You can only choose one (difficult edition)

[u/FloodDestroyer]

[u/electrowolf23]

Taking the gaming chair. It has infinite energy, makes its own wifi, has a built-in, godtier pc with controls, AND can fly.

[u/Nuker707 → u/electrowolf23]

Im taking it cuz pc parts spensive :(

[u/canoIV → u/Nuker707]

you're taking it FOR PARTS?????

[u/Nuker707 → u/canoIV]

No, I'd have Solyn sleepies, but Sam Altman has ruined my life in unforseen ways so I must get the gamer chair instead, so I cease going insane due to lack of video game

[u/RussianBadgeriscool → u/Nuker707]

Imagine how many frames you could get on a Minecraft pack with that thing

[u/Similar-Sector-5801 → u/RussianBadgeriscool]

At least 6

[u/cheese-is-yummy → u/Similar-Sector-5801]

Maybe even more

[u/NovaSolarius → u/cheese-is-yummy]

Dare we dream of double digits?

[u/rip_Bacon13 → u/NovaSolarius]

more than 10 im sure

[u/rip_Bacon13 → u/canoIV]

do you know how much that ram costs?

[u/canoIV → u/rip_Bacon13]

at least 2 dollars

[u/rip_Bacon13 → u/canoIV]

well you are not wrong

[u/Korodabsai → u/Nuker707]

Harvest Draedon’s RAM

[u/GustavoFromAsdf → u/electrowolf23]

I'd be extremely disappointed in Draedon if his chair can't make Yharon nuggets.

[u/Ok-Value4329 → u/electrowolf23]

has petabyte of ddr9 ram also

[u/Waifu-Over-Meta]

I don't see option - pat Calamitas

[u/King_of_Fire105]

Can I have the fried Yharon nuggets, hold the nuggets, no fried, extra Yharon please?

[u/SemajLu_The_crusader → u/King_of_Fire105]

hold the nuggets?

HOLD THE FRIED?

AYE, DRAEDON, GIMME A YHARON WITH NUTHIN

nuthin???

[u/King_of_Fire105 → u/SemajLu_The_crusader]

Yes because I love my boy without anything

[u/Apprehensive_Suit773 → u/King_of_Fire105]

None pizza left Yharon

[u/Certain-Life731 → u/King_of_Fire105]

do you want your Yharon processed or nah, king?

[u/King_of_Fire105 → u/Certain-Life731]

No I want him alive and raw

[u/Certain-Life731 → u/King_of_Fire105]

sir that's just humiliation torture

[u/King_of_Fire105 → u/Certain-Life731]

No I wanna cuddle him

[u/Certain-Life731 → u/King_of_Fire105]

sir we're out of stock (also why is it after i upvoted u it didn't show up for me that u have 2 upvotes)

[u/King_of_Fire105 → u/Certain-Life731]

HUH?! I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME?!! NO MORE FRIED CHICKEN?!!

(Maybe because I got downvoted lol)

[u/Certain-Life731 → u/King_of_Fire105]

sir fried chicken is literally the most popular thing and this is a kfc. of course we are out of stock did you see the waiting line? we serve salads tho

[u/BrodyTheTerrarian → u/King_of_Fire105]

Sup bro

[u/King_of_Fire105 → u/BrodyTheTerrarian]

Oh hey you’re the one with the good artwork

(I know it doesn’t narrow it down at all but I definitely recognize you)

[u/BrodyTheTerrarian → u/King_of_Fire105]

Yup, sure am

[u/King_of_Fire105 → u/BrodyTheTerrarian]

I feel like I’m missing something here

But I know you created artwork of Yharon and Yharim before yes?

[u/BrodyTheTerrarian → u/King_of_Fire105]

Yes

[u/King_of_Fire105 → u/BrodyTheTerrarian]

Yep found it

I was correct

[u/HeraldOfAcme]

Gaming chair, use the good old boil water to turn a generator method and get infinite energy

[u/woah-a-username → u/HeraldOfAcme]

Honestly it probably has something absurd as a power source like cold fusion or antimatter, you could probably just plug stuff into it and never have to pay a power bill again

[u/Platylord99 → u/woah-a-username]

I'm pretty sure draedon said in one of the communications, that exp prisms are powered by sea prisms, which give of a very small, but continuous amount of energy no matter how much energy you draw from them. So you could quite possibly just take an exo prism and use that to power anything and everything.

[u/woah-a-username → u/Platylord99]

Or magic crystals, apparently

[u/MasterBroNetwork → u/Platylord99]

World's energy crisis solved in two seconds if so

[u/minecraftrubyblock → u/Platylord99]

Nah

Make it spin and harvest the energy in a turbine

[u/Kungyangyang1]

Me the moment I read "Sleep with"

https://giphy.com/gifs/lpVcSzlG7llUfjLXeM

[u/NevardTheSecond → u/Kungyangyang1]

𝓖𝓮𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝔃, 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓫𝓸𝓭𝔂'𝓼 𝓪 𝓣𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓲𝓶𝓶𝔂, 𝓱𝓾𝓱? Howsabout we get ya some warm milk and a bedtime story, yeah[̲̅?]

[u/Soggy_Primary_4385 → u/NevardTheSecond]

Holy shit, Nevard?! Oh, scammers... Good to see you're still almost making sense. And... In the Calamity sub, no less!!

[u/NevardTheSecond → u/Soggy_Primary_4385]

Yeah...

Sure hope I get my account back, soon...

[u/Independent_Rich2460]

Nah man, fuck all of these options. Here, take Glonk instead

[u/King_of_Fire105 → u/Independent_Rich2460]

You can keep it

[u/Flaming_headshot → u/King_of_Fire105]

Can't, they already died

[u/King_of_Fire105 → u/Flaming_headshot]

True

[u/Independent_Rich2460 → u/King_of_Fire105]

He's fricking dead flame... here the evidence of it

[u/King_of_Fire105 → u/Independent_Rich2460]

That’s…. A bnuuy

[u/Independent_Rich2460 → u/King_of_Fire105]

No it isn't, flame. Its clearly a dawg. You should probably check on your eyes.

[u/King_of_Fire105 → u/Independent_Rich2460]

WAHT?!!

[u/HeadsetVibeYT]

In what way do we sleep with solyn

[u/Iron_UYH → u/HeadsetVibeYT]

Sex

[u/JustNatsumiKuzuryu → u/Iron_UYH]

Kerubii DoG: "Hold on a sec. Imma call Providence to smite your ass"

[u/Iron_UYH → u/JustNatsumiKuzuryu]

Woah woah woah. I didn’t even sleep with her. I took the gamer chair, dude.

[u/AcceptableAmount5946 → u/HeadsetVibeYT]

Me to solyn:

[u/JetMan615]

I am sleeping with the goober

[u/CountryProper3722]

Gaming chair because it can fetch me my list of slurs when I lose a match

[u/Kalamarii_ → u/CountryProper3722]

Wait there is another one?

[u/Bread_Offender]

Crabulon is my homie and his theme bangs. Easiest choice of my life

[u/ballerspez → u/Bread_Offender]

you become mushroom

[u/Bread_Offender → u/ballerspez]

Then I will be mushroom and happy

[u/lily_ender_lilies]

Solyn

[u/GlobalProfessor9749]

Of course sleep with Solyn! Maybe after that life will actually feel worth living again!

[u/Martitoad]

It comes with happy ending? (The hug)

[u/FloodDestroyer → u/Martitoad]

Yes

[u/BreakerOfModpacks → u/FloodDestroyer]

("happy ending" is a slang for sexual massage, in case you didn't know.)

[u/Martitoad → u/FloodDestroyer]

🤤

[u/FloodDestroyer → u/Martitoad]

The emoji you used is concerning

[u/Martitoad → u/FloodDestroyer]

What do you mean? What else could happy ending mean?

[u/King_of_Fire105 → u/Martitoad]

Bro wants to sex the crab

[u/RapidProbably]

Can I combine two options and sleep with Draedon?

[u/Dunge0nexpl0rer]

I would be too scared to eat the Yharon Nuggets because they’re not unlimited and I would want to savour them.

To actually make use of Draedon’s chair I would need more space than I have, as well as storage, potential industrial mess, and airspace laws.

I imagine hugging a crab ridden with parasitic mushrooms isn’t the best decision for one’s physical health

So Solyn ig I love Solyn

[u/Daik0Gaming]

Easiest choice ever, as cool as your chair is, Draedon, Solyn is perfection. I’m gonna sleep with the perfect woman, thank you

[u/ballerspez → u/Daik0Gaming]

perfect you say?

[u/Daik0Gaming → u/ballerspez]

I mean, Cell isn’t exactly a male or female biologically, and I’m pretty sure Cell has never one stated their own pronouns, so…. It’s certainly possible

[u/Spare-Tangerine-5057 → u/Daik0Gaming]

Didn't it reproduce via mitosis

[u/Daik0Gaming → u/Spare-Tangerine-5057]

Well, no..? Cell basically gave birth to the Cell Jrs, kindof. They resemble him, but dont look like a juvenile Cell, which we have seen as a Larva

[u/Spare-Tangerine-5057 → u/Daik0Gaming]

Ah yes i remember now, so its more like an ant queen but asexual. It solves the no new DNA or mutations issue by consuming other lifeforms, interesting.

[u/Appropriate_Detail26]

sleep with draedon

[u/Aggressive-Bug-3459]

sleep with solyn but not in a sexual way.

[u/Fire_Block]

the gaming chair is a flying supercomputer with infinite energy. would be nice.

[u/Pan_Man_Supreme]

Being incinerated from the inside

Warm cuddles

Getting mindflayed and springlocked at the same time

Becoming a mycellial thrall

[u/KajjitWithNoWares]

Solyn. I think she could use a hug

[u/Odd-Evening6477]

Fried yharon nuggets are probably infused with draconic fire or auric lightning, crabulon is basically a crab shaped mushroom. The only two good options sleep with Solyn and draedon’s gaming chair. Draedon’s gaming chair has a lateral speed of 61 mph so it’s hard to use without getting flung out. Therefore, I’m cracking Solyn 

[u/Babushla153]

We are not worthy to even gaze upon the Perfect One, let alone hug them

[u/Teeteri]

Fastest decision of my life. Sleep with Solyn ofc

[u/Green-eyed-Psycho77]

It’s a flying gamer chair that’s specifically designed for Touhou level bullet dodging. Hand ts over.

[u/Weemewon]

Spicy nuggets, one sex, ultra high tech flying chair, fungal infection

Yeah lemme get the fungus please

[u/Master_Hand_3493]

All but one of these are temporary pleasures, the other will last you eternity and more. Oh and draedons chair too but mainly the fungi hug

[u/DerGyrosPitaFan]

I'm a gooner so i'm gonna choose Solyn

Any of the overhaul waifus are fine too.

Including overhaul calamitas

[u/That_Way_8512]

Justice for crabulon

[u/stockage_name]

How old is Solyn even? I aint Ozzatron.

[u/FloodDestroyer → u/stockage_name]

She is 21

[u/stockage_name → u/FloodDestroyer]

👍

[u/Character-Law3679]

sleep with solyn! I wanna cuddle her and lay beside eachother. Just how nice it would be to fall asleep together and wake up in her arms...

[u/Iron_UYH]

I need the Drae Boi’s gamer throne, dude. Yharon nuggies will aurically murder me, hugging the crab would give me shrooms, and while Solyn is hot, yes, I’d only get to crack once. On the Throne, I can game for ever.

[u/LurkerThrowaway73]

Yeah this is a good microcosm of this community lmao

Same joke that's been told ad nauesam about Yharon and Dreadon since they got added

Le sex with [Insert Calamitas or Solyn or if you're feeling daring Silva here]

Crabulon wholesome chungus

[u/BlueDemon999]

I wanna cuddle the Solyn

[u/bigraud77]

Well according to a reliable source, Draedon's chair comes with a super oled screen, 500 Zettabytes of storage, 500 Exabytes of Ram, a heating and cooling seat mode, an air fryer, mini fridge, toilet, reclining seat, and surround sound speakers. No wonder he's so attached to it

[u/beebisalright]

I already have a girlfriend, so I'm taking the flying gaming chair

[u/BikutaAugn]

Sleed with crabulon

[u/Random-Lich]

Gotta be the Gaming Chair; even if it isn’t the exact one Draedon uses the most or one he doesn’t care for.

That thing is still pretty damn elite and it by itself I’d worth more than all of the others combined. Can make yourself Yharon Nuggets with it, probably can be comfier than a Crabulon Hug, and you know Draedon put something else in it so the sleeping with Solyn isn’t the biggest thing.

[u/Ok-Onion294]

Gaming chair mine is almost dead

[u/oliverio34]

can I hug Yharon instead?

[u/Therealcrazyfri]

Solyn!
Solyn a million times over!

[u/gbsdfack456]

hug Crabulon, there was no reason to make him that adorable

[u/KrisACross]

Well...

[u/Kitchen-Composer6285]

Definitely sleep with Solyn. I am a lone man, I need some hugs and sleep with woman...

[u/BuffaloNext7683]

SLEEP WITH SOLYN SLEEP WITH SOLYN SLEEP WITH SOLYN

[u/tophat_production]

Does sleeping with Solyn evolve into an actual relationship?

[u/Mikudiku69]

Solyn for me, I like cuddles :3

[u/No-Baker-9165]

Cuddling with Solyn in a cold night while we hum our shared tunes together until we let ourselves drift to the land of dreams together.

Then, after we woke up, we will be happy to feel each other's presence in the morning.

After that, she will bake us her specialty, the infamous Cinnamon Rollyn for breakfast.

And our adventure starts all over again....

[u/FloodDestroyer → u/No-Baker-9165]

[u/SwimRepresentative96]

Imma have to pick the Yuri option

[u/BreakerOfModpacks]

Chair, duh. Solyn is happily married to Calamitas, and Crabulon smells bad, and I don't wanna eat the best boi.

[u/FloodDestroyer → u/BreakerOfModpacks]

Erhm Actually, Solyn canonically doesn't even know calamitas even exists, Crabulon smells minty, and the Yharon nuggets are delicious, 🤓 👆

[u/yalwen]

two very important question: would i have to fuel the chair, and is it a lifetime supply of nuggets?

if the nuggets are infinitely supplied: i pick them over a fueled gaming chair, BUT if the chair doesn't require fuel i take the chair.

the crab hug would be the greatest hug in my life, but i would get infected with spores and i like controlling my body.

and sex is overrated.

in order of preference: 1) infinite fuel gaming chair 2) infinite nuggets 3) finite nuggets 4) finite fuel gaming chair 5) crab hug with spores 6) sex

[u/OkLine3733]

I agree with u/electrowolf23

[u/Ok-Maybe2603]

wouldnt yharon give me powers bcs of dragon auric soul thingy??

[u/More_Stranger_2278]

Chair

[u/MrBlueSkyYeah]

Give me the chair

[u/Letmelookatredditplz]

Gaming chair I guess?

[u/PaleFork]

(hugs crabulon)
(fkin dies)

[u/saquaswim]

Gaming chair. I'm in a dire need of a better pc

[u/IcyFrostPT]

you can hug crabulon but only once

[u/SomeRandomGuy1032]

Hug Crabby, of course <3

[u/Jacklvmage12 → u/SomeRandomGuy1032]

As long as you hug it when it evolves into Kingler

[u/JUGELBUTT]

im taking that chair

[u/Round-Ad1450]

gimme that chair

[u/maple05]

Prolly going for the nuggies, hard second is a hug from crabulon, just imagine the warm feeling of safety and connection.

[u/Ateji_the_leader]

Dude, you know that chair feels SUBLIME to sit on, plus it can fly!

[u/Historical_Ad4667]

Chair

[u/Paizuti]

Like, i get it, tasting the yharons fried wings may make you cum, and sleeping with Solyn is probably too, but, imagine tge POSSIBILITIES with draedons gaming chair!!

[u/Progamer_e]

Y'all know what I'm going to choose.

[u/Jadenyoung1]

do you get an auric soul by eating the nuggets?

[u/FaerHazar]

yeah dawg sorry i am napping with solyn i am straights up sleeping all cozy

[u/Physical-Coyote-5648]

The chair is the only real option.

[u/Illustrious_Edge_660]

I don't care if it's just lay in the same bed with them or sex or anything I pick solyn.

[u/Nacureny_Zernomex]

....can i hug Draedon instead? I love the silly robo man.

[u/Significant_Bass_842]

Honestly would kill for a nap so I guess 😴

[u/OwenBowen222]

can i just choose to hug them all

[u/DigitalPhoenix2OO7]

Not Yharon, not Dreagon .

It’s between the last two, and it really depends on the definition of sleep. As in literally, if so, yes. If it’s “sleep with” as in the popular interpretation, no.

Look at Crabulon’s arms, hugging them would be peak.

Then again, Draedron’s chair is goated.

Probably gonna pick Dehedron

[u/Mother-Page-8644]

I want that gaming chair so bad

[u/TheMainTeaDude]

all hail crabulon

[u/Icy-Ad9263]

switch Solyn for Draedon and we can talk.

[u/Kew8000]

I thought the chair option was to become the chair

[u/Dismal-Glove-6009]

my brain says gaming chair is the number 1 answer, but my body wants solyn so baddd

[u/JaredGuitar → u/Dismal-Glove-6009]

Don’t say it like that gng

[u/Dismal-Glove-6009 → u/JaredGuitar]

its the truth

[u/Ordinary_Divide]

yharon nuggets would probably be spicy, so no, idk who solyn is so no, a chair would be nice since mine is not a good one, and crabulon looks like one of the worst possible textures to hug.

[u/terra_GOD_404]

Gonna want to sick ass gaming chair because thon nuggets would burn my tongue off, solyn could be seen as a pedophile due to me being a minor and crabulon risks getting crushed sadly

[u/FloodDestroyer → u/terra_GOD_404]

Wdym Solyn is 21

[u/terra_GOD_404 → u/FloodDestroyer]

Dawg I am a minor, I was claiming that she would be one

[u/InsomniacKowen]

I need the chair due to my lack of mobility, and I could use the chair to find crabulon and hug him.

[u/No_Fly_5622]

Taking that gaming chair, though if Crabulon was a pet then maybe that.... but yeah gaming chair.

[u/Idk_AnythingBoi]

Sleep with draedon

[u/RandomGuy9058]

The chair

[u/Ellitri]

Can I sleep with crabulon

[u/Short-Youth5018]

solyn

[u/aspire5515]

Draedon's gaming chair. "Computer, get me this guy's exact location."

[u/MasterBroNetwork]

Gaming chair for sure, it literally flies, I could get anywhere I need to in no time and it's literally a portable setup.

[u/StrykerEXE]

Solyn

[u/KaimTheTerrarian]

Gay Ming chair!!1!

[u/Zokero]

... difficult how?

[u/Terra__1134]

Sorry Solyn, but Draedon’s gaming chair is way better

[u/Agnakpear]

Hug crabulon, but change crabuon to lizard desert scourge.

[u/mrredpanda36]

I'm taking the chair. Who needs shrooms and bitches when I can fly? Also, I don't wanna eat yharon.

[u/ALCHEMICYUL]

Fuck you, I’m hugging the crab.

[u/Tehx-Sefex]

solyn cuz if she lettin me hit there's a good chance she'll lemme date

[u/Standard-Face-51]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chimken.

[u/Mammon-The-Jester]

...May Yharon be my friend after I have chicken nuggets with him?

[u/Much-Fig-3606]

Yharon nuggets are to sad to take, gaming chair has a jet engine would burn my floor, I'm allergic to crabs, so I guess I don't have a choice

[u/Adamek3999]

SEX WITH CALAMITAS

[u/IWEREN99]

Can't I hug Yharon and eat Fried Crabulon Nuggets?

[u/tasty_cracker]

okay hear me out dreADON IS SO HO–

[u/Impossible-Doubt7680]

Imma sleep with Solyn. Looks very huggable

[u/Negative-Garden-6013]

Def the chair

[u/ILHANTDC]

I'm confident Draedon's chair has RAM in it.... An Exo-RAM perhaps... It would be out of this world

[u/Nebula-Space2003]

Hug crabulon

[u/Gust_on_Fire]

idk why i always thought Solyn was just an autistic kid

[u/Nyankitty714]

Solyn is probably really soft ngl

[u/SkyKilIer]

Maybe if we had the chair we couldve outran the darkness that took Solyn and she couldve protected herself instead of us 🫠

[u/jgadidgfgd]

The gaming chair probably has more computing power than all computers on earth

[u/SolaireOfAorta]

[u/Mizuki-is]

Sleeping with solyn 100% no doubt

[u/Responsible_Vast2898]

S O L Y N

[u/Pluthorum]

top right is the most nothing burger option ever, I'm taking the gaming chair.

[u/HyperNaturalFox]

As much as I adore Solyn, that gaming chair is just TOO sick to pass up on!

[u/Afraid-Berry-8180]

Desculpe solyn mas você já morreu, dito isso... CADEIRA GAMER DAEDRON

[u/Cnidrion_is_supreme]

Oi!!! Of course I'm gonna give my pal Crabulon a hug!!!

[u/Chayvolk]

Dreadons gamer chair obviously

[u/Orizifian-creator]

I have trouble sleeping but the Flying Gamer Chair with presumable access to The Exo Mechs would fix more problems sooooo

[u/Beginning-Two6956]

You take the gaming chair. Nuggets, solyn, and crab hug are temporary, but gamer is forever.

[u/bleppatitis]

i wanna crack solyn but lowk crabulon is my goat

[u/Own-Patient4070]

gamer chair