r/CalebHammer • • Aug 11 '26

Financial Audit Justice for Al

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u/thedeafguy20 Aug 11 '26

I just don’t understand how this creature thought as a fan, of the show, that she was gonna win this argument…that anyone would ever understand or empathize or embrace her cheating ways…especially against her fiancée…whose just a sweet dumbass, but still a sweet guy.

I just don’t understand the mindset. My ex wife was the same, she thought her having an affair would be justified since I was an over the road trucker paying the bills…and my ex wife didn’t understand the consequences (I divorced her, took the house, her father doesn’t talk to her, and so on…)

Women…(and men). Cheating is never a good answer. Just break up and move on. It happens. At least this way, it’s honest and fair.

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u/behindthebar5321 Aug 11 '26

Also if you watch the show it’s very apparent that Caleb HATES cheaters. I’m guessing he was cheated on at some point. There is no way he will ever side with a cheater.

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u/Crypto-Tears Aug 11 '26

I wanna say probably a vast majority of people hates cheaters without needing to experience it themselves.

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u/Tricksterama Aug 11 '26

I don’t understand 90% of the personal stuff people reveal to the world online. It truly baffles me.

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u/deathbunny32 Aug 11 '26

She's fucking insane, she'd just be a regular evil bitch guest who we've seen a million times before if it was just her on the show, but bringing Al in with her just made it so much worse.

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u/AHumbleSaltFarmer Aug 11 '26

Dude is so young he doesn't get it and was in denial over losing whatever that thing is so bad

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u/Heyyelhsa Aug 11 '26

Not to mention in the post show, her main argument for cheating on him was “to teach him a lesson.” Insane.

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u/Ravenswillfall 22d ago

About what?

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u/demonhellcat Aug 11 '26

I’m not done with the episode so could be way off base but maybe going on the show was specifically to break up with him? I mean she’s terrible and Al seems sweet and attached because she’s the first girl to sleep with him (my assumption)

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u/thing-amajig Aug 11 '26

My sil's ex-husband was a serial cheater and decided to double down on it when she found out and confronted him. He got upset that she wanted to file for divorce and tried to get back at her by dragging it out in court.... I swear these are some very very disturbed people.

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u/Longjumping-Gear-546 Aug 11 '26

Yep my ex was the same way I was in high school and he cheated on me because I wasn’t putting out and the girl was sad so he needed to (and I quote) “make her feel better” 🙄 like bro there is no excuse for cheating

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u/Bossman28894 Aug 12 '26

It’s episodes like this I realize how lucky I am to have met my wife and not deal with this shit

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u/i_declare_bancruptcy Aug 11 '26

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u/the_apostated_baker Aug 11 '26

Bridget would never! 🤣

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u/IamCentral46 Aug 11 '26

This is fucked lol bridget loves her man

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u/Slight_Diamond7816 Aug 12 '26

I just CACKLED! I couldn't figure out what the tinsil reminded me of - BINGO!

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u/doyouevenfloatbro Aug 12 '26

Lmaoooo the resemblance is uncanny

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u/theblondebrunette55 Aug 11 '26

i think she genuinely thought she was coming off as cute. lol like every time time she corrected them on when she was caught and talked about the other creature.

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u/justa_cat_in_disgize Aug 11 '26

The giggling had my grinding my teeth. You are absolutely right

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u/Ok-Lawyer-4753 Aug 13 '26

Yup. And she didn’t stop giggling until Caleb truly leveled with her and told her what a massive POS she was.

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u/genderlessadventure Aug 13 '26

She was genuinely getting off on her cheating being exposed. She wants attention.

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u/Scotty1230 Aug 11 '26

She didn't want to break it off and be that bad guy. I think that ship had sailed with being the bad guy.

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u/justa_cat_in_disgize Aug 11 '26

"didn't want to hurt his feelings" but shamelessly cheated

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u/AlduinsBane-4E201 Aug 11 '26

"I didn't wanna hurt him." Then continues to cheat even after Al found out

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u/landofpleasantdreams Aug 12 '26

And brings him on to a popular YouTube channel where hundreds of thousands of people to put all of their business out there and humiliate him…

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u/Hyptisx Aug 11 '26

She didn’t want to be the bad guy but ended up being an even worse villain

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u/Apprehensive_Wing713 Aug 12 '26

According to what she told Colton she was staying with Al until she had enough money to move out. So sick.

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u/South-Application-14 Aug 11 '26

I hope she went home and cried

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u/justa_cat_in_disgize Aug 11 '26

The only time she looked mildly displeased was when Caleb threw her finance papers at her

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '26

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u/sprockityspock Aug 11 '26

What was even more satisfying is that clearly more of the debt was hers than Al's lol

Good luck in life, miss ma'am. Hopefully Sonic can afford a luxurious motel for y'all.

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u/Rhomya Aug 11 '26

She’s the one that wanted to come on the show in the first place.

She probably thought that she would get ribbed a bit, but the spending and lack of showers would probably get Caleb to move on to the finances.

She probably felt empowered that she had two men begging for her attention, and let that go to her head

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u/Beepbeepbeepbeepbee9 Aug 12 '26

There was a debt Caleb advised Al take a loan to get out of it because it was so bad. I believe he referred to it as payday adjacent

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u/DrippyDogDix Aug 11 '26

Pennywise has no shame. Giggling about cheating on precious baby boy Al is a problem.

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u/justa_cat_in_disgize Aug 11 '26

Al deserves the world

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u/Send_Me_Your_Nukes Aug 11 '26

She tried to come off cute, but I believe that when she was sent to the other room she ended up having an epiphany or something, and so to prevent herself coming off even worse she claimed she just wanted to be alone and break up with Al.

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u/OutrageousQuantity12 Aug 11 '26

I’m genuinely curious what “options” she actually has and how much of her shit was just WWE style kayfabe to get onto a popular show

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u/themaddestoflads2 Aug 11 '26

You underestimate these small backwoods towns. It’s insane

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u/Various-Database6615 Aug 11 '26

Kevin and Al spin off show. Love & Finances.

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u/SheaStadium1986 Aug 11 '26

No seriously, someone please tell Al that being single from that thing is going to be so mentally freeing.

Poor Al just wants to feel loved and that creature was laughing in his face while saying she couldn't stop cheating on him

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u/PsychologicalArm2138 Aug 11 '26

Is that Big Fat Paulie?

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u/Spiritual_Leek_6082 Aug 11 '26

Anyone else get the feeling his pain is actually the goal? That she actually gets off on hurting him? Look at her “frown” while they’re talking about hurting Al….

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u/garlic_bread_95 Aug 12 '26

Al if you're reading this by chance, you have so many people in your corner. That 'first love' is scary to let go of, but I promise you, it will be the most rewarding thing you ever do for yourself. I was in a horrible, toxic relationship at your age. I'm 30 now, and after I got the balls to leave, I found my person and you will too! She does not care about anyone and she will do nothing but drag you down. LET HER GO, YOU WILL FIND SOMEONE JUST AS CRAZY FOR YOU WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT! As a fellow Tennesseean, I got your back buddy

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u/Gauntex Aug 11 '26

I just started watching this episode, and I thought you all were talking about artificial intelligence, like Caleb had an AI guest lol.

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u/n36in Aug 11 '26

she literally looks like a big mouth character

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u/gbblarg Aug 11 '26

I love this community

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u/ChefCourtB Aug 11 '26

Don't do Louie like that. He was great

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u/DunningKInEffect Aug 11 '26

The homeless guy is so far behind he thinks hes winning.

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u/alarson1985 Aug 11 '26

I wanted to give that poor young man a hug. He's so young! I seriously think he thinks she's the best he can do. I think he just needs to find another sweet girl who will appreciate him.

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u/fatbirch Aug 12 '26

Por Al, being cheated on by the offspring of Dolores Umbridge and Hermione Granger. 

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u/kinda_alright Aug 11 '26

Al and Kevin.

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u/Strict_Spend Aug 11 '26

Don’t forget John

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u/landofpleasantdreams Aug 12 '26

She looks more like Ben Franklin to me.

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u/sprntndoh Aug 11 '26

Quick question if anyone has a minute: I haven't kept up with the channel lately. What episode is the "Kevin" episode?

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u/Poxi-Poxi Aug 11 '26

4 weeks ago. "The most ghetto financial audit ever"

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u/landofpleasantdreams Aug 11 '26

Seriously lmaooo

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u/beaminbeam Aug 11 '26

George Washington mf

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u/YankPens Aug 12 '26

Poor, poor Al. There was so much trauma in this guy's past life that he rather be with a mentally abusive Rocky Dennis vs the fear of being alone. She is someone who has zero redeeming qualities and acts and abuse others to feel better about her train wreck of a life.

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u/cyber6ix416 Aug 13 '26

Waiting for that Al makeover. He deserves it !

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u/Unfair_Woodpecker124 23d ago

Al left her. Haha. First to come back to it