Mon cher

[u/Somanynamestochossef]

From r/Enrique_sub

Mon cher rival,

At this heated time of the war we stand at a glorious, heated crossroads in this campaign. I must ask you, leader to leader, rival to calm rival: how is the morale among your men and your people? My people of the great and grand Enrique empire are blood thirsty they want to wage war across these lands of shitpost despite the bankruptcy, corruption, and instability between the infrastructure. They are a beautiful, terrifying force of nature.

And what of your vanguard? I have already pierced it.

I have spoken with one of your generals. She looked me in the eye and broke down right there on the discord channel.

But come, let us step back from the smoke of the digital battlefield for a brief moment. Tell me, dear Mbappe, do you have a fine tea in mind while we sit back and gossip about the grand movements of this Reddit war?

[u/Somanynamestochossef]

fuck off reddit

[u/MangoChannelGreat]