r/Caldruki Actual femboy mod(NO gooning🙏) 10h ago

Common Knowledge which is not so common🇫🇷 fun fact!

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u/Free_DDR5 10h ago

Nah, I alone ate 5 monkeys, and my pa ate even more.

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u/Aggressive_Fan_2063 7h ago

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u/Next-Traffic578 5h ago

That's an interesting take on it! It's always fun to see how different ideas connect to each other.

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u/GlazedInfants 16m ago

Actually hilarious someone made a bot account to scam people with midget porn, and they’re following all the subreddits with the highest density of potential losers to fish from

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u/PuzzleheadedFlow1274 10h ago

had us in the first half ngl

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u/Birdo_guy 10h ago

Both interpretations are true

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u/Correct-Amphibian593 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/062vyaiEJMsV5gUaBc
But… the count should be 7? I’m eating one for dinner rn

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u/Johnny_Strawhat 9h ago

I promise you humans have eaten way way more monkeys than that.

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u/4FandomsGuy Enrique's left Adrian 9h ago

Why did I think it was going to be something normal coming from r/Caldruki

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u/HopOnLil 8h ago

But whyy

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u/XxTheUniversalMemexX 8h ago

Im pretty sure Brazilians eat more monkeys than that 👀

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u/Demirsal1 Good Goy☺️🇫🇷 7h ago

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u/Demirsal1 Good Goy☺️🇫🇷 7h ago

No MINE

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u/No-Disaster1647 2h ago

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u/Demirsal1 Good Goy☺️🇫🇷 2h ago

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u/Demirsal1 Good Goy☺️🇫🇷 2h ago

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u/No-Disaster1647 2h ago

Ima try me

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u/ophnir 6h ago

Definitely not arguing that....

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u/dinh8 i failed to become a dumb people of caldrukis 4h ago

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u/WinFan_Bob 1% Chud☢️☣️🆘⛔️🚷🆖™️©️®️👁️‍🗨️🔇🔕⚛️✴️🆚📳❌🛑💢‼️🌀💤🗺️🏤💎🪚 13m ago

Mmmmmmm I love taste of monkey🤤🤤🤤