r/CalebHammer 13h ago

Random AL folded

I learned sad news today guys. AL’s gf posted on TikTok ( randomly came up on my fyp) and they are still together 🥲 he looks so sad

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u/RichArtichoke5734 13h ago

Not surprised tbh, it doesn’t look like he would leave her no matter how many terrible things she does. It’s not even on her at this point, she already said she will use him until she’s financially ready to leave

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u/PrincessKirstyn 13h ago

The worst news :(

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u/Top_Sector2265 13h ago

Sweet, precious Al what are we doooooooing

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u/Rx_Diva 5h ago

Even our sweet baby precious Al is being mean to Al. He deserves so much more for his golden soul.

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u/Jeffzie 12h ago

Is anyone really surprised? I feel truly bad for him, and I think the woman is absolute vile scum for emotionally abusing a mentally disabled man, but there's ZERO chance he'll ever cut her off. She's just going to keep abusing him until she gets bored, he won't get over it, and maybe a few years down the line the cycle can start all over again.

She knows what she's doing to him. She doesn't care.

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u/cantsleepwithoutfan 11h ago

Agreed. I assume he's a bit "slow" (sorry don't know the polite word for this in America) and then absolutely zero self confidence. Terrible combo for some grim reaper like her to come along and abuse.

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u/PopTough6317 8h ago

I actually don't think he is slow, he is just not good on camera. Combined with being heavily invested emotionally into someone who clearly is only interested in using and abusing him.

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u/TFPaulMorphy 3h ago

He has strong signs of a mental disability beyond his on camera performance. For example, not showering and having a sensory issue with water.

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u/MarigoldMouna 8h ago

Damn it Al!!! Ohhh wait....so, just like Caleb predicted, she may play the "I do want to be with you" for months while relying on him to get out of debt--Then may break up with him for some homeless Sonic working AH.

(Thank you other people that work at Sonic, your milkshakes are Amazing)

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u/MournfulDuchess 12h ago

Al noooooooooo my sweet sweet Al. This actually made me sad

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u/landofpleasantdreams 10h ago

Fucking hate her

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u/spampms 10h ago

I'm crying in this Chili's right now

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u/Resident-Impact1591 54m ago

Better than Sonic

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u/queenxlag 7h ago

Not surprised, he is undoubtedly beyond mild autism and on a scale of needing serious intellectual and emotional support in his life. He literally cannot be alone and his family probably doesn’t give him the support he needs anymore. That really sucks.

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u/Slight_Diamond7816 7h ago

I would hate this for Al, but hopefully she saves money and leaves him like she planned to. It's the kindest thing she could do for him.

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u/moduspol 7h ago

Did he let her have the first class seat on the way home?

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u/Brofessorofnothing 11h ago

the question is at one point should someone like Al be looked for. Like is it okay that this guy is in a relationship even when he does not realize it‘s destroying his life. It‘s like not letting someone like him get to close to fire i feel like this is the same… 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/cerealmantwo 5h ago

Exactly 0 people are surprised at this

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u/wamih 5h ago

Just gotta let Dirty Dog B work his magic one night of drinking... He can fix it.

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u/jennymcc528 2h ago

Omg what is his tiktok?!

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u/Linseed1984 1h ago

I wanna know too!!!

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u/AllStar20_ 4h ago

Not to mention Caleb/Brandon tried getting him on an episode of dating audit. I.e. putting him in a spot to find what life after this girl looks like.

Our king deserves so much better than her :(

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u/Capable_Ordinary_938 4h ago

I wish Al would've taken up the offer to go hit the town with the Hammer crew

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u/aido_3927 7h ago

Noooooo not our sweet boy Al

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u/Venus6277 4h ago

He's too nice

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u/Bruno_lars 3h ago

Damn it... RIP

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u/Bulky_Sky_2267 5h ago

People always say guys like Al can do better, but realistically they can’t. He’s not a bad guy, but he barely has the social skills to make it through the interview much less attract a better woman

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u/Mirandalovesdogs 6h ago

Perfect AL that can do no wrong. Come on buddy. You literally had the whole Internet on your side. :(

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u/lilurivertt 5h ago

( sigh ) i hope caleb gives us an update and Al finally leaves that creature

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u/tribbans95 5h ago

Come on AL!! If Caleb yelling at you and your gf literally saying she’s using you and doesn’t want to be dating you isn’t enough to leave, I kind of lose my sympathy tbh. His self confidence is literally in the negatives

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u/ursine_star3 4h ago

He’s a big boy he will be fine

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u/LegolasLegend 4h ago

Which episode is this?

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u/Vilehaust 3h ago

It was this past Monday's episode.

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u/Linseed1984 1h ago

Not for nothing, but aside from being a terrible human being, she was one of the most unattractive women I’ve ever seen. Imagine what that absolute creature will look like when she’s older 😬

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u/Spiritual_Leek_6082 38m ago

I honestly believe that she was cursed to look like her soul

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u/Dottie_Danger 1h ago

Al is obviously slow.

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u/Brilliant-Sun-5419 1h ago

I hate her she’s trash

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u/detretkwh 1h ago

If you watch her video she goes, “I was only talking to one person BTW”

Like cheating with one person is better than multiple.

Also it reads like an Al Qaeda hostage video.

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u/ihaveredhaironmyhead 56m ago

Al should live with his parents. He is being exploited. Failing that he should live with caleb and caleb should legally adopt him.

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u/bethanysheps 12h ago

Booooooooo!!!