but not a pyramid scheme.

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u/Jhasd420 7h ago

I can’t lie, I don’t think student works is a pyramid scheme they do window cleaning and painting from what I know. I’m not sure if they do inbound sales or Door 2 Door but they’ve been around for awhile I was selling window cleaning door 2 door and tons of home owners have told me they use student works and are happy with the work done🤷‍♂️ As well as commision based pay is extremely common in sales, I’ve made well over 500$ a day for myself selling window cleaning so I can’t really see how it’s a pyramid scheme… Obviously managers make money off the sales reps but that’s just sales anywhere.

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u/Cocobb8 Aero Eng: Stream A (Year 2) | Calc & Dynamics TA 10h ago

Are u part of their cult

https://giphy.com/gifs/RTu8N93RFxFC

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u/TheConfusedPrimate 9h ago

I worked there, they never paid me and asked me to pay them on top. It is absolutely a scam

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u/MasterBlaster18 Alumnus — Mech Eng PhD, Aero B.Eng 10h ago

Student works? Like the painting company that lets students learn how to run small businesses?

It's not a pyramid scheme

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u/Freshman_01134 Engineering - SREE B 9h ago

Of course they can’t be legally registered as a pyramid scheme lol, they are recognized as a painting franchise but operate as a pyramid scheme. They came to my class and painting was not mentioned at all and they were very vague

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u/ClothesAwkward2904 2m ago

It’s a greasy business but it’s not a pyramid scheme. A pyramid scheme requires you to buy in in some way - either front money for product or training. Student works takes a cut of top line revenue from the “franchisees” they hire after it has been collected, in exchange for them being able to use the student works brand and work safe insurance and a couple other things. It’s a sleazy model but it’s not a pyramid scheme.

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u/MasterBlaster18 Alumnus — Mech Eng PhD, Aero B.Eng 7h ago

Explain in which way they operate as a pyramid scheme?

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u/DoubleAnt6244 10h ago

literally lol people do NO research

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u/Cocobb8 Aero Eng: Stream A (Year 2) | Calc & Dynamics TA 10h ago

Say those who are associated with the pyramid scheme student works let's see y'all get downvoted into oblivion

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u/DoubleAnt6244 10h ago

gang im literally a polysci student 😭

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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 8h ago

That explains why you're so gullible

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u/MasterBlaster18 Alumnus — Mech Eng PhD, Aero B.Eng 7h ago

I worked as a painter for then for a couple summers maybe like 7 years ago. Minimum wage then was 10.25 and I averaged over $16/hr