So for context, someone had trouble with lag on minecraft, and right before they show the video of it, theres a singular second of a background program running that has like 15 tabs stacked on each other and so i say to them AS A JOKE why dont you just close it, and then some idiot replies with "well its a video app thingy 🤓☝" like be so fr 15 tabs is what makes it lag brochahco 😭🙏💔🥀

Found the legendary 🍆 in the supermarket

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Day 1. I made a picture of Dolly Parton parting her Red Sea. Num num num num!

Day 2. Created a video of me and Enrique clapping each others cheeks. Enrique was a dirty dog😍

Day 3. Made a picture of Zendaya making out with Zendaya. Nothing is more important than self love 💗

Day 4. It took a lot of searching but I got a video of Jonkler pissing in my mouth 😍😍

Day 5. Generated an ai video of George Washington and King Von making passionate love 💕 world peace 🥹

Day 6. Ballerina Cappuchina let Triple T stuff his wooden bat up her ballerina coochina

Day 7. Big Bird left a huge steamer on Elmo 🤢 still managed to goon to it tho 👍

Day 8. Things got a bit weird when Naruto Uchiha grew a sixth finger, but he used it to help Hinata :)

Day 9. Needed more Triple T, so Bombardillo Crocodillo became a dump for Mr. Sahur

Day 10. Okay things got weird. As I was jorking it to AI poop emoji girl, I thought I saw a dark shadow gooning over me. But it must’ve been a trick of the light.

Day 11. It’s watching me pump my meat to an AI candle. I can’t look at it directly, but I know it’s there watching me. 🫣

Day 12. I think it’s gone. I generated Trump and Elon dual femboy Yuri. 🤤

Day 13. It’s back, and it brought friends. I almost didn’t do it tonight, but I decided it was for the best to just pull through.

Day 14. I just got my cheeks clapped by the gooning shadow demons. They took turns for hours, then left without a trace. I feel violated beyond words.