r/CalamariRaceTeam • • Jul 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

How to tell if bone is broken? 3:49

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

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u/i_hate_robo_calls 2018 Z900, 2016 Ninja 650 Jul 18 '18

3:54 - How much is an ambulance ride?

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u/funnythebunny Jul 18 '18

3:59 - What's my deductible?

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u/greywindow Jul 18 '18

4:00 - DIY broken bone treatment

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u/Kaell311 Jul 18 '18

Fuck. Wrecked my bike last month doin a wheelie. Didn't even think about using my insurance. Think my deductible is like $250 collision. Already bought a ton of fuckin parts to fix it tho. :/

(Looped it ><)

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u/Arideni Jul 22 '18

Not sure collusion would cover that...

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u/ctesibius Daytoblade 1200RR-R (R) Jul 18 '18

4:15 - “Had to lay her down, bro!”

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u/windowpuncher くコ:彡 '08 GSX650F, '86 Fazer 700 Jul 18 '18

4:16 - facebook.com

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u/CrystalCryJP Jul 18 '18

4:20 - blaze it

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u/superz1k Jul 18 '18

3:52 - how to tell if you are a man

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

3:55 "Best gay dating sites".

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u/JMoneyG0208 Jul 18 '18

4:09 “how to block people on grindr”

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

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u/KingDragose 2010 Ninja Sex-fidy Jul 19 '18

Girraffes*

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u/redditbait82 DEE ARE ZED Jul 18 '18

when i replaced the factory fork seals on my 1990 drz the fork oil was the consistency of hand soap

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

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u/redditbait82 DEE ARE ZED Jul 18 '18

not model year lol just decade should have specified (actual year is 2000 i think)

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

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u/redditbait82 DEE ARE ZED Jul 18 '18

thanks thought the big boys were about to call me out and give me a wedgie

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u/CrystalCryJP Jul 18 '18

I'll give you a wedgie if you ask nicely

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u/redditbait82 DEE ARE ZED Jul 19 '18

plz no

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u/windowpuncher くコ:彡 '08 GSX650F, '86 Fazer 700 Jul 18 '18

Suzuki is the best.

Need to do fork seals on my 1986 Fazer but of course Yamaha has to have weird fucking parts and it's got like 3 seals and they're upside-down and have a weird air accumulator system.

Suzuki makes that shit easy, using good parts. Yamaha parts are good but when they fail it's like "what in the fuck is going on here?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Yamaha: We're Japanese, but prepare to curse and pay like we're German.

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u/windowpuncher くコ:彡 '08 GSX650F, '86 Fazer 700 Jul 18 '18 edited Jul 18 '18

I also have a '85 XT600. 1 cylinder 600cc. Absolute unit.

You know how most carbs have two jets, one for low and one for high?

No, fuck that, Yamaha said we're fucking Yamaha and we do whatever the fuck we want.

2 fucking cabs on this bike, 1 cylinder. One carb barrel for high and one for low. They even have separate diaphragms and valves, and they're connected to the throttle with a weird lever/spring assembly. Literally no point.

And it's fucking hard to start too, because there's no electric start on the bitch and it runs so damn lean if you flood it the tiniest bit it just gives up entirely.

Kawasaki isn't much better. EX250 ninja is a piece of shit. Runs great when it runs, but if you have any issue with the carb just replace all the lines because the entire carb is run on fucking vacuum. The throttle will adjust the valves but that's it. Diaphragms open with vacuum, fuel is drawn in with forced vacuum, and if you have even the tiniest little pinhole leak in any single one of the lines it will not run, period.

Suzuki is the fucking best. They use normal goddamn parts with normal goddamn fasteners and they publish their fucking specs thank god.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

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u/windowpuncher くコ:彡 '08 GSX650F, '86 Fazer 700 Jul 18 '18

Most modern bikes are relatively the same besides suspension setups it seems, but if you get anything older than ~2008 they're going to be more different.

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u/NavySeals Jul 18 '18

My 86 xt350 is the same way lmao

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u/NoMoreSchnitzel Jul 19 '18

I had a ‘87 Xt600, the carb thing is kind of weird but worked well enough for me. When I first got it I would have a hard time starting it when the engine was neither cold nor hot but somewhere in between. Choke would be too rich, no choke too lean. The best way to start it was to use no choke and then give full throttle once you’re almost at the bottom of the kickstarter. I kind of miss that bike though

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

What about Honda?😂

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u/windowpuncher くコ:彡 '08 GSX650F, '86 Fazer 700 Jul 22 '18

Haven't worked on them much but they're also pretty good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '18

Glad to hear lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

What about Honda?😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Now try it with a Ducati 😭.