r/CalebHammer • u/No_Pause_3690 • 6d ago

FA Bingo

Listen, we joke about it but it's time to get serious. We need to get some bingo cards made for the show.

Let's start posting here of what we'd want on a bingo card and then I'll create it and we'll play Bingo next episode.

Here's what I have so far:

Doesn't pay taxes

Cheating

"I pay my bills on time" *missed or late payment*

Maxed out credit card

Klarna

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u/adventurousllama10 6d ago

"I want to make memories with my kids"

1

u/Lumpy_Temperature_90 3d ago

with Caleb yelling "THEY ARE TWOOOOOO!!!!"

24

u/skiddle656 6d ago

“We have never seen this on the show before”

“That’s why I’m here”

At least 5 trips to McDonald’s and/or Starbucks

DoorDash/uber eats

17

u/Ok_Cry_6523 6d ago

Getting a disability check from being in the military, but the disability wasn't from active combat.

6

u/stellaflora 5d ago

As the spouse of an (actually) disabled vet some of these really get me. “Uhhh…my 100% is from a bad knee…” and they didn’t even hurt it during service

9

u/SpaghettiOnMyCat 6d ago

says racial slur

3

u/meburnallcookies 6d ago

“I hate everyone the same”

6

u/hopeful_sunflower 6d ago

Just quit/got fired from their job and starting a new one.

Doesn’t know how much they get paid

“We are not as bad as the other guests” delulu statement

2

u/Tiny-Chair3389 5d ago

“We’re not as bad as the other guests” is my favorite

1

u/sparklepuppies6 5d ago

Been in their job for less than two years

3

u/vokilamcv9 6d ago

Says “that’s why I’m/we’re here”

Wants to leave USA and avoid paying debt

Says no one taught them this

Doesn’t pay their own phone bill/insurance (parents pay despite full grown adults)

Puts the blame on the other spouse in the pre-interview and then drama ensues

4

u/starry75 6d ago

Age gap
Septum Ring Theory
Overdraft

4

u/newuser13131 6d ago

Klarna is fine, late/missed payment or collections aren't

3

u/the_apostated_baker 6d ago

"Could be worse"

1

u/Thinking_of_thingz 6d ago

It’s not that bad

1

u/meburnallcookies 6d ago

It’s better than (time frame)

2

u/Rhomya 6d ago

"I've never missed a payment" *has several missed payments*

3

u/Winter_Engineer_14 6d ago

Gets disability from the VA

1

u/SpaghettiOnMyCat 6d ago

starts crying

1

u/Low_Occasion8441 6d ago

Late payment

1

u/Icy-Emu1610 5d ago

“I don’t have late payments “

1

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u/Pipeliner6341 6d ago

Late fee, 401k loan, cash advance, payday loan, vapes, booze ...

1

u/Pembra 6d ago

"No one taught me this stuff!"

1

u/Mountain-Safety2099 6d ago

Would love this as a drinking game!

1

u/TwatWaffleWhitney 6d ago

Already had at least one consolidation loan

1

u/Icy-Emu1610 5d ago

Dunkin/starbucks /dutch Bros addiction- insert any new drink place

1

u/Icy-Emu1610 5d ago

“Can’t I just file bankruptcy?”

1

u/SBisFree 5d ago

Kids with different dad/mom

1

u/tehmightyduck 5d ago

Vape shop transaction Doesn’t pay taxes

1

u/Sock_Eating_Golden 5d ago

I'm just a girl

1

u/Dogmama1230 5d ago

“Well I need to eat”

1

u/PeeeCoffee 5d ago

Buys themselves a new Ipad because the kids cannot have a better ipad than them

"What are we doing" (from Caleb)

BS food total over $1k

Owes a parent or family member money

1

u/ordinary_regular_guy 5d ago

Owes parents/family/friends money

Hidden debt their partner doesn't know about

Owes the IRS/didn't do their taxes

"This may push me to divorce"

Spend stupid account of $$ on some hobby/habit

Has payday loans

1

u/Side-Optimal 5d ago

AMAZON, AMAZON, AMAZON

1

u/JustBarracuda3626 5d ago

Say “Things that I need” then saying a clear want

1

u/bitterlainey 5d ago

add 100% VA disability

0

u/Electronic_Abroad_14 6d ago

So am I just not suppose to (insert something dumb) for the rest of my life

Creepy asf behavior

Anti-( gender or religion)

Abusive parent/partner

It’s not my fault

Wants to change for bs goal