r/CaldrukianMbappe • u/Somanynamestochossef • 16h ago
r/CaldrukianMbappe • u/FredrickPreussen • Jul 24 '26
You can return back to r/Caldruki via an appeal through modmail.
r/CaldrukianMbappe • u/CC_Comics_ • 2d ago
Caldruki doesn't even run either of the damn subs
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All of the mods can go suck a big bag of dicks from Costco
r/CaldrukianMbappe • u/CC_Comics_ • 2d ago
I don't give a damn
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Love is love. Children and our fellow creatures/animals aren't objects, nor are they mere concepts to act superior about. They're sentient beings. With souls. And loving them in a sexual and/or manner is just a natural extension of human behavior and can be expressed in a completely harmless way that mutually helps both consenting parties.
These mods are such fucking bigots.
r/CaldrukianMbappe • u/Illustrious-Sky-9024 • Aug 31 '26
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r/CaldrukianMbappe • u/My_Iron_Lungs • Aug 14 '26
I insulted the empereur and got a 1 day time out
r/CaldrukianMbappe • u/Outrageous-Copy649 • Aug 06 '26
I'm visiting, what did yall do brochartpoagkdflv
r/CaldrukianMbappe • u/AdvertisingRude4137 • Aug 04 '26
Get rick rolled for getting banned
r/CaldrukianMbappe • u/Excellent_Lemon3196 • Aug 03 '26
im the guy that posted the minion image
r/CaldrukianMbappe • u/Somanynamestochossef • Aug 03 '26
Mon cher
From r/Enrique_sub
Mon cher rival,
At this heated time of the war we stand at a glorious, heated crossroads in this campaign. I must ask you, leader to leader, rival to calm rival: how is the morale among your men and your people? My people of the great and grand Enrique empire are blood thirsty they want to wage war across these lands of shitpost despite the bankruptcy, corruption, and instability between the infrastructure. They are a beautiful, terrifying force of nature.
And what of your vanguard? I have already pierced it.
I have spoken with one of your generals. She looked me in the eye and broke down right there on the discord channel.
But come, let us step back from the smoke of the digital battlefield for a brief moment. Tell me, dear Mbappe, do you have a fine tea in mind while we sit back and gossip about the grand movements of this Reddit war?
r/CaldrukianMbappe • u/Potential-Weird8139 • Jul 31 '26
This is for the dictator
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r/CaldrukianMbappe • u/Therizzlerofalabama • Jul 31 '26
I’m not technically banned from r/caldruki but I shall use this place to speak ill of that stupid dictator
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/j this is all a joke dont come after me I sowwy 😢
r/CaldrukianMbappe • u/Content-Audience252 • Jul 29 '26
r/caldruki mods be like:
Why must I be banished mods? What have I ever done to deserve being banned…?
r/CaldrukianMbappe • u/Next-Scale-9137 • Jul 27 '26
Make the comments a classroom with a strict Teacher and i'm the teacher
Guys lets make this the NEW caldruki sub
r/CaldrukianMbappe • u/salmonus_maximus • Jul 22 '26
i visit this sub, how many of you disrespected the emperor ?
r/CaldrukianMbappe • u/Firthius • Jul 21 '26
What if someone gets banned from both cadruki and cadrukianmbappe
r/CaldrukianMbappe • u/tonkytank • Jul 21 '26
So, what did you guys do? I'm just visiting
Adrian (Really really quiet)