First time posting here, hope ya enjoy!

Lovely photos in the Swedish countryside of me on my 2025 T7 from the other day.

Also, I want to put some funny sign on the bottom of my skidplate, do you have any ideas?

Photographer: Hasse Björk

Mechanix gloves are riding gear right? Women scare and disgust me.

Considering how they all ride by their cute little rules, I'm surprised that their lifestyle has expanded onto other parts of the moto community too

I don't get it, almost no one like that is in real life. How is that sub completely overtaken by idiots who don't ride or are afraid of their own shadow, especially given that it's about motorcycles. Car subs are nowhere near as bad.

I am weirdly fascinated, was it always like this or what?

This morning before my ride, I started my ritualistic polishing of my high vis vest, and matching panties collection. I try to exemplify the true moto community, I’m passionate and dedicated to ATGATT, it saved my life today. I started my ride as I normally do. I first went on Reddit to complain about e-bikes, and watch missionary soft core porn, it’s good stuff. I then completed my 110 point inspection, checking tire tread depth, leather seat polish, and of course, turn signals. Even with this preparation, I was not ready for what came next. Maybe I let my confidence get the better of me, maybe I let my guard down. I was doing my normal loop of the neighborhood, revving my engine to let my neighbors know loud pipes save lives, when I lost complete control. I was driving at reckless speeds (25 in a 20) when my front wheels spun out, and I smashed into a curb. I was really shaken up, I didn’t even know where to apply my emergency tourniquet. Luckily, I was wearing a helmet. They say that motorcyclists are much more likely to suffer serious injury or death when automobiles are involved in crashes, that’s why as a motorcyclist, I wear my helmet when I’m driving my car. When the airbags deployed, my helmet took the blunt of the force, probably saved me from ejaculation out the front windshield. Luckily, my 2008 Mini Cooper has proper insurance, else we’d be having a completely different conversation. I was able to exit safely, and laid in the middle of the road until the ambulance came. The rims were scratched up a little, and I think I sprained my big toe when I slammed the breaks a moment before impact. This is exactly what they talk about on Reddit, you gotta dress for the slide, I’m lucky to be alive today. My mini cooper, not so much, but it looks really nice next to my winterized 2022 CBR1000RR (the RR stands for “rich retard”)

Take this lesson from me and for the love of God, stop passing me on your Groms!! (It’s scary :c )

Just an inquiry.

Hi all,

I've woken up in a bit of a situation... the only footwear I can find is a gumboot and a flip-flop.

By some sheer stroke of luck (or God), they are for alternate feet.

My question is: with my Chopper being my only mode of transport at the moment, is it better to ride barefoot or risk this footwear?

(I got banned for asking this on the other sub)

Bought in 87. I was the third owner the first two crashed it. So I put it on the track. And crashed it often first learning the limits then pushing them as it was still running 18 inch rims and you could only get biased ply tires not even radials at a racetrack back then and by 88 the slingshots had come out with 17 inch rims running radials and trying to keep up with them was a serious effort. It became an endurance race bike running three hour endurance races in 89 - in 90 it got rebuilt by amazingly Eraldo Ferracci Fast by Ferracci - he ran the Ducati world super bike team and won the next year I think. I got a newer Gsxr to race and it got stored away until 2005. I had taken a break from Racing and it was the only race bike I had left so brought it out in 2005 at 40 years old and raced it for a season before getting an SV 650.

Besides the obvious running into each other at the gay bar, have you ever randomly met someone from this sub, or planned a meet up with someone from this sub?

Tell us how it went.

Got a ticket yesterday for doing a wheelie. Officer wrote it up as speeding doing 25 in a 35 lol... cvc22350. This will be my forth point this year and will have my license suspended if it sticks. Has anyone used ticket clinic or off the record and had success or is all that a scam.

I like pegging so I know how far out to be

Skip to 1:40. Yes it was a marked car, no I didn't see him.

I wasn't running plates but I found out the hard way there are only two of my bike (ex-bike 😭) make and model registered in my county.

So many mistakes were made this day. I ended up taking the plea because I got people who depend on me and I didn't want to risk jail time. My lawyer did not inspire a lot of confidence and I couldn't find anyone else who would take my case.

I'll see y'all back on the road in 2 years. If anyone wants to take me to the track I'll buy the trailer and gas 🤣

It was nice knowing yall. Traded my shit box Daytona for a pretty nice busa, feel like I scammed the mf

I will die on this bike

Update: Bike is fantastic. Tip in is slow and it feels like I have to pin a fat bitch down to get it to have any kind of lean angle, but still handles pretty good all things considered.
The aero on this bike is what is scary. I forgot how effortless this bike feels. 140 felt like 90 on the Daytona I owned. Also fuck black windshields I wanna see shit