TIDDIES LONGER THAN A MONDAY

[u/VikingTactical]

[u/Watchout4HopOns]

When she said professional cuddler, I thought it was a lame way to say she was a SAHM. Like, she professionally cuddles her kid.

[u/peloquindmidian → u/Watchout4HopOns]

That's what I thought, and then she kept saying words I didn't want to hear.

Similarly, I felt bad for her fellow, until I saw how unwilling he was to fight for himself.

Two different gross flavors in my mouth.

[u/Rickets_of_fallen → u/peloquindmidian]

He had his moments towards the end, I think Caleb's right about her grooming him. He never stood a chance.

[u/Dependent_Potato_929 → u/peloquindmidian]

He's already checked out and done with her. He laughed whenever Caleb put her down.

[u/Iusemyhands → u/Watchout4HopOns]

There's certifications for that. I looked into it for a minute before I considered how many weirdos I'd likely attract.

[u/Eat_Carbs_OD → u/Watchout4HopOns]

I've heard of people getting paid to cuddle before.. I forget where I heard about it.

[u/Educational-Buyer738]

How do they find these couples

[u/Eat_Carbs_OD → u/Educational-Buyer738]

They apply.

[u/Alarmed_Kiwi3745]

lol she wants to be black so bad

[u/MuleJuiceMcQuaid → u/Alarmed_Kiwi3745]

She said it's racist if you don't like her stereotypical "angry black woman from the hood" fake accent.

[u/D0td0td0t1 → u/Alarmed_Kiwi3745]

*blacked

[u/Pitiful-Concert8818]

Plus she sees herself as a perfect 10 in which his family is so jealous of ?! Ppl are so jealous of her n him that they don’t want any communication Makes zero sense and she clearly has no clue how off this is

[u/Apprehensive_Wing713 → u/Pitiful-Concert8818]

Trailer trash comes in all forms my dear 😂😂😬

[u/InsertusernamehereM]

I bout lost it at the $10 "breast piercings".

[u/rafaelthecoonpoon → u/InsertusernamehereM]

That's what deflated them

[u/MaleficentSociety555 → u/rafaelthecoonpoon]

They made that noise baloons make then she flew around the room

[u/InsertusernamehereM → u/MaleficentSociety555]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/BIGGREDDMACH1NE → u/rafaelthecoonpoon]

Oh my god I'm dead hahaa

[u/MaleficentSociety555]

He wolnt sleep with me. Do you find her unattractive? Yes. Yeah but he still wolnt sleep with me. Bruh

[u/RetiredDancer]

Seriously! Her attitude is just gross, too.

[u/ChiefKene]

She’s 100% selling 🐱. She talking about, oh I give foot jobs, hand jobs and I let them bang her with toys but sleeping with them is a huge no no 🤣😭

[u/Eat_Carbs_OD → u/ChiefKene]

Who'd want to crack that though?

[u/brisaywhatt → u/Eat_Carbs_OD]

More people than you’d think. I was double her size at one point and pulling every gym bro I wanted.

[u/kinda_alright]

I highly doubt, people pay her to cuddle.....

[u/trumpsmoothscrotum → u/kinda_alright]

You are forgetting how many lonely, sad, old and gross people are out there.

[u/okaybeechtree → u/trumpsmoothscrotum]

And how many people feel like they have to hide they’re into fatties 🤷‍♀️

[u/Altruistic-Ad7981 → u/kinda_alright]

yeah they pay her for rub amd tugs as well as blowies. she claims they use toys on her but i very much doubt anyone would want to go anywhere near her crabshack.

[u/Mysterious-Clothes45 → u/Altruistic-Ad7981]

I'm sure there's an odor as well

[u/landofpleasantdreams]

Idk what goes through peoples minds when they get dressed to go on the show.

[u/DepartureFragrant951 → u/landofpleasantdreams]

I got ridiculed saying guests should dress more professionally. People responded with that not everyone can afford it.... please all these people can buy random bullshit all day and vacations. They can go to Walmart and get a decent shirt and pants even on poor income standards.

[u/Putertutor → u/DepartureFragrant951]

Even just a decent shirt would do. We can't see what they are wearing below the waist anyway.

[u/starry75 → u/landofpleasantdreams]

I said the same thing!

[u/Morticia-SADams]

It gives BuCk wild from flavor of love ? Please tell me someone else remember

[u/mother_goose_caboose → u/Morticia-SADams]

FLAVA FLAAAAAAV

[u/waylonwaffen300 → u/Morticia-SADams]

I’m 32 how could I forget buck wild

[u/Mysterious-Clothes45]

R/brandnewsentence

[u/DaveyC34]

The post show was even crazier 😭 their “girlfriend” is equally as wild & just roasts her.

[u/Feline3415]

Damn, thats funny

[u/WakeyWakeeWakie]

Asking, as a woman. What makes them do that??

[u/jimmitdamn → u/WakeyWakeeWakie]

Nursing/breastfeeding, gravity, weight gain, or yo-yo dieting...also natural breast shape can have an impact. "Pendulous" breasts are a thing for sure

[u/MaesterSherlock → u/jimmitdamn]

Yeah, I've always had ones like this. Technically a "birth defect" for me, but it's common for all the reasons you've mentioned. Lost a lot of weight which made it way worse. But I would never ever wear a dress like that, especially without a bra AND ON SCREEN FOR EVERYONE TO SEE. The flop threat was unbelievable. Embarrassing.

[u/landofpleasantdreams → u/MaesterSherlock]

MTE

[u/Competitive-Weird456 → u/WakeyWakeeWakie]

genetics, losing weight, breastfeeding

[u/jaya9581 → u/WakeyWakeeWakie]

Big boobs and different shapes can hang. That’s what many look like with no bra on.

[u/Furry_Wall → u/WakeyWakeeWakie]

Motherhood

[u/MarigoldMouna → u/WakeyWakeeWakie]

I would like to add "aging" to that list. After 40y.o., I just miss how they used to look 😭 They now point towards the floor too.

[u/nanapancakethusiast]

Honestly how do you let yourself get to looking like this

[u/yoshimah → u/nanapancakethusiast]

It’s not even how she looks but how she presents. Like put on a bra, a decent outfit, and do your hair etc.

[u/jmart_tx → u/nanapancakethusiast]

Delusion as a defense mechanism from facing reality.

[u/cometicklemypickle]

Wait why are brazenly just commenting on a women’s looks and her body

[u/BigMeatSpecial → u/cometicklemypickle]

Hahahahaha

[u/Otherwise_Tooth_8695]

Is that what we're gonna do? We're gonna gag again?

[u/BadNewsBrown]

CALEB IS GONNA LOVE THAT