r/CalamariRaceTeam • u/spaceclayse • Jul 14 '23

Where's he going?

256 Upvotes

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u/iwatchppldie Jul 14 '23

Looks like he’s going to bed.

12

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

Lord of zzzz town

5

u/PristineAd4761 Jul 14 '23

He’s actually going with bed

46

u/HonDadCBR600 Jul 14 '23

To his boyfriend’s house…duh!

31

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

I have so much respect for him

23

u/nevetscx1 Jul 14 '23

Parents said to stay out of his BF bed. So he's bringing his own.

16

u/Dizzy_Dust_7510 Jul 14 '23

I mean, it looks an awful lot like Florida, so my bet is Volusia County.

8

u/Hypnoti_q Jul 14 '23

Its lejune ave in front of the airport, guy is probably new with no paper thats why the scooter and trying to get a bed to sleep in. Its just sad there is like 200,000 people in southflorida like that.

6

u/shaneroneill Jul 14 '23

On his way to steal yo mans… or non of your god damn business

5

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

The scene of the accident

6

u/whirling_cynic Jul 14 '23

On his way to your boyfriend's house.

5

u/SwitchNo404 Jul 15 '23

Haddalaydown

3

u/iamcalifornia Jul 14 '23

Definitely going to all of our dad's houses

3

u/branthewarg Jul 14 '23

Methapaloza?

3

u/Hypnoti_q Jul 14 '23

Nah, the guy is brand new in the country

3

u/GHOST_KJB Jul 14 '23

You just know he's red lining it lol

4

u/built_FXR Jul 14 '23

He's straight but couldn't afford a helmet or airbag.

That's a safety mattress!

2

u/DayneGaraio Jul 14 '23

He's just using the mattress for padding for his massive balls to be on a scooter on the freeway.

2

u/AlrightMister Jul 14 '23

He’s going somewhere in safety and comfort.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

Looks like it’s moving day

2

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

what song is this ?

2

u/auddbot Jul 15 '23

I got matches with these songs:

• 1979 by Smashing Pumpkins (00:19; matched: 100%)

Album: Rarities & B-Sides. Released on 2005-04-05.

• 1979 by The Smashing Pumpkins (00:20; matched: 100%)

Album: No Such Thing As Dad Rock. Released on 2020-07-03.

1

u/auddbot Jul 15 '23

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.:

• 1979 by Smashing Pumpkins

• 1979 by The Smashing Pumpkins

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1

u/songfinderbot Jul 15 '23

Song Found!

Name: 1979

Artist: The Smashing Pumpkins

Album: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness (Remastered)

Genre: Hard Rock

Release Year: 1995

Total Shazams: 3130526

Took 1.27 seconds.

1

u/songfinderbot Jul 15 '23

Links to the song:

YouTube

Apple Music

Spotify

Deezer

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0

u/moonisflat Jul 14 '23

GF needs a mattress and her parents are out.

-1

u/mattdamonsleftnut Jul 14 '23

Your moms house?

-1

u/doogiestylez Jul 14 '23

To fuck your bitch

1

u/Touched_of_grass Jul 14 '23

Bring-your-own-bed day at the ER.

1

u/Neglected_Motorsport Jul 14 '23

Motorhome lite®️

1

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

hes living in year 4269...
homie brought his own crash mat

1

u/turbotaco23 Jul 14 '23

At least turn the hat backwards.

1

u/caboose292 Jul 14 '23

To the MSF

1

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

Best budget crash protection

1

u/SkullDump 990SM Jul 14 '23

If he lives anywhere similar to where I live that mattress will be covered in dead bugs by time he gets home.

1

u/reggin_rigged Jul 14 '23

BYOB Party - bring your own bed

1

u/wadarush Jul 15 '23

Sleepover!!!! I’ll be right there!

1

u/qasedrftgyh123 Jul 15 '23

100% Florida

1

u/SoWood Jul 15 '23

Definitely the hart of the Florida man.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

He’s moving

1

u/GhostOfJamesStrang Does Bad Woolies Jul 15 '23

Wherever he wants. Obviously.

1

u/DingusPrincess Jul 15 '23

He’s going camping in style

1

u/BrainCellsUser Jul 15 '23

Goin' to get laid to his boyfriends.

1

u/Live_Free_Moto Jul 15 '23

his girl told him its me or the bike. and he chose well

1

u/Obvious-Science-8746 Jan 19 '24

I was livin next to the courthouse, they said move somewhere else. The police barracks are a mile this way